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I want to run a traitors game but specifically for bachelorette parties
December 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I want to run a traitors game but specifically for bachelorette parties
feeling self sabotaging so I put a bra on
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
feeling self sabotaging so I put a bra on
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When you feel bad about *gestures vaguely at entire world*, if you have the ability to give some money to a person or cause who needs it, it can help you feel better.
Now your sadness has a purpose, it helped make the world a little better for someone else.
Now your sadness has a purpose, it helped make the world a little better for someone else.
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
When you feel bad about *gestures vaguely at entire world*, if you have the ability to give some money to a person or cause who needs it, it can help you feel better.
Now your sadness has a purpose, it helped make the world a little better for someone else.
Now your sadness has a purpose, it helped make the world a little better for someone else.
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okay imagine you had a ball of fresh mozzarella and you just took a big bite out of it wouldn’t you be happier
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
okay imagine you had a ball of fresh mozzarella and you just took a big bite out of it wouldn’t you be happier
my dog whenever someone is in an important phone call
a close up of a white wolf 's face with its mouth open
ALT: a close up of a white wolf 's face with its mouth open
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
my dog whenever someone is in an important phone call
"trust me, it's a short walk you dont need an uber"- alcohol
“Trust me. You can dance.” - alcohol
“Trust me. You can race.” - alcohol
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"trust me, it's a short walk you dont need an uber"- alcohol
my apartment smells so clean and fresh 😌 - my dog shredded an entire cucumber like confetti across a previously white carpet
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
my apartment smells so clean and fresh 😌 - my dog shredded an entire cucumber like confetti across a previously white carpet
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never kill yourself
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
never kill yourself
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i would delete my own ass if it didn't get any likes in the first two minutes
December 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i would delete my own ass if it didn't get any likes in the first two minutes
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the Glep cut
Smiling Friends but it's only Glep speaking (Seasons 1 and 2)
YouTube video by ThyBonesConsumed
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December 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
the Glep cut
If you cared about me at all youd wrap me in tinfoil and put me in the microwave
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If you cared about me at all youd wrap me in tinfoil and put me in the microwave
Dont yell at me I have allergies
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Dont yell at me I have allergies
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the mice in my home are stealing my antacids which tells you everything about the food they are stealing from me
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
the mice in my home are stealing my antacids which tells you everything about the food they are stealing from me
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Gnashing my teeth in a chill ass way
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Gnashing my teeth in a chill ass way
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"We're learning a lot here" (derogatory)
December 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"We're learning a lot here" (derogatory)
just heard three successive blood curdling screams and wondering why I wasn't invited to ritualistic sacrifice, like was I being too weird?
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
just heard three successive blood curdling screams and wondering why I wasn't invited to ritualistic sacrifice, like was I being too weird?
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Heated blanket set to roasting, fan to arctic blasting
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Heated blanket set to roasting, fan to arctic blasting
dreaming of you, you were in a blender the size of a building drowning in jello. I couldnt get to you because every time I tried to cross the street my id end up back at my childhood home that was full of lizards. It's not weird, it's romantic.
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
dreaming of you, you were in a blender the size of a building drowning in jello. I couldnt get to you because every time I tried to cross the street my id end up back at my childhood home that was full of lizards. It's not weird, it's romantic.
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Poisoned cookies left out for Santa. He's a pawn of the Coca-Cola Corporation. Taking down the whole freaking system. Going to kill and eat his reindeer. Free the elves. That's your gift this year, honey. THAT IS YOUR GIFT. NO MORE BLOOD ON OUR HANDS SAVE FOR THE BLOOD OF TYRANTS
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Poisoned cookies left out for Santa. He's a pawn of the Coca-Cola Corporation. Taking down the whole freaking system. Going to kill and eat his reindeer. Free the elves. That's your gift this year, honey. THAT IS YOUR GIFT. NO MORE BLOOD ON OUR HANDS SAVE FOR THE BLOOD OF TYRANTS
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me to everyone i love
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
me to everyone i love
social anxiety is such a trip cause *are* people being annoying and weird to me? or is my brain just finding a new creative way to get out of commitments? 🤷♀️
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
social anxiety is such a trip cause *are* people being annoying and weird to me? or is my brain just finding a new creative way to get out of commitments? 🤷♀️
what do you mean fresh eyes? they dont get any fresher than this
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
what do you mean fresh eyes? they dont get any fresher than this
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oh my lord it's gonna feel so good to crawl into bed
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
oh my lord it's gonna feel so good to crawl into bed
having a little cry is character development or whatever
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
having a little cry is character development or whatever