Lonk
@lonklonkk.bsky.social
Hamster lover/Ambassador of bad comedy
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Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.
December 17, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.
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as the eagle who feeds on Prometheus’ liver every day I’m really dying to expand the flavor profile of my lunch
December 16, 2024 at 4:27 PM
as the eagle who feeds on Prometheus’ liver every day I’m really dying to expand the flavor profile of my lunch
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How are you in congress telling me to stay positive. Like try giving us something to be positive about. Choke out the guy next to you bitch
December 17, 2024 at 1:50 AM
How are you in congress telling me to stay positive. Like try giving us something to be positive about. Choke out the guy next to you bitch
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Stephen King was unhappy with the film adaptation of The Shining because he felt that Stanley Kubrick had ignored the key themes of a deeply personal novel based on King’s own struggle with ghosts in a crazy hotel
December 17, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Stephen King was unhappy with the film adaptation of The Shining because he felt that Stanley Kubrick had ignored the key themes of a deeply personal novel based on King’s own struggle with ghosts in a crazy hotel
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Someone is going to make a "music to kill CEOs to" playlist and it'll be full of sugar filled bubblegum pop
December 16, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Someone is going to make a "music to kill CEOs to" playlist and it'll be full of sugar filled bubblegum pop
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It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
November 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
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on my planet, this craft of mine you call a "UFO" is just called a "FO."
December 15, 2024 at 6:18 AM
on my planet, this craft of mine you call a "UFO" is just called a "FO."
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Introvert James Bond who realizes at the end of the movie that the sexy lady from the beginning of the movie was actually flirting with him
December 15, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Introvert James Bond who realizes at the end of the movie that the sexy lady from the beginning of the movie was actually flirting with him
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when i strike oil im getting that P. Thiel vein installed in my skull that sucks the moisture out of my brain and pisses it all over my head
December 14, 2024 at 11:34 PM
when i strike oil im getting that P. Thiel vein installed in my skull that sucks the moisture out of my brain and pisses it all over my head
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me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
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deleting my bluesky and going to of those social media site that handles transphobia well. you know... the. the ones. that are famously good at that...
December 15, 2024 at 6:13 AM
deleting my bluesky and going to of those social media site that handles transphobia well. you know... the. the ones. that are famously good at that...
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the luigi stuff really overshadowed the 12th anniversary of the ikea monkey wearing a big coat
December 10, 2024 at 5:44 AM
the luigi stuff really overshadowed the 12th anniversary of the ikea monkey wearing a big coat
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A great way to open a horror movie is to start with a radically different kind of movie, only for that movie to be derailed by a horror movie. If your first act is a movie people would watch to the end without any fantastical elements, then you’ve really got something when the monsters show up.
December 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
A great way to open a horror movie is to start with a radically different kind of movie, only for that movie to be derailed by a horror movie. If your first act is a movie people would watch to the end without any fantastical elements, then you’ve really got something when the monsters show up.
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I think the Cowboys should only be allowed to look at the Simpsons version of this game tape in film review
December 10, 2024 at 4:36 AM
I think the Cowboys should only be allowed to look at the Simpsons version of this game tape in film review
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spit tuah! hawk on that thang
December 8, 2024 at 11:27 PM
spit tuah! hawk on that thang
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Christmas movie time!
December 9, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Christmas movie time!
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Definitive proof that George Harrison was the best Beatle? He never recorded an excruciating Christmas song.
December 9, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Definitive proof that George Harrison was the best Beatle? He never recorded an excruciating Christmas song.