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Professional Computer Toucher ┋ Fake Anime Car Enthusiast ┋ Llamas are pretty cool. ┋ 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her ┋ https://twitch.tv/llammissar
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Instructions unclear, this is what I see right now
SPIKEOUT title screen
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Post your main and a Dracula Flow line to go with them

"THE VATICAN WANTS TO WET ME UP WITH SILVER BULLETS BUT I'M ON A GOD DAMN SAMURAI PILL!"
Ragnarok Battle OFFline Swordman (F)
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Iron Gear! :D
August 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I have a Mazda 6 and have never needed more space. I brought home a 65" TV in this car!
August 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Chiba Mamoru's plane randomly explodes
August 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Char Aznable would just be a female space fascist with addition of estrogen.
August 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Still thinking about it becoming A Room for Three...
"Yukari, you're the best!" Kasumi exclaims, hugging her. Yukari: I tried knitting a scarf... Sakurako: You made it yourself, Yukari? Amazing! S: Wow, it's really long! S: It looks warm, too! Kasumi: Wow. Y: I wasn't thinking and made it too long... Kasumi: I forgot my scarf. Sakurako, wrapping the scarf Yukari made around both of them: Here, I'll share mine! Kasumi: Yukari, thanks for letting me borrow these [shampoo and conditioner]. Yukari: Do you need anything else? I have after treatments and stuff. K: Ah, this [lotion] smells like Yukari, too. Sakurako: Yukari, your pajamas are so cute! They're so fluffy! Yukari, blushing: Really? Th-thanks...
August 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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(Oh, uploading the gif as an image removes the "animation" part.)
August 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Same energy.
Melon Bread, the creepy disembodied face miniboss from Gunstar Heroes
August 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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*sigh* I was having a lot of fun, too...
A girl curled up in a ball with tears pricking at the corners of her eyes. The large kanji in the top corner read「 滅滅」(translates to something like "annihilated")
August 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Graphs are always handy for cases like this.
XKCD comic "Log Scale". A graph showing fuel energy density in MJ/Kg of sugar (19), coal (24), fat (39), gasoline (46) and uranium (76,000,000). The uranium bar goes off the top of the chart and snakes over to a 2m stack of paper because the bar is so long. The caption reads, "Science tip: Log scales are for quitters who can't find enough paper to make their point *properly*"
June 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Okay, but consider:
SNK's hot lady bartender, King
June 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Uhm excuse me, the genre is called "Dude Mulchers".
Dancing lesbians say "Nice try!"
June 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Evergreen comic. orz
Panel 1: Suletta and Miorine sharing an umbrella in the rain. "What do you mean 'up for interpretation'?" Miorine complains, "How much more on the nose do we need to be?" Panel 2: SuleMio are shocked when Fate Testarossa-Harlown unexpectedly chimes in, "First time?" Panel 3: Camera pulls back to show Nanoha and Fate are also out taking their daughter Vivio on a walk. Vivio is asking where the giant robots are while Nanoha cards fingers through her hair, saying they're over off screen. Panel 4: Bemused Suletta and Miorine exclaim "You can't be serious?" Nanoha and Fate shrug, exasperated.
June 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Goes well with this meme.
Shinji: Ayanami im coming out as a trans woman. I hope you support me Rei: that's great Ikari-kun. As your Friend I'll always support you ONE YEAR LATER Shinji: hrt is amazing Rei: why the fuck do you look like me
June 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
June 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Oh dear...
Talking Vagina
May 31, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Trying to imagine playing Blazing Star without this sick set dressing and it just doesn't compute...
Warship launching fighters in the background of Blazing Star stage 1. It's super cool.
May 31, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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This comic comes to mind. Again.
Panel 1: Suletta and Miorine sharing an umbrella in the rain. "What do you mean 'up for interpretation'?" Miorine complains, "How much more on the nose do we need to be?" Panel 2: SuleMio are shocked when Fate Testarossa-Harlown unexpectedly chimes in, "First time?" Panel 3: Camera pulls back to show Nanoha and Fate are also out taking their daughter Vivio on a walk. Vivio is asking where the giant robots are while Nanoha cards fingers through her hair, saying they're over off screen. Panel 4: Bemused Suletta and Miorine exclaim "You can't be serious?" Nanoha and Fate shrug, exasperated.
May 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Martian Successor Nadesico crew shot. These morons would do Starfleet proud, I promise!
May 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I'm not sure WHY this is the case, but maybe it's for the better...
Screenshot of the Balatro page on Google Play. Instead of the option to buy and install it, there's a red warning: "⚠️ Your device isn't compatible with this version."
May 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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By ShaTheArtistY on bird hellsite (not sure if they're here).
Panel 1: Suletta and Miorine sharing an umbrella in the rain. "What do you mean 'up for interpretation'?" Miorine complains, "How much more on the nose do we need to be?" Panel 2: SuleMio are shocked when Fate Testarossa-Harlown unexpectedly chimes in, "First time?" Panel 3: Camera pulls back to show Nanoha and Fate are also out taking their daughter Vivio on a walk. Vivio is asking where the giant robots are while Nanoha cards fingers through her hair, saying they're over off screen. Panel 4: Bemused Suletta and Miorine exclaim "You can't be serious?" Nanoha and Fate shrug, exasperated. Panel 1: SuleMio are cuddling on the couch while news of Ericht's (non-lethal) attack on mars plays in the background. There's Christmas cake on the coffee table and a trimmed tree behind the couch. "Did you hear the news?" Suletta asks. "Eri's takeover of Mars going as expected?" Miorine queries. Panel 2: The camera cuts to an over the shoulder view. "I meant the congratulation Christmas card for escaping subtext prison," Suletta clarifies. "Oh, from the Takamachi family," Miomio realises. She holds up a photo up for them both to see: NanoFate and Santa-costume Vivio with Christmas greeting text overlaid on it. "I find it hard to believe they are still subtext despite being a literal family."
May 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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So Agent 47 is...
Old Bugs Bunny, wearing a cute pink A-line dress: "Why I dress in women's clothes a lot? I dunno, it's humorous is all!" Bugs after 4 years HRT, wearing sweatpants and a short tank that shows her ample cleavage: "Well uh... the more you know~❤️"
April 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Last 4 games I played:
Ace Combat 3: Electrosphere (JP translation) Demon's Tilt Mamoru-kun Curse Steel Rising
April 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM