MachoMessiah 🇵🇸
@machomessiah.bsky.social
'The People's Scrub'. 9x Skyrim Buyer. Native. Vet. MFL Champion 21/22. Cyber Gaymer. Melee Enthusiast. 33rd at KR4. Back 2 Back Mafia Champ 🇵🇸🏳️🌈
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The most inaccurate part about the DnD movie is that all 4 of the player characters were straight
June 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The most inaccurate part about the DnD movie is that all 4 of the player characters were straight
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Happy Pride month!! 🏳️🌈
June 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Happy Pride month!! 🏳️🌈
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the sickos man is very cold. let him inside
March 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the sickos man is very cold. let him inside
Shut the fuck up you TESLA OWNER
March 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Shut the fuck up you TESLA OWNER
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Pikachu revolting in Turkey, Luigi allegedly assassinating CEO’s in Manhattan. I hope Sonic the Hedgehog knows to use a VPN when doing searches for “bulk fertilizer” and “Tesla dealerships near me.”
March 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Pikachu revolting in Turkey, Luigi allegedly assassinating CEO’s in Manhattan. I hope Sonic the Hedgehog knows to use a VPN when doing searches for “bulk fertilizer” and “Tesla dealerships near me.”
Tech companies are cowards for replacing the gun emoji js
March 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Tech companies are cowards for replacing the gun emoji js
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I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.
February 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.
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Garfunkel looks good.
February 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Garfunkel looks good.
You just know that loser is fucking malding at the fact he's being filmed
February 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
You just know that loser is fucking malding at the fact he's being filmed
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I think the “YOU” from Crank That Soulja Boy could wake me from a coma
February 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I think the “YOU” from Crank That Soulja Boy could wake me from a coma
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just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6
February 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6
I'm in shambles
Imagine if Josh Allen decided to get a little bit chubby one year and so the Bills had a nervous breakdown and traded him for Trey Hendrickson.
That’s basically what just happened in the NBA.
That’s basically what just happened in the NBA.
February 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'm in shambles
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Tell me you wouldn’t do the same
January 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Tell me you wouldn’t do the same
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i actually feel kinda bad for rodgers. a guy my age losing a power struggle to a teenager named brick is something that should only happen in the mad max universe
Incredible level of pre-cope as I prepare for someone named Brick to release me
December 23, 2024 at 7:46 PM
i actually feel kinda bad for rodgers. a guy my age losing a power struggle to a teenager named brick is something that should only happen in the mad max universe
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“We're gonna take the North and never give it back.”
December 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
“We're gonna take the North and never give it back.”
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