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I can’t be the only one who thinks that if the “Navi” from James Cameron’s avatar series of films played basketball, they would not say “ball is life” like the classic slogan, but would rather say “ball is leaf“ due to their nature loving ways
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I can’t be the only one who thinks that if the “Navi” from James Cameron’s avatar series of films played basketball, they would not say “ball is life” like the classic slogan, but would rather say “ball is leaf“ due to their nature loving ways
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You've really let yourself go. You're flying. I never knew.
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 AM
You've really let yourself go. You're flying. I never knew.
watch my twich stream or ill kill u twitch.tv/lizardkingtf
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
watch my twich stream or ill kill u twitch.tv/lizardkingtf
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My president is vers, my omega is too, and I’ll be goddamned if the strap ain’t too
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My president is vers, my omega is too, and I’ll be goddamned if the strap ain’t too
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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I love how the primary argument against children’s access to trans healthcare these days isn’t even concern trolling about them not being trans. It’s just saying “they went on puberty blockers, then they transitioned and they were fine with it 😱”.
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I love how the primary argument against children’s access to trans healthcare these days isn’t even concern trolling about them not being trans. It’s just saying “they went on puberty blockers, then they transitioned and they were fine with it 😱”.
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you all didn't seem to be fans of this but I'm looking for investors. panties with a fake fabric nut that looks like a real nut hanging out the side is gonna sell big
I Think You Should Leave calico cut pants, but instead of spots on the crotch that look like piss spots it's panties with a fake ball hanging off the side. dude my balls aren't hanging out it's the underwear the fabric just hangs down like that
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
you all didn't seem to be fans of this but I'm looking for investors. panties with a fake fabric nut that looks like a real nut hanging out the side is gonna sell big
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A Bill of Rights, but for the workplace
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A Bill of Rights, but for the workplace
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don't you DARE sell me a product
I'll KILL YOU!!!!!!!
I'll KILL YOU!!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
don't you DARE sell me a product
I'll KILL YOU!!!!!!!
I'll KILL YOU!!!!!!!
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why they make the fl studio fruit look sexy as fuck
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
why they make the fl studio fruit look sexy as fuck
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*obama voice*
Uhhh with transexuality, if you like your gender, you can keep it
Uhhh with transexuality, if you like your gender, you can keep it
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
*obama voice*
Uhhh with transexuality, if you like your gender, you can keep it
Uhhh with transexuality, if you like your gender, you can keep it
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Just gonna repost this as we enter the terminal phase of Neoliberal Global Capitalism
Hedges absolutely killed with this opening.
Short. Sweet. Correct.
Short. Sweet. Correct.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just gonna repost this as we enter the terminal phase of Neoliberal Global Capitalism
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the Democratic Party should have 2 major goals for the next time it holds power: (1) completely rebuild the destroyed federal government capacity, and (2) crush the GOP, which enabled so much corruption and immiseration. destroy their funding, jail their leaders, make it so a new party has to emerge
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
the Democratic Party should have 2 major goals for the next time it holds power: (1) completely rebuild the destroyed federal government capacity, and (2) crush the GOP, which enabled so much corruption and immiseration. destroy their funding, jail their leaders, make it so a new party has to emerge
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THEY'RE CALLED TWINKS, COOP. REALLY PRETTY BOYS. SOMETIMES WITH VERY STRONG MUSCLES. I SEE 'EM ALL THE TIME AT THE BAR. THEY'RE MOSTLY INTERESTED IN OLDER MEN WITH BIGGER BODIES. IT'S A CONTRAST THING
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
THEY'RE CALLED TWINKS, COOP. REALLY PRETTY BOYS. SOMETIMES WITH VERY STRONG MUSCLES. I SEE 'EM ALL THE TIME AT THE BAR. THEY'RE MOSTLY INTERESTED IN OLDER MEN WITH BIGGER BODIES. IT'S A CONTRAST THING
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NEW from the makers of Jingle:
Cringle!
Cringle!
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
NEW from the makers of Jingle:
Cringle!
Cringle!
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(explaining why I wasn’t invited to the cool party all of my favorite posters were at together last night) it was probably a designated survivor thing. in case of war
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
(explaining why I wasn’t invited to the cool party all of my favorite posters were at together last night) it was probably a designated survivor thing. in case of war
egalitarianism and rehabilitation are moral necessities and there's no way around that
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
egalitarianism and rehabilitation are moral necessities and there's no way around that
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[flirting] hey wanna see my rare kirk collection?
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
[flirting] hey wanna see my rare kirk collection?
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