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Paul Rushizky
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This are all Bane quotes
clementcomposer.com Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 15d
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
Oh, the weather outside is frightful And since we've no place to go It doesn't show signs of stopping How I hate going out in the storm The fire is slowly dying
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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basalthrull.bsky.social
Texte: le calendrier de l’avent interdit Image 1: un pied de biche Image 2: un ensemble de casiers automatiques type « Amazon » situé en extérieur
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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brutumfulmen.bsky.social
Get a load of this. 😆
A post from ViperThreat: Worked as an on-call computer tech for about a year, and I've seen some weird shit. Plenty of Hoarders, elderly men with interesting sexual fantasies, Multimillonaire Lawyers with closets full of gay porn, etc. The weirdest one was this cool old dude who had retired and lived in a double-wide trailer in a fairly nice retirement trailer park. His house had one of those trains that traveled along the walls from room to room, occasionally poking through walls and such. The primary purpose of this train was to carry his bird (a blue macaw IIRC) around the house. From his explanation, the bird had some birth defects and had difficulty flying, so they built the train for the bird to cruise around the house on. This may not sound all that weird to you, but let me set the stage for you: You're a college student removing a stupid browser hijack from some old guy's computer. You're nearly done with the job when you hear a clacking sound and look up to see a toy train crossing your vision. Aboard the train is a decently sized bird that makes eye contact with you and says "choo choo motherfucker" before disappearing into the next room. One of the most surreal moments of my life.
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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ianzpotter.bsky.social
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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sky.skymarchini.net
When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · Oct 26
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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sundaedivine.lol
The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.
October 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.

But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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this took a turn halfway through
post in a neighborhood facebook group that says: “Hello neighbors! A friendly question for y'all with excessively spooky Halloween decorations- are you aware that this holiday is mostly celebrated by young children seeking candy? can we perhaps agree to treat the decorations like your genitals. Would it be ok if they were seen by another willing adult but not by a small kid who simply has to pass by your house to get to school 2x/day? If yes, those are decorations to enjoy inside! Sincerely, a tired parent whose kids don't need more nightmares.”
October 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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patriottakes.bsky.social
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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paintedeel.bsky.social
Oh shit oh fuck the xenomorphs have Adidas now
September 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
solid callback to jack paar’s tangle with nbc censors
On February 11, 1960, Jack Parr walked off The Tonight Show for a month after NBC censors edited out a segment, taped the night before. As he left his desk, he said, "I am leaving The Tonight Show. There must be a better way of making a living than this." Parr's abrupt departure left his startled announcer, Hugh Downs, to finish the broadcast himself. Parr returned to the show on March 7, 1960, strolled on stage, struck a pose, and said, "As I was saying before I was interrupted..." After the audience erupted in applause, Parr continued, "When I walked off, I said there must be a better way of making a living. Well, I've looked... and there isn't."
September 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Customer: NORTH AMERICA MOTORSPORTS CHAPTER 22 GROUP A
DMV: ASSMAN BACKWARDS

Verdict: DENIED
California license plate with text "NAM22A".
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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seanfaywolfe.bsky.social
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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ygrene.bsky.social
[concert]

singer: (shouting) i can’t hear you

me: (shouting back) it’s because of the music
August 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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gammacounter.bsky.social
KFC Fire log. Smells like 11 herbs and spices fried chicken for your fireplace. Apparently isn't fake, can get it at Walmart.
July 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
longshrift.bsky.social
Current mood:
April 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
longshrift.bsky.social
Wife, driving onto the freeway: “I think I have mascara on my contacts.”
April 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Three years ago, three other reporters and I ID'd and called any school accused of having litter boxes for furries.

We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district.

Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting.

www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...
March 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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mikedrucker.bsky.social
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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whatisapoem.bsky.social
Mark Rothko, "Untitled", (1954).
March 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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brandonfriedman.bsky.social
Democrats are fundamentally misunderstanding the moment: We're not asking them to be *legislators* right now. We need them to be *politicians.*

There's nothing to be done about the legislative situation. They're right about that. But there's PLENTY to be done as politicians.
kenklippenstein.bsky.social Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · Feb 20
CNN: Is democratic leadership is doing enough?

SENATOR JACKY ROSEN: I think that we have to realize that we're in the minority. They have the White House, they have the House, and they have the Senate. So the tools that are available to us here as legislators...they are limited.
February 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM