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@lizschwarz.bsky.social
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Nurse, educator. Assigned ACAB at birth. Healthcare is a human right.
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A picture of a fat leopard on a chair, putting Alka-Seltzers in a glass of water, presumably after eating another stupid Trump supporter's face.
April 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Does this make me an old-sky?
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #435,034, Liz ‪@lizschwarz.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 31, 2023"
September 25, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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If you see this, you have to post a pic from your device without explaining it.
A green wheelbarrow full of at least 10 actual live guinea pigs.
July 12, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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Specifically these ones?
A picture of an orange minute maid juice bar popsicle that came in triangle packaging that we used to get at school.
June 20, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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I'm at a casino hotel for a work thing and I definitely took myself on a date to the buffet mainly for the tiny desserts.
Tiny creme brulee, tiramisu and dolce de leche cheesecake
May 9, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Reskeet with a saved image on how your day is going.
A picture of a broken chair that looks like it is sitting on the ground, hunched over, overwhelmed and depressed. The meme reads: Somehow I relate to this chair.
March 22, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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My Therapist: Sexy, sensual, shirtless zombies can't hurt you, sexy, sensual shirtless zombies don't exist.
The sexy, sensual, shirtless zombie: hey
A picture of a latex Halloween zombie prop. The zombie has muscular arms and pecs with its hands behind its head. It is gazing upward into the camera lens.
March 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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This is K9 now
K9 the robot dog from Doctor Who
March 13, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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This is Canaan, now.
A picture of a street sign that says entering Canaan, NY
March 13, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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Reskeet a tweet you still think about.
Tweet by @NotABigJerk I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
March 12, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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A tweet from @theandrewnadeau I think it's unreasonable that people expect me to solve my problems using the same brain that makes me touch a cactus every time I see a cactus.
March 5, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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A still from Bob's Burgers of Tina romantically rowing a rowboat with Bruce the goose as passenger. She is staring awkwardly into the goose's eyes.
March 4, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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A cat of 9 tails except its tiny green felt gloves at the ends. It says Kermit the Flog.
March 1, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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Dress for the job you want
A picture of a cartoon frog in pajamas holding a candle.
March 1, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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Share where you're at via meme format.
A person dressed in black clothing covered with hamburger buns with seagulls flying at them. The writing says "fill your life with experiences not things."
February 23, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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A white hearse with pink writing and decorative stars that reads "Barbie Dream Hearse"
February 20, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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This is Harry, last night we discovered that he is very afraid of power outages.
A mostly dark brown guinea pig with a white streak down his nose.
January 30, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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Photo of a mug that says don't talk to me until I've had my abortion. Credit: Reductress
December 20, 2023 at 9:58 PM
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Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally?
How to make sure you never get reincarnated on planet earth ever again, please I can not do this again omfg
December 5, 2023 at 9:29 PM
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The last image on your camera roll is what killed Kissinger.
A picture of batman that reads: an important message from batman this time of year, I do not smell.
December 1, 2023 at 3:09 AM
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A puffer fish that's puffed out. Text says Have A Swell Day.
November 16, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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We're posting borbs?
A very round chicken, just a very spherical hen.
November 16, 2023 at 1:44 AM
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That old don't do drugs ad with the egg in a frying pan except it says this is an egg, this is an egg in a frying pan, don't vape indoors
November 10, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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Picture a toddler's potty seat with wording: "I look and sound like a grown-up toilet."
November 6, 2023 at 10:54 PM
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Having a rough day? Put your hand on your heart. Feel that? That's a tiddie.
November 3, 2023 at 2:45 AM