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This are all Bane quotes
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Get a load of this. 😆
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.
October 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.

But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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this took a turn halfway through
October 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Oh shit oh fuck the xenomorphs have Adidas now
September 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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solid callback to jack paar’s tangle with nbc censors
September 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Customer: NORTH AMERICA MOTORSPORTS CHAPTER 22 GROUP A
DMV: ASSMAN BACKWARDS

Verdict: DENIED
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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[concert]

singer: (shouting) i can’t hear you

me: (shouting back) it’s because of the music
August 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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KFC Fire log. Smells like 11 herbs and spices fried chicken for your fireplace. Apparently isn't fake, can get it at Walmart.
July 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Current mood:
April 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Wife, driving onto the freeway: “I think I have mascara on my contacts.”
April 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Three years ago, three other reporters and I ID'd and called any school accused of having litter boxes for furries.

We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district.

Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting.

www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...
March 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Mark Rothko, "Untitled", (1954).
March 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Democrats are fundamentally misunderstanding the moment: We're not asking them to be *legislators* right now. We need them to be *politicians.*

There's nothing to be done about the legislative situation. They're right about that. But there's PLENTY to be done as politicians.
CNN: Is democratic leadership is doing enough?

SENATOR JACKY ROSEN: I think that we have to realize that we're in the minority. They have the White House, they have the House, and they have the Senate. So the tools that are available to us here as legislators...they are limited.
February 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM