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Madame Du Vide
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Mostly here to laugh at all your snark.
I take no bullshit.

Compost the ruling elite and let their bodies nourish our offspring.
FINALLY time to kick back and I see Katt Williams has a new one. YESSSS let’s see what this one is like
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Wowza I have 300 followers on here??! How fun!
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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Yes, we talked to a geologist who curls about the very special geology of curling's stones, please enjoy
Why curling rocks come from just two spots on Earth
The rocks used in the Olympic sport of curling come from one island in Scotland and one quarry in Wales. What makes them so special?
www.scientificamerican.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Agreed. I am 100% shocked every time that they are allowed to do what they do. They took up the entire parking lot of Fabric Depot but it’s still not enough?? It’s total bullshit and so fucking dangerous
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Kaori Sakamoto is human sunshine.

#Olympics #MilanoCortina2026 #Figureskating
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Thinking about Bernie Sanders in JNCO jeans to regulate my nervous system
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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The dildo distribution delegation is outside the Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis.
February 7, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Fish sauce and drawing badly to practice are elitist. Wow. What a website.
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
This was her last Thursday. Sneaky sledding at Timberline Lodge, just because. Lucky kiddos.
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
HARD SAME. Fried rice from Moon Palace was sooooo special.
February 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
What a bunch of cuties!! I am always saying the same about my daughter’s experience. I didn’t have sushi until I was well into my twenties. She has it on a Thursday night and we roll it ourselves.

We really are killing this mom shit.
February 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
And fancy wine cups
February 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Sitting here wishing there was salad on this train and OH YEAH THERES SALAD ON THIS TRAIN.
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Capitalists will look you dead in your face and tell you that the greatest economic system ever created is the one that took all of earth’s infinite bounty and made it finite.
January 31, 2026 at 6:15 PM
January 30, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Few things are as nice as sitting in front of the fire at Timberline Lodge.
January 30, 2026 at 12:18 AM
When I Get Low I Get High
open.spotify.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Sippin’ on Gin and Juice
January 27, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Terrazzo today at Fine Arts Building.
January 25, 2026 at 7:24 PM
This is just fucking awesome.
We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.
January 25, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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I’m the only guest in my hotel trapped by the ice storm and it’s next to a grocery store so I didn’t bother getting food. Well, the grocery store closed due to weather so I’ve been hungry. Told the front desk guy and he was like “I made a bunch of soup. Want a bowl of soup?”
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The staggering amount of ghoulish shit that they would have to admit that they were wrong about is keeping them pretty quiet in my world. Fucking cowards.
January 23, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 11:08 PM