Madame Du Vide
@madameduvide.bsky.social
Mostly here to laugh at all your snark.
I take no bullshit.
Compost the ruling elite and let their bodies nourish our offspring.
I take no bullshit.
Compost the ruling elite and let their bodies nourish our offspring.
Watching people discuss how many Romance/Spice books are sold now makes me think their naïveté is so sweet.
Just wait until they find out about the dongs you can buy inspired by the fantasy, alien and creature dongs in these Spicy books. They are really something.
Just wait until they find out about the dongs you can buy inspired by the fantasy, alien and creature dongs in these Spicy books. They are really something.
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Watching people discuss how many Romance/Spice books are sold now makes me think their naïveté is so sweet.
Just wait until they find out about the dongs you can buy inspired by the fantasy, alien and creature dongs in these Spicy books. They are really something.
Just wait until they find out about the dongs you can buy inspired by the fantasy, alien and creature dongs in these Spicy books. They are really something.
Behold! Our centerpiece this year-
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Behold! Our centerpiece this year-
I thought this part of this article hit pretty hard about that same feeling.
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November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I thought this part of this article hit pretty hard about that same feeling.
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Preparing for a rainy Portland Halloween where my 4yo requested for us to be a family of ghosts, I think we inadvertently made the spookiest costume ever
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Preparing for a rainy Portland Halloween where my 4yo requested for us to be a family of ghosts, I think we inadvertently made the spookiest costume ever
Look what loveliness came to me all the way from north Texas! It’s been a long time since I’ve seen these.
October 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Look what loveliness came to me all the way from north Texas! It’s been a long time since I’ve seen these.
Pretty ladies all in a row!
One bucket left in a couple weeks, maybe three more bottles 🍷
One bucket left in a couple weeks, maybe three more bottles 🍷
October 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Pretty ladies all in a row!
One bucket left in a couple weeks, maybe three more bottles 🍷
One bucket left in a couple weeks, maybe three more bottles 🍷
I cannot stop laughing at this 😂
October 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I cannot stop laughing at this 😂
First rack and the color of this wine is incredible this year!
September 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
First rack and the color of this wine is incredible this year!
We have plum jelly, people. My first attempt so let’s hope it sets 🫣
September 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
We have plum jelly, people. My first attempt so let’s hope it sets 🫣
Yesterday. It was like the universe gave me the gift of the perfect day. The WIFI was out at the state fair so all rides were free for the first two hours. Then my neighbor gave me a ticket to see Spoon and the Pixies! It was a damn good day.
August 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yesterday. It was like the universe gave me the gift of the perfect day. The WIFI was out at the state fair so all rides were free for the first two hours. Then my neighbor gave me a ticket to see Spoon and the Pixies! It was a damn good day.
Why is it when I try to take a drunk bath this fucker can’t go be somewhere else. Now I have to watch him because he could jump/fall in.
August 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Why is it when I try to take a drunk bath this fucker can’t go be somewhere else. Now I have to watch him because he could jump/fall in.
Haha, I read this right after baiting my bug-getter with a nice juicy piece of plum. KILL THEM ALL
August 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Haha, I read this right after baiting my bug-getter with a nice juicy piece of plum. KILL THEM ALL
I wish y’all could taste this. It’s incredible.
August 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I wish y’all could taste this. It’s incredible.
Oh my, 20 bottles of wine getting ferment-y. And we just pulled another couple of baskets off the tree! 🫣 What a year!
August 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Oh my, 20 bottles of wine getting ferment-y. And we just pulled another couple of baskets off the tree! 🫣 What a year!
This year for fruit is crazy, this is the third bucket of plums for wine.
I HAVE TOO MANY PLUMS.
I HAVE TOO MANY PLUMS.
August 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This year for fruit is crazy, this is the third bucket of plums for wine.
I HAVE TOO MANY PLUMS.
I HAVE TOO MANY PLUMS.
Processing plums for wine, look how juicy they are!!
August 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Processing plums for wine, look how juicy they are!!
Whomever did thist can go fucketh thyself forever.
Sincerely,
All working event decor people
Sincerely,
All working event decor people
August 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Whomever did thist can go fucketh thyself forever.
Sincerely,
All working event decor people
Sincerely,
All working event decor people
Sorted a ton of plums last night and we still have a ton on the tree! 🌱
August 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Sorted a ton of plums last night and we still have a ton on the tree! 🌱
Fucking great day in PDX, gluten free fish and chips and beer. Love Portland Fish Market’s fish and chips window so much.
August 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Fucking great day in PDX, gluten free fish and chips and beer. Love Portland Fish Market’s fish and chips window so much.
My neighbor just passed and her front yard is FULL. She used to leave a “Free” box out every year but not this one. Let me know if you need more fruit!
August 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My neighbor just passed and her front yard is FULL. She used to leave a “Free” box out every year but not this one. Let me know if you need more fruit!
Folks, it’s goulash time.
August 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Folks, it’s goulash time.
Fruit baskets being naughty 🌱 #BskyAfterDark
July 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Fruit baskets being naughty 🌱 #BskyAfterDark
This is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is where I post from