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Louis_Helpits
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Small needy man
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
We should be 3 or 4 up here!! #nffc
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
We’re back! Williams MOM for me but everyone played well, DYCHE THE WAY AHA AHA I LIKE IT #nffc
October 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by Louis_Helpits
Idi Amin deported 80,000 Asians from Uganda in 1972. So although the Conservatives want to propose the first mass deportation of legal migrants since Idi Amin - especially with the retrospective changes in ILR - Lam is proposing to deport 20 times as many people as Idi Amin.
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Prediction: The Architect for Trump’s ballroom extension will turn out to be played by the same bloke that played his ‘Lawyer’ and ‘Doctor’
Oh my god is the firm they hired even a real architecture firm? Their website appears to consist of exactly one (1) webpage which is mostly just a slideshow of their mediocre 3D renderings from Lumion or whatever. No staff headshots page. No “projects” portfolio page. Lmao dude
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
@davidallengreen.bsky.social decisiom for the best, i don’t think I saw anyone involved in the discourse commenting in good faith from any side
October 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’m now so due a haircut that I’ve developed a Gavin Williamson
October 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The scene in Damned United where Clough tells the Leeds players to put all their titles in the bin because they’re worth nothing except Brian Clough is Prince Charles and the Leeds players are Prince Andrew… and *send*
October 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I am absolutely all aboard the Dyche express, we need organisin, get him in #nffc
October 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Been doing a lot of ruing so far this season #nffc but I think this is the hardest we have rued so far
October 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
“With His Majesty’s agreement, we feel I must now go a step further. I will therefore no longer use my title or the honours which have been conferred upon me.”
October 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I thought Prince Andrew would find it difficult to give up all his titles but to be fair to him, he’s managed it no sweat
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by Louis_Helpits
A much needed corrective by @chrisgiles.ft.com to the "welfare is out of control" narrative, drawing on research by my colleague @benbgeiger.bsky.social

www.ft.com/content/ee67...
No need for a moral panic about the welfare system
It’s far from perfect, but the UK’s spending is broadly controlled and employment is high
www.ft.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Lee Marvin was 42 when he starred in Point Blank, bloody hell
October 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A) I thought this had already happened in the noughties weirdly but apparently not

B) Won’t make any difference as most of them are empty by 9.30pm
October 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I don’t think describing Jenrick as a racist paints the whole picture… he’s also an opportunist and a corrupt liar
October 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
NO
October 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sign him up Forest! #nffc
FRENCH PM LECORNU RESIGNS
October 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
‘Ketchup? Catsup? Ketchup? Catsup?’
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You *might* be able to hear me chuckling in this
Next week "Mark Steel's in Town" is from Oakham.

But, no, Oakham is NOT "proudly twinned with Paris" - that is the small village of Whitwell (even if the Parisians don’t know).

#Rutland

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC Radio 4 - Mark Steel's in Town, Series 14, 1. Oakham
Find out how hanging horseshoes upside down helps the people of Oakham vanquish the devil.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ex-Labour MP here, explains a lot
Ok hun, see how that plays with the electorate
October 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Great that Starmer is saying Brexit to blame for the boat crossings… we’ll be rejoining the EU then to resolve this then yes?
October 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Saw the bloody Beta Band last night!
October 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
So fucking boneheaded this
Mahmood says she will introduce new conditions for indefinite leave to remain:

Lived here 10 years not 5
Being in work
Not taking a penny in benefits
No criminal record
Giving back to community eg volunteering
September 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m sure it’s a completely different experience if you actually get replies (I don’) but I still find complaining about replies on a mass social media site completely ridiculous, like complaining about getting your hair wet in a swimming pool
The comments here are an amazing study in 'people who mistake someone doing a topical gag for a "what if we repeated the same joke, but in a way that's worse" workshopping event, with a breakout "explaining flaws in the logistics of the joke like it's a real thing" group'
“My wife went to Riyadh to see an edgy comedian”
“Jimmy Carr?”
“No, she went of her own accord”
September 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM