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I am a mammal.
“Your heart's desire is to be told some mystery. The mystery is that there is no mystery.”
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US Park Police now doing traffic stops in DC, and charged at me with a baton for filming closer than they liked
August 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This looks really cool!
August 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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It. Can’t. “Apologize.”
AI chatbot Grok issues apology for antisemitic posts
The chatbot wrote several antisemitic social media posts Tuesday after Elon Musk's company xAI released a revamped version of it days before.
www.nbcnews.com
July 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I'm starting to write about this, so more from me later. But it's just fascinating to me that MAGA landed on "rape is okay, but only if the victim is over 18." But even that line would move, if necessary to defend their voting choices, I suspect.
July 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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What is wild about this is that it's already well-established that Trump sexually assaults women. His base doesn't have a problem with that, which is why Scott Adams is talking like this.

It's so much furor over something they already decided they're fine with.
you’ll never guess who jumped up to argue that it’s ok if Trump is implicated in an Epstein scandal he won’t reveal
July 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I think I'm getting the black lung, pop.
Modern miners are contracting black lung at younger ages and at rates not seen since the 1970s. Federal cuts risk putting a solution further out of reach.
How Black Lung Came Roaring Back to Coal Country
Once nearly eradicated, the “old man’s disease” is back and suffocating younger miners. Federal cuts risk putting a solution further out of reach.
trib.al
June 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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"The Exorcism of Andrew Cuomo"
“The Magical Realism of Zohran Mamdani”
“The Cozy Mystery of Brad Lander”
“The Paranormal Romance of Zellnor Myrie”
“The Alt-History Erotica of Whitney Tilson”
June 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I mean, at this point, in a normal republic, the legislature would have already removed him.
BREAKING: Chief Judge James Boasberg finds that probable cause exists to hold the Trump administration in criminal contempt for willful violation of his March 15 orders regarding Trump's Alien Enemies Act proclamation and sets next steps toward possible prosecution.

More to come: www.lawdork.com
April 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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he failed as a YouTuber (low views) so now he got a job as SecDef because the President thinks he's hot
January 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
What a joke.
January 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Enormous "i just awoke from a coma i fell into in 2015" energy here
So President Biden has pardoned his son Hunter - and given Trump a precedent that certainly won't be abused.
December 2, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the “pro-life” Republican Party.
December 1, 2024 at 7:45 AM
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Watching a hockey video and was reminded of how bonkers Tommy Soderstrom's kit was.

That cage mask! No tape on his stick! All the brands are different!

(video here: youtu.be/_fIWQrqzaJQ?...)
December 1, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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"Twitter isn’t real life" turned into "leaving Twitter is ignoring reality” very quickly!
December 1, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Apparently this is a live website? We've been waiting.
November 15, 2024 at 11:55 PM
It doesn't get talked about enough: the political status of the courts is probably the most impactful thing on US life. And believing that courts are not political? You're a rube. You're the mark.
Most of which is already in motion thanks to judges he appointed
Right. People will shrug this off and go, well, he would need Congress. But he could do much of this with executive power alone: directing the FDA to revoke mifepristone approval, directing the DOJ to enforce the Comstock Act; a 14th amend recognition of fetal personhood; he’s got options.
February 16, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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Wait. If her father was born in Minnesota, why wasn't she a citizen at birth?
Elon Musk and his mother believe that it’s harder for white immigrants to become citizens than people of color. They say it’s “the plan.” That’s just Great Replacement Theory dot txt.

Elon’s antisemitism isn’t accidental or occasional — it’s persistent and systematic.
February 5, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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What if Taylor Swift does not have much power to move votes to Biden BUT Republicans being weird screaming incels about Taylor Swift could have some power to move votes away from Trump?
January 31, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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Fantastic post—in at least two cities (where there’s good data) it looks like crime is much LOWER in the stores that are CLOSING.

“Retail theft!” increasingly looks like just another crime panic, the “he looked at fentanyl and went into shock!” for corporations.
New from me on Substack: Target says it is closing 9 stores due to crime but publicly available data casts doubt on their stated rationale and suggests a more complex answer. Check it out!
Why Is Target Closing Stores?
Data casts doubt on the company's implication that it's due to rising crime.
jasher.substack.com
September 28, 2023 at 12:51 PM
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So cool you were able to get cosmetic surgery so that the image you see in the mirror matches your identity. Even so, I'm going to still refer to you by your dead weight.
September 22, 2023 at 12:37 PM
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Tag yourself. I'm this tired ass Black man in the back
September 22, 2023 at 12:43 PM
Impeach Clarence Thomas yesterday. Alito next.
September 22, 2023 at 1:08 PM
I met System of a Down randomly because I was in a bookstore and they were doing a signing. I had no idea they were coming, so I was just tooling around, and as I walked out, I shook hands with everyone but Daron because they just happened to be coming in. Worst? None? They've all been very pleasant
Just for fun, name your BEST and WORST celebrity encounter.

I won’t lie, I love to hear these, even when I don’t know the celebrity in question.
September 19, 2023 at 12:48 AM