Lauren
loobonkz.bsky.social
Lauren
@loobonkz.bsky.social
She/Her
I'm a freelance copywriter and playwright in a longterm relationship with fanfiction.
Can typically be found obsessing over something.
Somethings may vary and are often cyclical.
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Venus is back in Aries (she was here in Feb & March) and the vibe is: finally we're coming out of a lot of stormy astrological weather... past all 3 Retrogrades, past the Mars-Pluto opps and Venus being stuck to Saturn. May is about change and forward motion 🏹
May 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Few things are as dread-inducing as the last 6-8 episodes of a Xianxia Chinese Drama omg
(Just finished 37/40 of Guardians of the Dafeng and I am CONCERNED)
April 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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I'm going through user-made tilesets for an old DOS mahjong solitaire game and I found what's possibly the most evil one
April 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Flav out here on a goddamn heater tonight
April 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I do monthly work for a client that requires looking through a lot of stock photos, and every month I desperately wish for a documentary about the people who take/are in stock photos.
*why are you holding your face in your hands and surrounded by banana peels and who told you to do that*
April 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Anyone on Bluesky at the #marketech2025 conference this year???
March 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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My current drama journey:
Me: This looks like a light lively story.
Drama: psych! Relentless sadness!
Me, trying again: lots of funny clips for this…
Another drama: Fooled you! Sadsacks Always Be Sadsacking FTW!
Me: but I don’t want slow meandering sadsacking!
Drama: Too late!
February 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Thank god for chicken and soju and beer and the #OnlyOneOf UndergrOund IdOl series
February 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
As a freelance copywriter, I've had to accept a lot of things over the years. Not the least of which is the fact that I am absolutely incapable of spelling diarhea right the first time.

ah damnit
February 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I love the winter music on #stardewvalley so much. It makes me want to watch Rainbow Brite and cry
February 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Kicking off Pisces season by bawling my way through the #BoysPlanet finale
This is on brand
February 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Lol this sign

"Do not bring food into the library

Food residue will attract mice
Mice will acquire knowledge in the library
Get into university
Then replace you"

😂
February 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Lordy, ASTRO is releasing a new song:
“The song "Twilight" captures the moment when the moon disappears and the sun rises, gathering together to bid farewell to difficult times and welcome the good days ahead."
(You can find my sobbing form under a pile of blankets clutching a Moonbin photo card)
February 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I like the way boxers clench their fists in photos so you know they’re boxers. Whenever you pose for a photo you should make it clear what your job is. I think that’s a fun thing to do
February 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim.

Me, 20 years later: fuck
February 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now
February 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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If you're an artist: LEAVE TWITTER
milph.mom Mom @milph.mom · Feb 13
It might hurt my bottom line, but I’m probably going to stop posting art to Twitter entirely and I suggest you do too.

Not only is the site actively putting a “Okay, now remix this” button below art (and elevating them above the OP with a QRT) and it’s false flagging original art as made by AI.
February 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
🧵⬇️
February 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It's somehow comforting to see ladies being ballsy and bold even so far back in the day
If you have never seen a pre-Code (right-wing Hollywood censorship apparatus) movie, do yourself a favor and watch one like this. You will not believe what they were up to in movies back then. The cut of Clara Bow's dress in this would have been completely verboten just a few years later.
Welcome to the public domain, THE WILD PARTY (1929)! 🎞️💃Clara Bow’s first talkie is a lively collegiate comedy-drama. Directed by trailblazer Dorothy Arzner.

Learn more ➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025/

#InternetArchive #PublicDomain #PublicDomainDay
February 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
February 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Will you take the stairs? 🍂
February 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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On February 11, 1997, Other Space premiered. The Quest Team investigates a portal opened by scientists — when beings from another dimension emerge to stake their claim on Earth. #JonnyQuest #TRAJQ
February 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have genuinely enjoyed watching this football game and while it’s probably because I was inventing Star crossed sports romances between players on opposing teams I think it may also be personal growth
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM