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Professional Computer Toucher ┋ Fake Anime Car Enthusiast ┋ Llamas are pretty cool. ┋ 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her ┋ https://twitch.tv/llammissar
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Bluesky is Blue Twitter i.e. Blitter. So naturally posts ought to be called Bleats.
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BIG Challenges 🐊
November 14, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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We get this weird ass effect in the kitchen w shadows off the counter. Irl graphics card on LOW lol
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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americans or usians or whatever we're calling thanksgiving celebrators today if you haven't already punched your turkey out of the street trash can or whipped it from the brick castle wall do it now or it won't have enough time to air out and lose the trash can/wall smell by dinner
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Until I saw it get panned by a TTD player recently, I'd honestly never heard of Chris Sawyer's Locomotion. But you know? After seeing it in motion and finding out there's a fork of OpenRCT2 that supports it (openloco.io)? Easy six bucks on GOG. Delightful game.
Welcome to OpenLoco
An open source re-implementation of Chris Sawyer’s Locomotion
openloco.io
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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It's objectively strange that Chrono Trigger is the name of a JRPG series about time travellers dealing with a crisis, and Time Crisis a series of light gun games.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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By the way, it's National Editor Appreciation Day.

Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.

So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Post your main and a Dracula Flow line to go with them

"THE VATICAN WANTS TO WET ME UP WITH SILVER BULLETS BUT I'M ON A GOD DAMN SAMURAI PILL!"
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is a great concept with some amazing picks, but I can't help being a little hurt by the lack of Okami and Gravity Rush.
Extremely subjective and incomplete, unordered list of games that are, each and every one, the best looking game of all time.

Not "has a cool art style" or "made me think graphics would never get better", I mean if you said one of these was the best looking game ever I'd be like yeah dude hell yeah
'This Is The Best Looking Game Ever Made' a list of games by meteodriver | Backloggd
My very subjective and unordered list of games that if someone declared it the best looking game ever made Id be like yeah dude Distinctly different from games will never look better than this candi...
backloggd.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
No one who disables the context menu or text selection on a website should ever be allowed a restful night's sleep again.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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when I was at google, their class on licenses basically said "we can't use any license that's funny"

so I suggest everyone license their software as funny as possible
finally a normal software license that definitely holds up really well
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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"And the 2025 Gaming Oscar for 'Best Boss Fight of 2025' goes to..."
The host opens the envelope.
"'Big Moai Controlled By A Smaller Moai' from Salamander III!"
The crowd erupts in applause. The camera cuts to the Roaring Knight in the audience, who is clapping politely but visibly perturbed
August 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Legit want to ship a game that only has settings that make the game worse. "Mouse Latency" or "Upside Down Mode" or "Indie Level (Low/Medium/High)" (this one applies a mosaic filter to the frame until it becomes lower res than a tamagotchi)
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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girl who plays kh2 only for the STG/gummi ship sections
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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I somehow always forget that Shigesato Itoi, creator of Mother/EarthBound, has been arrested numerous times for protesting against police brutality and for progressive changes to the establishment in Japan's government.

Makes that cop battle scene in the early game hit different, huh?
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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personality quiz idea: answer questions about what kind of shmup boss you would be and it tells you how milkable you are
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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ok so if you skip past the ending in the 9th the game will continue reading innings as normal; eventually this overflows the score buffer and you'll see by the pitch diagram that we've been writing very precise locations to memory aaand (Bad Apple suddenly manifests in the stadium, audience claps)
October 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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update: the tv has a screensaver where a rabbit hops back and forth eating falling vegetables under the night sky
October 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
@izve.lmaonice.com Here, you said you didn't have the full version radiusic.com/ost/anime/Sa...
radiusic.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing
October 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Dark Souls? Elevator action.
Metroid Prime? Elevator action.
SotN? Elevator action.
Silksong? Elevator action.

There are games with elevators that aren't elevator action, but it's unambiguous, like BioShock.

Thankfully, no one has made a game called "Elevator Action" that isn't elevator action.
October 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM