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Fired by wine, she was almost mine
‘Til a fight broke out in the bar
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What the fuck, local cinema
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My in-laws had the Guardian at the weekend, took a photo of a beer cheese soup recipe. Just made it now, delicious. Maybe I should buy a newsp...oh yeah
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I liked the simplicity of this one from the generator. It's 100% true!
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Will we get a 'usual route to the top' story before the year ends?
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
January 2045, and with Africanos Braganca's stars away as Cape Verde try to win back-to-back AFCONs, we succumb to our first league defeat in 87 games with an implausible 10-minute FM22ing. Who needs £30 and an unworkable UI?
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Well, that's actually true and I was going for a cheap jibe about this sort of practice. And the only time I had them they were part of some snacks from around the world selection box my wife got me so yes, they're essentially the same as Prime when you think about it
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Was going to post about seeing so many crap football headlines this year I thought 'sex schedules and curiosity' would be a piece about how Dyche has turned Forest's form around, anyway, it only turns out I knew the author long ago, what a double whammy before 7.30am
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
In fact, can we look at this one in the context of the full website and conclude that headline writing is a lost art? Absolutely horrendous
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
It really do be like that sometimes!
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The year is winding down, and the BBC is phoning in their phoning in by this point
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
He's had a few small beers
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
YEEEEEESSSSS
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Now TV descriptions of films are usually complete puff pieces (they want you to watch) and this one is no exception, until six final devastating words hahaha
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
She's such good value, really encapsulates something of the English national spirit
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Jesus, they're done for aren't they
November 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My printer that I paid money for when I ask it to print something
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Looks like Najar's falafel stand now accepts cards 😱😱😱😱
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
You want a Dowman story, Guardian? Cos I can give you a Dowman story
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I think my child would fit in seamlessly on here
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM