i want to die lol (gotta toss the lol at the end so people know/think you’re joking)
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
i want to die lol (gotta toss the lol at the end so people know/think you’re joking)
my father left me a voicemail to tell me he was going to game 6 of the world series tonight but also said twice “not to rub it in”
a man wearing a blue shirt that says pressed van
ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says pressed van
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October 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
my father left me a voicemail to tell me he was going to game 6 of the world series tonight but also said twice “not to rub it in”
lmao i am so fucked for work in the morning. this gaaaaaame. 🫠
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
lmao i am so fucked for work in the morning. this gaaaaaame. 🫠
i’m sorry, but our former prime minister dating katy perry is hilarious and i will never get over it.
October 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i’m sorry, but our former prime minister dating katy perry is hilarious and i will never get over it.
may we find a way to avoid facing yamamoto again 🫠
October 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
may we find a way to avoid facing yamamoto again 🫠
my jonas brothers hotness ranking for the literal 0 people who asked:
1. kevin
2. joe
3. nick
1. kevin
2. joe
3. nick
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
my jonas brothers hotness ranking for the literal 0 people who asked:
1. kevin
2. joe
3. nick
1. kevin
2. joe
3. nick
i play a few silly little games on my ipad and i swear all my targeted ads are like “chair yoga for senior women” lol 🫠🤔
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i play a few silly little games on my ipad and i swear all my targeted ads are like “chair yoga for senior women” lol 🫠🤔
living my dream (watching the leafs and jays back-to-back on a saturday night in october)
October 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
living my dream (watching the leafs and jays back-to-back on a saturday night in october)
haven’t been to my office in two weeks, so imagine my confusion when i am about to unlock my door this morning and i can hear the sound of rustling and a man grunting coming from inside (???)
when i tell you my soul left my body for a moment…
when i tell you my soul left my body for a moment…
October 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
haven’t been to my office in two weeks, so imagine my confusion when i am about to unlock my door this morning and i can hear the sound of rustling and a man grunting coming from inside (???)
when i tell you my soul left my body for a moment…
when i tell you my soul left my body for a moment…
i really enjoy sage #survivor #thisisaruperttweet
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i really enjoy sage #survivor #thisisaruperttweet
having a uterus is absolutely whack. 0 stars.
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
having a uterus is absolutely whack. 0 stars.
i forgot how stressful watching my friends on tv is lmao #thetraitorscanada #traitorsca #traitorscanada #wtfisthehashtag
October 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
i forgot how stressful watching my friends on tv is lmao #thetraitorscanada #traitorsca #traitorscanada #wtfisthehashtag
jays lost, leafs lost, bills lost. back to work, missing my friends.
the most tuesday of tuesdays. 😔
the most tuesday of tuesdays. 😔
October 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
jays lost, leafs lost, bills lost. back to work, missing my friends.
the most tuesday of tuesdays. 😔
the most tuesday of tuesdays. 😔
bestie got engaged and our partners became besties too. so happy for my girl. 🥰
Not posting on broader social media yet bc I have to tell my dad still but Josh and I are ENGAGED
October 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
bestie got engaged and our partners became besties too. so happy for my girl. 🥰
this is my entire energy currently. ✌️
a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is talking into an nfl microphone
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October 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
this is my entire energy currently. ✌️
hit an unexpected rough patch with my mental health and currently navigating particularly bad anxiety and burnout symptoms. going to do my best to take care of myself over the next week so i can show up better soon.
September 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
hit an unexpected rough patch with my mental health and currently navigating particularly bad anxiety and burnout symptoms. going to do my best to take care of myself over the next week so i can show up better soon.
you know, after rachel stumped for vince’s game at jury roundtable i actually thought she may vote for him over ashley but that scream changed my mind lol she’s team ash #bb27
September 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
you know, after rachel stumped for vince’s game at jury roundtable i actually thought she may vote for him over ashley but that scream changed my mind lol she’s team ash #bb27