Lucky_Zero
@luckyzero.bsky.social
Bartender, avid GM, father to the world's most ginger dragon slayer. Collector of stupid hats.
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Lucky_Zero
@luckyzero.bsky.social
· Feb 17
My coworkers have remarked that they can't believe I've met so many weird people/actual fuckin monsters in my life and, buddy, I hate to break it to you.
You have. You just didn't take the time to see it.
You have. You just didn't take the time to see it.
What if I wrote a screenplay that was just Dredd 2014 but it's Star Wars and its two Jedi on the verge of being kicked out of the order because of questionable tactics being sent to infiltrate a supposed Sith hive that goes completely tits up and now they have to fight a whole city of force adepts?
June 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What if I wrote a screenplay that was just Dredd 2014 but it's Star Wars and its two Jedi on the verge of being kicked out of the order because of questionable tactics being sent to infiltrate a supposed Sith hive that goes completely tits up and now they have to fight a whole city of force adepts?
"The royalty must die like common beggars and petty thieves"
Fuck nudes.
I wanna know the lyrics you would get tattooed on your body.
I wanna know the lyrics you would get tattooed on your body.
May 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"The royalty must die like common beggars and petty thieves"
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"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"
May 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"
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I take my shitposting very seriously, you guys.
May 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I take my shitposting very seriously, you guys.
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*funny skeet that everyone likes and shares*
May 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
*funny skeet that everyone likes and shares*
I bet Cardinals of Cataan is fucking lit though
May 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I bet Cardinals of Cataan is fucking lit though
Thankfully, they don't.
May 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Thankfully, they don't.
I love having a smart fridge. It keeps track of how many times my kid opens the freezer but doesn't have a fuckin thermometer to warn me when the compressor dies.
May 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I love having a smart fridge. It keeps track of how many times my kid opens the freezer but doesn't have a fuckin thermometer to warn me when the compressor dies.
On this day, a dozen elder Queens of Drag felt the hairs on their immaculate necks suddenly stand on end as a powerful wave of recognition and arcane power rippled across the land. This, they knew, was the birth of a mighty force upon a land in need of divine spark.
Lo, and the sky said verily,
🤌
Lo, and the sky said verily,
🤌
Americans really do grossly underestimate what a difference “walking everywhere” makes when they travel
like yeah the walking is the reason you lost weight while eating bread in Italy, it’s not because Italian bread is imbued with magical nonna sprinkles that give it fewer calories
like yeah the walking is the reason you lost weight while eating bread in Italy, it’s not because Italian bread is imbued with magical nonna sprinkles that give it fewer calories
April 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
On this day, a dozen elder Queens of Drag felt the hairs on their immaculate necks suddenly stand on end as a powerful wave of recognition and arcane power rippled across the land. This, they knew, was the birth of a mighty force upon a land in need of divine spark.
Lo, and the sky said verily,
🤌
Lo, and the sky said verily,
🤌
You know what, man? Ban the fuckin chemtrails. Go right ahead. Just ban the holy shit out of em.
Then, I'm gonna nonstop flood every shitty conspiracy boomer's facebook feed with videos of me pointing at the sky like a scared caveman going "GUBMINT DONE DO BAD! AIRPLANE MAKE PEEPEE SAD!"
Then, I'm gonna nonstop flood every shitty conspiracy boomer's facebook feed with videos of me pointing at the sky like a scared caveman going "GUBMINT DONE DO BAD! AIRPLANE MAKE PEEPEE SAD!"
April 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You know what, man? Ban the fuckin chemtrails. Go right ahead. Just ban the holy shit out of em.
Then, I'm gonna nonstop flood every shitty conspiracy boomer's facebook feed with videos of me pointing at the sky like a scared caveman going "GUBMINT DONE DO BAD! AIRPLANE MAKE PEEPEE SAD!"
Then, I'm gonna nonstop flood every shitty conspiracy boomer's facebook feed with videos of me pointing at the sky like a scared caveman going "GUBMINT DONE DO BAD! AIRPLANE MAKE PEEPEE SAD!"
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Why are hot people like this
The one downside to my new job is that all the other people working there are far younger, and far more attractive.
It makes me feel like that senior who has graduated but insists on revisiting their old high school during class hours, and I keep expecting the principal to come toss me out.
It makes me feel like that senior who has graduated but insists on revisiting their old high school during class hours, and I keep expecting the principal to come toss me out.
April 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Why are hot people like this
I get what you're saying, but this isn't cognitive failure. This is him demanding you acquiesce to his reality.
I had to upload the clip here because it's frankly insane. Possibly the most insane trump clip yet. His brain is pudding
April 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I get what you're saying, but this isn't cognitive failure. This is him demanding you acquiesce to his reality.
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Crimson Dread
22x28 canvas (31.35x37.25in with frame)
Refurbishing this antique frame and painting this to go with the frame took me about 5 months total!
22x28 canvas (31.35x37.25in with frame)
Refurbishing this antique frame and painting this to go with the frame took me about 5 months total!
April 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Crimson Dread
22x28 canvas (31.35x37.25in with frame)
Refurbishing this antique frame and painting this to go with the frame took me about 5 months total!
22x28 canvas (31.35x37.25in with frame)
Refurbishing this antique frame and painting this to go with the frame took me about 5 months total!
Why the fuck is out that every time I tell people I prefer impossible to actual burger they immediately go "THOSE ARE WORSE FOR YOU THEY DON'T HAVE REGULATIONS THEY'RE NOT HEALTHY"
Okay first of all I'm not making a burger because I'm concerned about my diet, dingus. Second, shut up please.
Okay first of all I'm not making a burger because I'm concerned about my diet, dingus. Second, shut up please.
April 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Why the fuck is out that every time I tell people I prefer impossible to actual burger they immediately go "THOSE ARE WORSE FOR YOU THEY DON'T HAVE REGULATIONS THEY'RE NOT HEALTHY"
Okay first of all I'm not making a burger because I'm concerned about my diet, dingus. Second, shut up please.
Okay first of all I'm not making a burger because I'm concerned about my diet, dingus. Second, shut up please.
The English language needs a word for when you realize you know so much more than your boss and the sheer depressing realization that it will never, ever benefit you.
April 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The English language needs a word for when you realize you know so much more than your boss and the sheer depressing realization that it will never, ever benefit you.
Explain your username:
I'm the luckiest person you've ever met, but I absolutely am not allowed to win. For example, I fell through a storm drain and settled with a city.
The vast majority of that money went to debt that would have ended up getting forgiven anyway. And I still have a leg crater.
I'm the luckiest person you've ever met, but I absolutely am not allowed to win. For example, I fell through a storm drain and settled with a city.
The vast majority of that money went to debt that would have ended up getting forgiven anyway. And I still have a leg crater.
April 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Explain your username:
I'm the luckiest person you've ever met, but I absolutely am not allowed to win. For example, I fell through a storm drain and settled with a city.
The vast majority of that money went to debt that would have ended up getting forgiven anyway. And I still have a leg crater.
I'm the luckiest person you've ever met, but I absolutely am not allowed to win. For example, I fell through a storm drain and settled with a city.
The vast majority of that money went to debt that would have ended up getting forgiven anyway. And I still have a leg crater.
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Loll intolerant against who?! Those translucent, grinning phrenologists whose whole thing is white washing the 14 words and being smug subpar iPad parents? Don’t piss me off!
Those unattractive, twee natalist white people touting the strength of their genes while wearing prescription Warby Parkers need to beGET the fuck out of my face with that weird shit
April 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Loll intolerant against who?! Those translucent, grinning phrenologists whose whole thing is white washing the 14 words and being smug subpar iPad parents? Don’t piss me off!
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Those unattractive, twee natalist white people touting the strength of their genes while wearing prescription Warby Parkers need to beGET the fuck out of my face with that weird shit
April 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Those unattractive, twee natalist white people touting the strength of their genes while wearing prescription Warby Parkers need to beGET the fuck out of my face with that weird shit
I would but it's "A Christmas Story" and frankly we've all had enough of that one.
A film that takes place where you’re from:
April 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I would but it's "A Christmas Story" and frankly we've all had enough of that one.
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