bara wojack
@lsthief.bsky.social
26, bi. The world is full of obvious things. @/lsthief on X, The Everything App
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because I'm avoiding responsibility at work
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
because I'm avoiding responsibility at work
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it's so funny that they had to ask mike vrabel about the stef diggs video. yes i saw my $63M receiver distribute mystery neon pink party drugs to bad bitches on a yacht after demanding they call him daddy. yes i do find it concerning
May 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
it's so funny that they had to ask mike vrabel about the stef diggs video. yes i saw my $63M receiver distribute mystery neon pink party drugs to bad bitches on a yacht after demanding they call him daddy. yes i do find it concerning
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the vibe is something like an unethically bisexual ja rule with him
Here's the viral Stefon Diggs party boat video. He is
-flirting with three women simultaneously
-insisting, successfully, that they call him big daddy
-distributing ~something~ pink
-presumably cardi b is off camera somewhere
-flirting with three women simultaneously
-insisting, successfully, that they call him big daddy
-distributing ~something~ pink
-presumably cardi b is off camera somewhere
May 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
the vibe is something like an unethically bisexual ja rule with him
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I see you. 👏🏻💖🥳
March 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I see you. 👏🏻💖🥳
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george is gonna get aaron into youngboy, aaron is going to make george believe disney traffics children. A+ signing
March 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
george is gonna get aaron into youngboy, aaron is going to make george believe disney traffics children. A+ signing
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We had weekly all hands meetings at Harmonix (Beatles Rockband) and during the week of April fools our CEO presented a list of demands from Ringo Starr that concluded with "Ringo must be 25% larger than the other Beatles"
If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles
March 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We had weekly all hands meetings at Harmonix (Beatles Rockband) and during the week of April fools our CEO presented a list of demands from Ringo Starr that concluded with "Ringo must be 25% larger than the other Beatles"
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Important that people recognise this was published nearly a year ago. You're only just noticing it now because the media completely buried it because it's not convenient to their narrative. Tell people about it.
March 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Important that people recognise this was published nearly a year ago. You're only just noticing it now because the media completely buried it because it's not convenient to their narrative. Tell people about it.
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if your team hasn't signed 900 free agents 20 minutes into the legal tampering period you should probably just die. it is over for you
March 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
if your team hasn't signed 900 free agents 20 minutes into the legal tampering period you should probably just die. it is over for you
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There’s an Urdu name for a “Jack of all trades” that translates to “every talent Lord.” A Korean version is “eight direction beauty.” But my favourite name for someone who tries their hand at lots of different things is the Lithuanian Barbė devyndarbė. It means “Barbie nine jobs”
March 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
There’s an Urdu name for a “Jack of all trades” that translates to “every talent Lord.” A Korean version is “eight direction beauty.” But my favourite name for someone who tries their hand at lots of different things is the Lithuanian Barbė devyndarbė. It means “Barbie nine jobs”
thank you christian darrisaw
Chiefs banking on a 2021 5th-rounder with 12 career starts is a good reminder of how hard it is to get a left tackle
Left tackle Jaylon Moore to the Kansas City Chiefs on a two-year deal, per Adam Schefter on ESPN
March 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
thank you christian darrisaw
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Twitter being down for the start of NFL free agency really sums up how things are going over there.
March 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Twitter being down for the start of NFL free agency really sums up how things are going over there.
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Uni did a cute stretch! :3
March 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Uni did a cute stretch! :3
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Happy Mar10 day everyone! Remember to firmly grasp your nearest marten!
March 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Happy Mar10 day everyone! Remember to firmly grasp your nearest marten!
yknow truly if twitter is not going to be active during events I care about and (I realized this recently) every single person I liked following who wasn't political has left I might just hang out here more
March 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
yknow truly if twitter is not going to be active during events I care about and (I realized this recently) every single person I liked following who wasn't political has left I might just hang out here more
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I have no insight into nfl free agency, but for those of you desperate for sports news with Twitter down I bring you the Joe Burrow tweet
March 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I have no insight into nfl free agency, but for those of you desperate for sports news with Twitter down I bring you the Joe Burrow tweet
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childhood is idolizing calvin. growing up is realizing calvin's dad makes more sense.
March 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
childhood is idolizing calvin. growing up is realizing calvin's dad makes more sense.
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Curious how the way forward is never to do anything different. You just didn't do the thing you were already doing hard enough. Luckily that is also what the executives who caused the problems in the first place want to do anyway. Good thing it always works out that way. bsky.app/profile/etha...
At Polygon @mmcwhertor.bsky.social reports on the email the head of global streaming and games for Warner Bros. Discovery sent to staff announcing the closures in which he talked about "getting our swagger back" one fiscal quarter at a time. www.polygon.com/news/529310/...
February 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Curious how the way forward is never to do anything different. You just didn't do the thing you were already doing hard enough. Luckily that is also what the executives who caused the problems in the first place want to do anyway. Good thing it always works out that way. bsky.app/profile/etha...
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every time I remember this is real I kinda lose it
January 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
every time I remember this is real I kinda lose it
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
December 7, 2024 at 3:50 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
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final due a week later than i thought it was
December 3, 2024 at 2:12 AM
final due a week later than i thought it was
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