Chort
@longstorychort.bsky.social
NATO shill, Big free trade guy
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It completed all its objectives, this is cope. Don’t let the fact that musk is awful blind you to a great engineering achievement.
Musk's space dildo didn't blow up right after launch this time but all the boot lickers are posting videos on Twitter of the thing getting absolutely shredded in 100 different places and posting nonsense like "hard to say if this will be rapidly reusable" lmao
August 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It completed all its objectives, this is cope. Don’t let the fact that musk is awful blind you to a great engineering achievement.
“Message me on spo…” no
This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard
Spotify announces messaging feature for free, premium users reut.rs/4674zAK
August 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
“Message me on spo…” no
Posts like this must hit like crack for people that don’t understand how the US conducts these exercises.
✈️🇫🇮 During exercises in Finland, a close air battle took place between French-made Dassault Rafale fighter jet and an American F-35A Lightning II.
🇫🇷🇺🇸 Rafale is said to have won, having "captured" the F-35. A snapshot from a video by the French side.
🇫🇷🇺🇸 Rafale is said to have won, having "captured" the F-35. A snapshot from a video by the French side.
August 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Posts like this must hit like crack for people that don’t understand how the US conducts these exercises.
Holy shit the Nazis were wearing masks?
August 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Holy shit the Nazis were wearing masks?
This was less than a week after trump accused him of being a Chinese spy btw
President Trump met with Intel's Lip-Bu Tan, Commerce Secretary Lutnick, and Treasury Secretary Bessent. Discussions will continue, with suggestions expected next week.
August 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This was less than a week after trump accused him of being a Chinese spy btw
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President Trump met with Intel's Lip-Bu Tan, Commerce Secretary Lutnick, and Treasury Secretary Bessent. Discussions will continue, with suggestions expected next week.
August 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
President Trump met with Intel's Lip-Bu Tan, Commerce Secretary Lutnick, and Treasury Secretary Bessent. Discussions will continue, with suggestions expected next week.
They should have been dropped on Tokyo instead
80 years ago, the US dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima.
We remember the thousands who were killed in a crime against humanity, as well as the survivors who carried the pain of the past.
Today, let us honour them by vowing to rid our world of nuclear weapons once and for all.
We remember the thousands who were killed in a crime against humanity, as well as the survivors who carried the pain of the past.
Today, let us honour them by vowing to rid our world of nuclear weapons once and for all.
August 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They should have been dropped on Tokyo instead
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I see British leftists are on one. Nothing awakens my patriotism and the belief in the United States more.
August 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I see British leftists are on one. Nothing awakens my patriotism and the belief in the United States more.
John Rambo wound not vote for a draft dodger that shits on POWs lmao
Oct. 2024 poll: 66% of U.S. adult citizens who were familiar with Hank Hill thought if he were to vote in the 2024 presidential election, he would vote for Donald Trump
16% said he would vote for Kamala Harris
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16% said he would vote for Kamala Harris
today.yougov.com/entertainmen...
August 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
John Rambo wound not vote for a draft dodger that shits on POWs lmao
Wut
Vice President J.D. Vance says he’s prioritizing UFOs as a key focus
August 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Wut
“Americans love a winner, And they will not tolerate a loser.”
August 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
“Americans love a winner, And they will not tolerate a loser.”
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the simplest test i have for whether or not somebody is a Serious Person is their reaction to the Lockheed Martin pride socks
July 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
the simplest test i have for whether or not somebody is a Serious Person is their reaction to the Lockheed Martin pride socks
The replies to this announcement proves this yet again:
July 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The replies to this announcement proves this yet again:
“Sir…. The ice cream deficit has hit $40.6 million….”
July 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“Sir…. The ice cream deficit has hit $40.6 million….”
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the thing about Ken is that he very clearly hates libs more than he hates fascists
July 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the thing about Ken is that he very clearly hates libs more than he hates fascists
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Lots of people are conflating "I don't think the FBI possesses an Epstein client list that implicates Trump" with "I think Trump rules and has never done any sex crimes." Get a fucking grip.
July 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Lots of people are conflating "I don't think the FBI possesses an Epstein client list that implicates Trump" with "I think Trump rules and has never done any sex crimes." Get a fucking grip.
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Aww! the bortac girlies spent all morning coordinating their tactically useless black multi-cam outfits! How cute 🥰
Frankly this feels like a show of force in many ways. CBP has their own press guys here, lots of their own folks taking photos of bystanders
July 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Aww! the bortac girlies spent all morning coordinating their tactically useless black multi-cam outfits! How cute 🥰
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If you're being snarky about children drowning in a flash flood what the fuck is wrong with you
July 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If you're being snarky about children drowning in a flash flood what the fuck is wrong with you
Yeah those dead little girls definitely got what was coming to them! How dare they be born to families in Texas 😤
July 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Yeah those dead little girls definitely got what was coming to them! How dare they be born to families in Texas 😤
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something i'll admit i was wrong about was abolishing ICE
internet communists were ahead of the curve on that one
internet communists were ahead of the curve on that one
July 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
something i'll admit i was wrong about was abolishing ICE
internet communists were ahead of the curve on that one
internet communists were ahead of the curve on that one
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Maybe I'm getting old but the shit Al Franken did to multiple women has been an immediately fireable offence for sexual harassment at any mid-sized plus corporation since the 1990s
Franken dead enders are freaks
Franken dead enders are freaks
Hard disagree! His conduct was offensive but not disqualifying IMO
June 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Maybe I'm getting old but the shit Al Franken did to multiple women has been an immediately fireable offence for sexual harassment at any mid-sized plus corporation since the 1990s
Franken dead enders are freaks
Franken dead enders are freaks
Kamala would have swept if she called trump fat
June 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Kamala would have swept if she called trump fat
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