Spidermilk
@lizschwarz.bsky.social
Nurse, educator. Assigned ACAB at birth. Healthcare is a human right.
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the new york times has helpfully clarified that buildings in oregon are made out of modern construction materials.
October 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the new york times has helpfully clarified that buildings in oregon are made out of modern construction materials.
Link to video in the replies.
May 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Link to video in the replies.
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I've just found a clip of a wild bald eagle being weighed and can't stop laughing XD
May 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I've just found a clip of a wild bald eagle being weighed and can't stop laughing XD
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so you can call tuna “tuna fish” but when i call chicken “chicken bird” i get weird looks.
April 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
so you can call tuna “tuna fish” but when i call chicken “chicken bird” i get weird looks.
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this guy is a world class asshole
Vance's Easter visit to Rome clogged its streets with a 40-vehicle entourage. He also demanded the Coliseum be closed so he and his family could tour it alone. Tourists who properly booked slots in advance got screwed.
He's apparently the first to make that demand. Then he didn't bother to show up.
He's apparently the first to make that demand. Then he didn't bother to show up.
JD Vance and his forty 4x4s visit the Vatican during trip to Rome
The US vice-president, a self-styled ‘baby Catholic’ who was baptised in 2019, and his family met senior officials from the Catholic Church
www.thetimes.com
April 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
this guy is a world class asshole
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Someone here said that it's a paradox, but every single member of Trump's cabinet is the worst person ever.
April 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Someone here said that it's a paradox, but every single member of Trump's cabinet is the worst person ever.
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Trump take egg!!!!
April 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Trump take egg!!!!
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Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me??
Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?
Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?
April 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me??
Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?
Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?
She's got a point. See also: mountain lions.
April 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
She's got a point. See also: mountain lions.
I would absolutely be down. I'd give a VIP talk with tasting on pairing the correct non-dairy milk with each cereal.
i think that if i organized a “Bouiecon” where people got together and, i don’t know, talked breakfast cereals and the constitution, i could get more than 200 people to show up
April 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I would absolutely be down. I'd give a VIP talk with tasting on pairing the correct non-dairy milk with each cereal.
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what could your bluesky-con be about that could draw 200 people
“darthcon” would have dogs to pet and fried potato dishes to sample
“darthcon” would have dogs to pet and fried potato dishes to sample
i think that if i organized a “Bouiecon” where people got together and, i don’t know, talked breakfast cereals and the constitution, i could get more than 200 people to show up
April 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
what could your bluesky-con be about that could draw 200 people
“darthcon” would have dogs to pet and fried potato dishes to sample
“darthcon” would have dogs to pet and fried potato dishes to sample
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I’m surprised to learn Hello Kitty’s full name is Katherine Entertainment Cheese.
April 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’m surprised to learn Hello Kitty’s full name is Katherine Entertainment Cheese.
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Dow goes up. Dow goes down. Dow goes up. Dow goes down.
homer simpson is laying in a hospital bed with a remote control in his hand .
ALT: homer simpson is laying in a hospital bed with a remote control in his hand .
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dow goes up. Dow goes down. Dow goes up. Dow goes down.
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well since they fired all the park rangers we could really start building some very scenic hoovervilles
April 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
well since they fired all the park rangers we could really start building some very scenic hoovervilles
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People who are looking for a way to fight Trump, I have it for you in one name: Kilmar Abrego-Garcia.
He's the poor guy who got pulled off the street, declared a gang member for no reason, then sent off to that hell-hole in El Salvador.
Fight for him because this case will unravel everything. 🧵
He's the poor guy who got pulled off the street, declared a gang member for no reason, then sent off to that hell-hole in El Salvador.
Fight for him because this case will unravel everything. 🧵
April 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Donald Trump has cancelled the $35 a month Insulin cap.
Prices are expected to almost instantly go back to $1500 a month.
Insulin costs $2 to make.
Prices are expected to almost instantly go back to $1500 a month.
Insulin costs $2 to make.
April 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Donald Trump has cancelled the $35 a month Insulin cap.
Prices are expected to almost instantly go back to $1500 a month.
Insulin costs $2 to make.
Prices are expected to almost instantly go back to $1500 a month.
Insulin costs $2 to make.
I have never met anyone that was ashamed to not work a factory job... tf are you talking about? Many of us work in professional jobs of service: healthcare, teaching, social service and are proud of the work we do.
There is a great shame among liberals and leftists alike that they do not work low wage factory jobs or live in rural towns because that is Real America, and their PMC jobs just make them sissy cosmopolitans. This is also pretty gendered too.
the post-left weirdos who turned into nazis because the chapo guys weren't liking their replies are all posting that working a low wage factory job is actually great. all of these guys work IT jobs at best or are NEET types living in their parent's house at worst.
April 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have never met anyone that was ashamed to not work a factory job... tf are you talking about? Many of us work in professional jobs of service: healthcare, teaching, social service and are proud of the work we do.
Come check out this delightful thread.
Today is the 5 year anniversary to when I slowly started losing my mind during the pandemic and began dressing up as works of art.
As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky?
This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862
As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky?
This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862
April 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Come check out this delightful thread.
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*throwing Smurfs into wood chipper*
Crowd: It’s a boy!
Crowd: It’s a boy!
April 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
*throwing Smurfs into wood chipper*
Crowd: It’s a boy!
Crowd: It’s a boy!
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Are those pants tariffs, because they are unreasonably high.
April 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Are those pants tariffs, because they are unreasonably high.
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Not the fupa tuck chile
April 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Not the fupa tuck chile
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Looking like the mucinex booger
April 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Looking like the mucinex booger
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