jake
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TVposting and other assorted odds and ends / Feel free to mute any reality tv hashtags I use if you’re not into that
Holy shit Caleb Williams
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Holy shit Caleb Williams
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That's too many to keep track of
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
That's too many to keep track of
Watching Fallout concurrently with The Lowdown is a little odd because both have Dale Dickey and Kyle MacLachlan in them
January 15, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Watching Fallout concurrently with The Lowdown is a little odd because both have Dale Dickey and Kyle MacLachlan in them
Started The Lowdown. Banger pilot - economical but lived-in worldbuilding, the dialogue flows, got some star power to it. Got more specificity than I expected. Definitely gonna ride this one out
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Started The Lowdown. Banger pilot - economical but lived-in worldbuilding, the dialogue flows, got some star power to it. Got more specificity than I expected. Definitely gonna ride this one out
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Aaron Rodgers, retire bitch
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Aaron Rodgers, retire bitch
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THAT’S RIGHT
Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
THAT’S RIGHT
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you guys ever see Looper
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
you guys ever see Looper
Dumbest ending to a game I’ve seen in a long ass time, maybe ever
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Dumbest ending to a game I’ve seen in a long ass time, maybe ever
Refs in their bag to make this the ultimate anticlimax
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Refs in their bag to make this the ultimate anticlimax
Kirby shenaniganed too close to the sun with that 4th down call
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Kirby shenaniganed too close to the sun with that 4th down call
Always great to see Ohio State lose
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Always great to see Ohio State lose
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
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The thing about Fallout is that Ella Purnell
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The thing about Fallout is that Ella Purnell
Heat Ray Allen
What’s the opposite of the Shaq in a Celtics uniform meme? Like a guy that went to a new place when he was older and balled out.
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Heat Ray Allen
It’s been a slow burn but #Survivor49 finally turning up towards the end
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It’s been a slow burn but #Survivor49 finally turning up towards the end
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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Vince Gilligan auditioning actors: How are you at assembling machines and structures
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Vince Gilligan auditioning actors: How are you at assembling machines and structures
That field goal miss: lol. Lmao.
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
That field goal miss: lol. Lmao.
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one of the bigger problems i have with our health care system is that we have yet to invent a simple process where all of the muscles in my back are removed and stretched out by a large machine — possibly a series of machines — while i float weightlessly in a tub of warm goo until they are ready
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
one of the bigger problems i have with our health care system is that we have yet to invent a simple process where all of the muscles in my back are removed and stretched out by a large machine — possibly a series of machines — while i float weightlessly in a tub of warm goo until they are ready