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December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Texte: le calendrier de l’avent interdit Image 1: un pied de biche Image 2: un ensemble de casiers automatiques type « Amazon » situé en extérieur
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Guys help my Christmas decorations are really bad at sudoku.
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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2025 DRIVE-THRU ORDER WRAPPED

-55 BURGERS
-55 FRIES
-55 TACOS
-55 PIES
-55 COKES
-100 TATER TOTS
-100 PIZZAS
-100 TENDERS
-100 MEATBALLS
-100 COFFEES
-55 WINGS
-55 SHAKES
-55 PANCAKES
-55 PASTAS
-55 PEPPERS
-AND 155 TATERS
December 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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What are we doing here folks
trekcentral.net Trek Central @trekcentral.net · 9d
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Idris Elba Pacific Rim “reset the clock”
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Did You Know: the keypads in Half-Life 1 don't have speakers? Barney just makes that boop noise with his mouth.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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My mum has started using speech-to-text for WhatsApp whilst driving and I'm no longer convinced I could tell if anyone older than 50 was replaced by an AI chatbot.

I received a message containing the phrase "laugh out loud" twice.
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Blue Prince (2025)
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Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Started watching Stargate and within 3 episodes they've brought 2 different deadly, infectious diseases back to Earth. Just to be safe they should just fill the gate with cement.
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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You Scumbag, You Maggot
Just Plain, Simple, Garak
Garak in Deep Space Nine
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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The council convenes once more
#deathblart
Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago." Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us." Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin." Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Having not owned a non-Nintendo console since the PS1, just to be safe I'm sticking to Astrobot as my first PS5 game.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Breakfast.
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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a helpful ride!
a large spiky purple pokemon (nidoking) helps a smaller pokemon across a river by carrying it on their back
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Severance season 2 was odd. Actually started digging into answers but also made it very clear everything but the core story is superfluous.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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xkcd.com/3172/
After all these years I wasn't expecting an xkcd to make me cry.
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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bro said
image macro with a plush cat making the colon three face. top text reads, "good morning god has let me live another day," bottom text reads, "and i'm about to make it everybody's problem."
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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the cauldron can be used for killing chronos AND making tasty snacks 😋✨ #hadesii
Hades II comic Hecate incanting at cauldron: "O depths of darkness and moonlight that mends" Melinoe incanting at same cauldron: "make me some treats for my animal friends!" Melinoe happily feeding all her familiars treats while Hecate stares in the background
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Somehow, The Final Pam returned.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Truly wild seeing so much online positivity over the casting of a non-binary actor for Bon Clay in live action One Piece. Sometimes anime communities can be okay.
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Rewatching Summer Wars because sometimes you need to see a rabbitman punch a robot to stop the world getting nuked.
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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It's always wild watching a 90s film and suddenly you're jumpscared by Vincent D'Onofrio with hair.
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Yes? Can I help you?
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM