Jeff the Canadian
@littlemojo.bsky.social
Father of four and heart slave to one.
Little gift from the sun today.
June 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Little gift from the sun today.
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God wasted a perfectly good asshole when He put teeth in her mouth.
May 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
God wasted a perfectly good asshole when He put teeth in her mouth.
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[1978]
ME: Do you think I could be president?
MY DAD: Sure, anyone can. You just have to work hard, be honest, focus on your education and always put other people's needs and interests ahead of your own.
[2025]
MY SON: Do you think I could be president?
ME: Sure, anyone can.
ME: Do you think I could be president?
MY DAD: Sure, anyone can. You just have to work hard, be honest, focus on your education and always put other people's needs and interests ahead of your own.
[2025]
MY SON: Do you think I could be president?
ME: Sure, anyone can.
January 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
[1978]
ME: Do you think I could be president?
MY DAD: Sure, anyone can. You just have to work hard, be honest, focus on your education and always put other people's needs and interests ahead of your own.
[2025]
MY SON: Do you think I could be president?
ME: Sure, anyone can.
ME: Do you think I could be president?
MY DAD: Sure, anyone can. You just have to work hard, be honest, focus on your education and always put other people's needs and interests ahead of your own.
[2025]
MY SON: Do you think I could be president?
ME: Sure, anyone can.
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The hawk tuah girl called her coin hawktuah when SPITCOIN was right there.
January 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The hawk tuah girl called her coin hawktuah when SPITCOIN was right there.
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He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
What are the rules concerning nudity here? Am I allowed to show all three nipples?
January 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What are the rules concerning nudity here? Am I allowed to show all three nipples?
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Dolly PartOn
*claps twice*
Dolly PartOff
*claps twice*
Dolly PartOff
January 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Dolly PartOn
*claps twice*
Dolly PartOff
*claps twice*
Dolly PartOff
If you can’t tell the difference between the news and media that makes you comfortable in your hatred that’s on you.
January 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If you can’t tell the difference between the news and media that makes you comfortable in your hatred that’s on you.
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The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.
January 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.
Look at my dick…ey.
January 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Look at my dick…ey.
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DOCTOR: I’m very sorry but I have to tell you that during her surgery…your mom…no longer has it going on
STACY: *starts to cry* oh my god
STACY: *starts to cry* oh my god
January 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
DOCTOR: I’m very sorry but I have to tell you that during her surgery…your mom…no longer has it going on
STACY: *starts to cry* oh my god
STACY: *starts to cry* oh my god
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Sorry to hear about David Lynch. I worked beside him (same studio) while he was making BLUE VELVET. He answered my questions about his work with grace and honesty. I especially enjoyed his deeply existential comic strip, The Angriest Dog in the World.”
January 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Sorry to hear about David Lynch. I worked beside him (same studio) while he was making BLUE VELVET. He answered my questions about his work with grace and honesty. I especially enjoyed his deeply existential comic strip, The Angriest Dog in the World.”
Every now and then this dude pops into my noggin.
January 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Every now and then this dude pops into my noggin.
I’m old enough that I used to wear acid washed condoms.
January 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m old enough that I used to wear acid washed condoms.
Time to penis this Monday.
January 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Time to penis this Monday.
Chapstick is face lube.
January 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Chapstick is face lube.
I think it’s time to add to my tiger symbol tattoo.
January 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I think it’s time to add to my tiger symbol tattoo.
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Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do you understand me?
January 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do you understand me?
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Can't believe I was thinking about turning off DMs today.
January 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Can't believe I was thinking about turning off DMs today.
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It’s been seven hours and 15 days....since I shaved my legs.
January 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It’s been seven hours and 15 days....since I shaved my legs.
Letting the cat decide about the bag.
January 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Letting the cat decide about the bag.