Levi Templeton
@ltemp56.bsky.social
Husband, Father, Chicago Cubs and Mizzou Fan, Bluegrass Music
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The Chiefs moving to Kansas is such a rotten little move. Worthy of shame and nothing else. But I congratulate the Missouri taxpayers who don't really have to go that much farther for games *and* don't have to subsidize Clark Hunt's lifestyle
December 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The Chiefs moving to Kansas is such a rotten little move. Worthy of shame and nothing else. But I congratulate the Missouri taxpayers who don't really have to go that much farther for games *and* don't have to subsidize Clark Hunt's lifestyle
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Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
I hate sports so much! I don’t know why I subject myself to the misery of being a fan.
October 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I hate sports so much! I don’t know why I subject myself to the misery of being a fan.
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The thing the Cubs are best at is reminding us that we want them to win a lot more than they do.
July 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The thing the Cubs are best at is reminding us that we want them to win a lot more than they do.
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Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
July 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
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“Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump said at a press conference
Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercia...
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April 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump said at a press conference
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New poor tax about to drop, and it couldn’t come at a better time. Poor people have been getting away with having nothing for far too long.
March 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
New poor tax about to drop, and it couldn’t come at a better time. Poor people have been getting away with having nothing for far too long.
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OMG!!! This is genius! 🤣
March 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
OMG!!! This is genius! 🤣
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
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This is what many cities in the U.S. looked like before the EPA.
Why the heck would anyone celebrate deregulating it?
Why the heck would anyone celebrate deregulating it?
March 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is what many cities in the U.S. looked like before the EPA.
Why the heck would anyone celebrate deregulating it?
Why the heck would anyone celebrate deregulating it?
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Guys I want to quit Twitter real bad. Please for gods sake put me in your starter packs and tell people to follow me here. It’s absolutely hell over there 🤣
March 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Guys I want to quit Twitter real bad. Please for gods sake put me in your starter packs and tell people to follow me here. It’s absolutely hell over there 🤣
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Fender affirming care is ok for these douches apparently
March 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Fender affirming care is ok for these douches apparently
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Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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January 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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when you’re down two scores and have the chance to get points but still be down two scores, you simply have to do it
January 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
when you’re down two scores and have the chance to get points but still be down two scores, you simply have to do it
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December, 34 AD:
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
December 21, 2024 at 6:47 PM
December, 34 AD:
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
Where are all my Cubs/baseball fan follows? After being a lurker over at twitter for the last 10 years I’m hoping to be a little more active here!
November 9, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Where are all my Cubs/baseball fan follows? After being a lurker over at twitter for the last 10 years I’m hoping to be a little more active here!