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Pear-shaped loser. Self-loathing Mariners devotee and Coug. Writer/editor. Media/feminism/climate.

For less sports screaming and more professional climate stuff, please see @lynsi-climate.bsky.social.
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#goms
Drunk ginger in the stands at a Mariners game holding up a Naylor shirsey
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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You're MVP in our hearts, boo #goms
Cal marching down the clubhouse steps wearing a backwards hat with a goofy smile on his face Cal Raleigh waving at the camera in the dugout, looking through the crook of Dom Canzone's elbow Cal looking buff AF with his big guns wearing a sleeveless shirt during batting practice Cal being interviewed after a Mariners game with his jersey unbuttoned, saying, "Always good when the Astros lose, right?"
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Cal Raleigh in catcher's gear with a puzzled look on his face Young Cal Raleigh squatting in his catcher's gear and a backwards hat, squinting, with words overhead reading, "Big Dumper"
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Senate Dems
Jerry Seinfeld telling George Costanza, "You know, this is how they negotiate in the bizarro world."
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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#goms
Cal Raleigh after the Homerun Derby holding his gaudy WWE-style champion belt in one hand and his silver crossed-bats trophy in the other, with a Flava Flav-like chain and medallion around his neck
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Wut #goms
Julio Rodriguez wearing a navy Seattle Mariners cutoff hoodie with a Seattle batting practice cap with upside down shades resting in the bill, staring blankly into the camera lens.
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Dear god Cougs #GoCougs
George Costanza wearing a beige trench coat over a sweater and collared shirt, sitting at the diner booth, saying, "Why must there always be a problem?"
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Baseball
Bill Dauterive on King of the Kill sweat soaking his sleeveless undershirt, beet red and dehydrated, barely surviving, brows raised, lifting a finger
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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The second half offense, we're ready to melt down #GoCougs
Blanche Devereaux from The Golden Girls on a yellow curly-corded phone wearing a blue dress with shoulder pads saying, "I could just scratch your eyes out."
October 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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#GoCougs
October 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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#goms forever
George Costanza sitting at a diner, saying, "I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, insecure, paranoid, neurotic ... It's a pleasure."
October 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Good season. #goms
Alex Rodriguez consoling a crying Joey Cora in the Kingdome dugout after the Mariners were eliminated from the 1995 ALCS against Cleveland. A-Rod's arm is around Cora, who is hunched over crying into a towel.
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Good season. #goms
Alex Rodriguez consoling a crying Joey Cora in the Kingdome dugout after the Mariners were eliminated from the 1995 ALCS against Cleveland. A-Rod's arm is around Cora, who is hunched over crying into a towel.
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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#goms
Bryan Woo smoking a cigar wearing the champagne goggles and a backwards adjustable strap baseball cap in the clubhouse
October 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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#goms
Bryan Woo smoking a cigar wearing the champagne goggles and a backwards adjustable strap baseball cap in the clubhouse
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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#goms
October 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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#goms
Bryan Woo walking off the mound in the City Connect uniform looking down, middle finger on his left hand raised
October 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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#goms
Cal Raleigh covered in beer and champagne at the Division Champ clinching clubhouse party, smiling with his mustache and giving a thumbs up, goggles atop his head
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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#goms
George Costanza driving his car sticking his head out the window screaming, "all right. Let's just stay calm here."
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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#goms
Peggy Hill glaring
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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#goms
October 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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#goms
October 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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#goms
George Costanza on Seinfeld sitting at the diner table wearing a trench coat over a sweater saying, "Why must there always be a problem?"
October 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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#goms
George Costanza on Seinfeld sitting at the diner table wearing a trench coat over a sweater saying, "Why must there always be a problem?"
October 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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#goms
Miranda Hobbes sitting at a diner table wearing a turtle neck staring straight ahead
October 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM