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@lynsib.bsky.social
Pear-shaped loser. Self-loathing Mariners devotee and Coug. Writer/editor. Media/feminism/climate.
For less sports screaming and more professional climate stuff, please see @lynsi-climate.bsky.social.
For less sports screaming and more professional climate stuff, please see @lynsi-climate.bsky.social.
Can't believe I didn't get a romantic portrait of me buying a bag of dry beans and a sixer of PBR on credit and then going home to blog.
Am I the only journalist who doesn't live like some kind of knock-off Rockefeller heir? What the hell is going on?
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Can't believe I didn't get a romantic portrait of me buying a bag of dry beans and a sixer of PBR on credit and then going home to blog.
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Skip the metaphors though and just tell me the tea!
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Skip the metaphors though and just tell me the tea!
I'm very bitter about how Nuzzi and her type set women (and specifically female journalists) back everywhere, and yet she's fine when many women are not, but also this saga is my "Young and the Restless." 🍿
The kicker. Oh my god.
(Read to the end. Trust me. You have to read all the way to the end.)
www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
(Read to the end. Trust me. You have to read all the way to the end.)
www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm very bitter about how Nuzzi and her type set women (and specifically female journalists) back everywhere, and yet she's fine when many women are not, but also this saga is my "Young and the Restless." 🍿
And what you have now is a world largely devoid of editors
Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
And what you have now is a world largely devoid of editors
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Q: Seattle has 6 Cup games. How close are you gonna be watching that city with the crime?
TRUMP: If we think that the mayor of LA is incompetent -- everybody knows that. If they let the water come in that wouldn't have happened...if we think there's gonna be trouble, I would ask Gianni to move it
TRUMP: If we think that the mayor of LA is incompetent -- everybody knows that. If they let the water come in that wouldn't have happened...if we think there's gonna be trouble, I would ask Gianni to move it
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Q: Seattle has 6 Cup games. How close are you gonna be watching that city with the crime?
TRUMP: If we think that the mayor of LA is incompetent -- everybody knows that. If they let the water come in that wouldn't have happened...if we think there's gonna be trouble, I would ask Gianni to move it
TRUMP: If we think that the mayor of LA is incompetent -- everybody knows that. If they let the water come in that wouldn't have happened...if we think there's gonna be trouble, I would ask Gianni to move it
Man, my journalism career ended when all my editors got fired and I was ordered to stay at my desk and make slideshows instead of report on court trials, much less exciting. Instead of driving around L.A. blasting maudlin tunes in my Mustang, I watch "Hell's Kitchen" with my cat.
Can I upend my career in such a way that grants me an exclusive interview with the Times to promote my book
Olivia Nuzzi's memoir is a combustive portrait of America, President Trump and the scandal with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that upended her career.
In an exclusive interview with The New York Times, she recalls the infatuation that consumed her, Kennedy’s use of psychedelics and much more.
In an exclusive interview with The New York Times, she recalls the infatuation that consumed her, Kennedy’s use of psychedelics and much more.
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Man, my journalism career ended when all my editors got fired and I was ordered to stay at my desk and make slideshows instead of report on court trials, much less exciting. Instead of driving around L.A. blasting maudlin tunes in my Mustang, I watch "Hell's Kitchen" with my cat.
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*Extremely Ichiro voice* Who the fuck is Aaron Judge?
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
*Extremely Ichiro voice* Who the fuck is Aaron Judge?
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This place is the best
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This place is the best
AI is constantly wrong, so this could be good!
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
AI is constantly wrong, so this could be good!
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Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
I like Tarik Skubal, not least because he's really nice and accessible to my spouse, who interviews him for Seattle University stories. I love a down-to-earth king. People of much lesser stature are much bigger jerks to writers.
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I like Tarik Skubal, not least because he's really nice and accessible to my spouse, who interviews him for Seattle University stories. I love a down-to-earth king. People of much lesser stature are much bigger jerks to writers.
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Bryan Woo finished fifth in Cy Young voting and first in handsomeness.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Bryan Woo finished fifth in Cy Young voting and first in handsomeness.
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hook JD up to one of those "experience period cramps" machines and watch him crumble before your eyes
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
hook JD up to one of those "experience period cramps" machines and watch him crumble before your eyes
Excuse me, situation room?
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Excuse me, situation room?
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
My therapist has come to understand that talking about baseball is part of the deal with me.
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My therapist has come to understand that talking about baseball is part of the deal with me.
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TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — Kansas county agrees to pay $3 million and apologize over police raid on a small-town newspaper in 2023, editor says.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — Kansas county agrees to pay $3 million and apologize over police raid on a small-town newspaper in 2023, editor says.
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Chamberlain
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Chamberlain
