Q
@lowqualityregen.bsky.social
Fired by wine, she was almost mine
‘Til a fight broke out in the bar
‘Til a fight broke out in the bar
Pinned
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@lowqualityregen.bsky.social
· Mar 12
Perfect intersection of my interests: this shot of the Minute Mart (then named First Til Last) in Eastenders, Championship Manager 97/98 being sold between the Red Bull and bog roll. Maybe if Grant had picked up a copy, Tiff would still be with us today 🥺
First post-covid HMHB Oxford gig yessssssss
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
First post-covid HMHB Oxford gig yessssssss
Norway could win it you know
November 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Norway could win it you know
Only just seen the score as I was in my 118th hour of bamboo removal this autumn but holy shit, Troy Parrot might be the Prince that was Promised (by Football Manager 2022)
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Only just seen the score as I was in my 118th hour of bamboo removal this autumn but holy shit, Troy Parrot might be the Prince that was Promised (by Football Manager 2022)
I know the match finished hours ago but 'Vlachodimos and the Criers' would have been a good newspaper headline
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I know the match finished hours ago but 'Vlachodimos and the Criers' would have been a good newspaper headline
Not watching Scotland but MBM references 'rampant' Greece, which I feel implies an early 2-3 goal lead
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Not watching Scotland but MBM references 'rampant' Greece, which I feel implies an early 2-3 goal lead
What the fuck, local cinema
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What the fuck, local cinema
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BREAKING: Hertfordshire Constabulary are investigating the historic social media posts of a 36-year-old man for allegedly using the term 'nothing burger' on multiple occasions despite living his entire life in Welwyn Garden City
April 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
BREAKING: Hertfordshire Constabulary are investigating the historic social media posts of a 36-year-old man for allegedly using the term 'nothing burger' on multiple occasions despite living his entire life in Welwyn Garden City
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Back in 1998, Actua Soccer 3 made progressive moves by featuring Arsenal Ladies as an unlockable team. ♀️
However, other, less progressive teams also featured.
Different times.
However, other, less progressive teams also featured.
Different times.
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Back in 1998, Actua Soccer 3 made progressive moves by featuring Arsenal Ladies as an unlockable team. ♀️
However, other, less progressive teams also featured.
Different times.
However, other, less progressive teams also featured.
Different times.
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That abrupt snap back to topic in the last paragraph. So beautiful.
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
That abrupt snap back to topic in the last paragraph. So beautiful.
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I’m surely not the only one who read this as a cat costing $7k and assumed it was just chuck blazer’s legacy
$7,000 for a cat. A ticket for the WC final. Over seven times what it cost for a similar ticket at the Euro 2024 final, almost five times what was charged at Qatar 2022. Too much is never enough for Gianni Infantino.
Another price increase for the 2026 World Cup…
Sensing strong demand, FIFA raised the cost of many tickets to record-setting heights — the first large-scale implementation of its “variable pricing” strategy.
Details from @henrybushnell.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
Sensing strong demand, FIFA raised the cost of many tickets to record-setting heights — the first large-scale implementation of its “variable pricing” strategy.
Details from @henrybushnell.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m surely not the only one who read this as a cat costing $7k and assumed it was just chuck blazer’s legacy
My insane 'Nigeria will win the 2026 World Cup' shout survives for at least another three days
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My insane 'Nigeria will win the 2026 World Cup' shout survives for at least another three days
My in-laws had the Guardian at the weekend, took a photo of a beer cheese soup recipe. Just made it now, delicious. Maybe I should buy a newsp...oh yeah
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My in-laws had the Guardian at the weekend, took a photo of a beer cheese soup recipe. Just made it now, delicious. Maybe I should buy a newsp...oh yeah
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Setting a 57-day countdown timer awaiting this episode of early-90s daytime TV gameshow "Turnabout" going live.
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Setting a 57-day countdown timer awaiting this episode of early-90s daytime TV gameshow "Turnabout" going live.
Stood around thinking 'I'll let my tea brew for a minute more before getting back to my work'. Turns out I hadn't even made myself a tea. Beware of turning 43, it feels like a real mental tipping point
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Stood around thinking 'I'll let my tea brew for a minute more before getting back to my work'. Turns out I hadn't even made myself a tea. Beware of turning 43, it feels like a real mental tipping point
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Sister Insanely Letting 98-Year-Old Grandma Hold Newborn https://theonion.com/sister-insanely-letting-98-year-old-grandma-hold-newborn/
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Sister Insanely Letting 98-Year-Old Grandma Hold Newborn https://theonion.com/sister-insanely-letting-98-year-old-grandma-hold-newborn/
I can tell you one fucking thing, I'd never heard of John Burn-Murdoch before social media
you should quit social media if you can.
if you can't, you should use apps that give you and old-school reverse chronological feed of posts from people you follow. yes, like bluesky.
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/you-should...
if you can't, you should use apps that give you and old-school reverse chronological feed of posts from people you follow. yes, like bluesky.
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/you-should...
You should quit social media for good
Platforms optimized for engagement warp our politics, erode attention, and harm our wellbeing. Here’s how I minimize time on the (anti‑)social web.
www.gelliottmorris.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I can tell you one fucking thing, I'd never heard of John Burn-Murdoch before social media
John Beresford
“Girl In A Football Shirt”, by Alexander Samokhvalov, 1932.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
John Beresford
January 2045, and with Africanos Braganca's stars away as Cape Verde try to win back-to-back AFCONs, we succumb to our first league defeat in 87 games with an implausible 10-minute FM22ing. Who needs £30 and an unworkable UI?
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
January 2045, and with Africanos Braganca's stars away as Cape Verde try to win back-to-back AFCONs, we succumb to our first league defeat in 87 games with an implausible 10-minute FM22ing. Who needs £30 and an unworkable UI?
MK Dons v Swindon, 7pm on a Tuesday, raining, group game in the EFL Trophy must be one of the least appealing matches in football history. To top it off, it's essentially over at HT (0-3) but they still had 8 minutes of first half injury time
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
MK Dons v Swindon, 7pm on a Tuesday, raining, group game in the EFL Trophy must be one of the least appealing matches in football history. To top it off, it's essentially over at HT (0-3) but they still had 8 minutes of first half injury time
Firing is one of my favourite things to do with a salvo
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Firing is one of my favourite things to do with a salvo
Historian here 👋- it means that when you want crisps you purchase one of the 'Waitrose Three': Tyrrells, Kettle Chips or Pipers
Could someone explain to me what is meant when a British person refers to "the middle class" ? Like, in the US, as I hear it, it basically just means a person who makes a certain amount of money, not too far below and not wildly above the median. Seems like a complex concept when UK writers use it?
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Historian here 👋- it means that when you want crisps you purchase one of the 'Waitrose Three': Tyrrells, Kettle Chips or Pipers
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Mickey Mental
Weber State has parted ways with head football coach Mickey Mental after three seasons in Ogden.
Weber State fires football coach amid three-year skid
Weber State has parted ways with head football coach Mickey Mental after three seasons in Ogden.
www.sltrib.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mickey Mental
Was just alone outside and saw two red kites fighting each other about two metres above my head. My resultant, involuntary "bloody hell!!" was probably the most wretchedly English I've been in a decade
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Was just alone outside and saw two red kites fighting each other about two metres above my head. My resultant, involuntary "bloody hell!!" was probably the most wretchedly English I've been in a decade