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Mother of daughters, healthcare executive, awesome.
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lol what happened here
June 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
lol what happened here
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When Trump finally dies there will be calls for civility and “respect for the office” from even his harshest critics and I’m telling you right now I plan on saying things so harsh they might knock the earth off its axis
June 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
When Trump finally dies there will be calls for civility and “respect for the office” from even his harshest critics and I’m telling you right now I plan on saying things so harsh they might knock the earth off its axis
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This viral PR campaign for Mountainhead has swung completely out of control
June 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This viral PR campaign for Mountainhead has swung completely out of control
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
No. No more apologists.
I am white, I live in this country and I somehow managed to create an “information environment” whereby I knew that this was exactly what would happen. Largely because I know enough to believe what people say when they say it and not dismiss it as a joke.
I am white, I live in this country and I somehow managed to create an “information environment” whereby I knew that this was exactly what would happen. Largely because I know enough to believe what people say when they say it and not dismiss it as a joke.
i really, really need people to understand that they *didn't* vote for this, no matter how much you insist they did. insisting "they voted for this" elides the information environment that led them to vote the way they did in the first place, the thing that actually needs fixing.
May 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
No. No more apologists.
I am white, I live in this country and I somehow managed to create an “information environment” whereby I knew that this was exactly what would happen. Largely because I know enough to believe what people say when they say it and not dismiss it as a joke.
I am white, I live in this country and I somehow managed to create an “information environment” whereby I knew that this was exactly what would happen. Largely because I know enough to believe what people say when they say it and not dismiss it as a joke.
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Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
May 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
NYTimes: "It is unclear whether Mr. Musk, 53, was taking drugs when he became a fixture at the White House this year and was handed the power to slash the federal bureaucracy."
Also NYTimes: "It is unclear whether the pope is catholic and bears sh*t in the woods."
Also NYTimes: "It is unclear whether the pope is catholic and bears sh*t in the woods."
May 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
NYTimes: "It is unclear whether Mr. Musk, 53, was taking drugs when he became a fixture at the White House this year and was handed the power to slash the federal bureaucracy."
Also NYTimes: "It is unclear whether the pope is catholic and bears sh*t in the woods."
Also NYTimes: "It is unclear whether the pope is catholic and bears sh*t in the woods."
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In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.
May 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.
Let’s explore the studio space around this plane.
Horrific and unprecedented bribe? Yes.
Almost impossible to “upgrade” it so that its up to the protective standards of the current Air Force One? Also yes.
Horrific and unprecedented bribe? Yes.
Almost impossible to “upgrade” it so that its up to the protective standards of the current Air Force One? Also yes.
May 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Let’s explore the studio space around this plane.
Horrific and unprecedented bribe? Yes.
Almost impossible to “upgrade” it so that its up to the protective standards of the current Air Force One? Also yes.
Horrific and unprecedented bribe? Yes.
Almost impossible to “upgrade” it so that its up to the protective standards of the current Air Force One? Also yes.
The extent to which they should have EATEN this man over how the tariffs were going to impact toy prices. And Didn't.
Trump 2028: Your Baby's Life Is Too Good
Trump on China: "They made a trillion dollars with Biden selling us stuff. Much of it we don't need. Somebody said, 'oh, the shelves are gonna be open.' Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more."
April 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The extent to which they should have EATEN this man over how the tariffs were going to impact toy prices. And Didn't.
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Opinion | I was addicted to heroin for 20 years. Here's why I am eliminating federal funding for Narcan so that an extra 10,000 people can die each year from opiate overdoses.
by RFK Jr.
by RFK Jr.
April 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Opinion | I was addicted to heroin for 20 years. Here's why I am eliminating federal funding for Narcan so that an extra 10,000 people can die each year from opiate overdoses.
by RFK Jr.
by RFK Jr.
I mean sure, a spiral downward is by definition "momentum." So is whatever happens when you skydive without a parachute.
The White House continues its spin of bad economic data, saying that "GDP is a backward-looking indicator" and that "It’s no surprise the leftovers of Biden’s economic disaster have been a drag on economic growth"
April 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I mean sure, a spiral downward is by definition "momentum." So is whatever happens when you skydive without a parachute.
Why was Kristi Noem carrying that much cash?
April 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Why was Kristi Noem carrying that much cash?
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Proper "I'm on live TV" moment this morning when I was talking about how well the pope looked and sounded yesterday only for the presenter to interrupt us to announce that the pope, had in fact, just died
April 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Proper "I'm on live TV" moment this morning when I was talking about how well the pope looked and sounded yesterday only for the presenter to interrupt us to announce that the pope, had in fact, just died
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Everyone who’s seen CONCLAVE: “huh”
April 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Everyone who’s seen CONCLAVE: “huh”
Honestly, this theory is as good as any.
God: What the hell is this you idiot? I said my son would become a RABBI!
Angel who created the Easter Bunny: Oh shit my bad.
Angel who created the Easter Bunny: Oh shit my bad.
April 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Honestly, this theory is as good as any.
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April 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This is just balls-out offensive with no possibility of redemption.
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This is just balls-out offensive with no possibility of redemption.
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You may know me from such reactions as "This motherfucker again?" or "Fuck. That."
April 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You may know me from such reactions as "This motherfucker again?" or "Fuck. That."
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 54-year-old resident of Chula Vista, CA who bumped a Tesla while parallel parking, had been sentenced to death. “Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park […]
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April 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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Shorter: oopsies looks like *your* email was hacked
Look at the we-don’t-give-a-shit-heedlessness of this official statement. A whole cabinet department without ordinary shame.
April 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Shorter: oopsies looks like *your* email was hacked
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Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
April 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
Well I have to say that I didn’t expect the footage of a *cabinet meeting* to be the creepiest thing ever today but here we are.
April 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Well I have to say that I didn’t expect the footage of a *cabinet meeting* to be the creepiest thing ever today but here we are.
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The epic sound of Philly news! 🥹
Unbelievably, the iconic Philadelphia anthem and Action News theme song "Move Closer to Your World" has never been officially released commercially. UNTIL TODAY.
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Move Closer to Your World by Al Ham & The Hillside Singers on Apple Music
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April 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The epic sound of Philly news! 🥹