Timmy Chalmette
@little-eff.bsky.social
Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
I’m not here to clown on this person’s taste or anything.
How the hell does that list of top five artists yield a top genre of indie pop?
How the hell does that list of top five artists yield a top genre of indie pop?
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I’m not here to clown on this person’s taste or anything.
How the hell does that list of top five artists yield a top genre of indie pop?
How the hell does that list of top five artists yield a top genre of indie pop?
Here I am just scrolling along, chuckling and amazed at how hard a fool can ramble on defending chiropractors, when the AI slop posting hits and now the ICE support.
Truly a garbage person on every level.
Truly a garbage person on every level.
Maybe she should move her rather large behind out-of-the-way so ICE can do their job.
She supports open borders. She is protecting unvetted line cutters - gotaways who ran from border guards because they think they’re above the law.
Illegal immigrants need to get in line & come legally. Sorrry
She supports open borders. She is protecting unvetted line cutters - gotaways who ran from border guards because they think they’re above the law.
Illegal immigrants need to get in line & come legally. Sorrry
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Here I am just scrolling along, chuckling and amazed at how hard a fool can ramble on defending chiropractors, when the AI slop posting hits and now the ICE support.
Truly a garbage person on every level.
Truly a garbage person on every level.
Unbelievable that the ugly comics drawing guy is still alive. Totally believable that his art is still ugly as hell and his ideas are still rather shit.
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Unbelievable that the ugly comics drawing guy is still alive. Totally believable that his art is still ugly as hell and his ideas are still rather shit.
I canceled Netflix when they had the money to pay for wrestling, but not another season of The OA. It was kind of a relief to no longer have those tense, slightly angry scrolling sessions as dinner cooled- “What are we going to watch?”
Resubbed for one month for Three Body. Easy to quit again. Fuckm
Resubbed for one month for Three Body. Easy to quit again. Fuckm
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I canceled Netflix when they had the money to pay for wrestling, but not another season of The OA. It was kind of a relief to no longer have those tense, slightly angry scrolling sessions as dinner cooled- “What are we going to watch?”
Resubbed for one month for Three Body. Easy to quit again. Fuckm
Resubbed for one month for Three Body. Easy to quit again. Fuckm
✅ SHORT
✅ STOUT
✅ HANDLE
✅ SPOUT
100% is TEAPOT
✅ STOUT
✅ HANDLE
✅ SPOUT
100% is TEAPOT
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
✅ SHORT
✅ STOUT
✅ HANDLE
✅ SPOUT
100% is TEAPOT
✅ STOUT
✅ HANDLE
✅ SPOUT
100% is TEAPOT
I got a monitor stand yesterday and damn this is a whole new everything. I forgot about how good it feels to look straight ahead (and even up a little bit!) all the time.
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I got a monitor stand yesterday and damn this is a whole new everything. I forgot about how good it feels to look straight ahead (and even up a little bit!) all the time.
Why do people in musicals sing like that?
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Why do people in musicals sing like that?
I found the episode this comes from and the ways that it jibes with abduction lore that has been established since (aired in 1988) is a little crazy. It's watered down for the audience, but still. If Clokey didn't believe in the phenomenon he brushed up on the lore enough to write a short script.
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I found the episode this comes from and the ways that it jibes with abduction lore that has been established since (aired in 1988) is a little crazy. It's watered down for the audience, but still. If Clokey didn't believe in the phenomenon he brushed up on the lore enough to write a short script.
Based on nothing besides just seeing this picture of Oscar Wilde for the whateverth time, I am suddenly struck with the idea that a biopic starring Noel Fielding might be some pretty good casting.
Ezra asked for a lever to move the world
God responds, best I can provide at a short notice is da strap
God responds, best I can provide at a short notice is da strap
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Based on nothing besides just seeing this picture of Oscar Wilde for the whateverth time, I am suddenly struck with the idea that a biopic starring Noel Fielding might be some pretty good casting.
Colonel Karl Nell is such an unbelievable name. Like something out of Mad Magazine.
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Colonel Karl Nell is such an unbelievable name. Like something out of Mad Magazine.
I was looking up something I heard on Pluribus and found some information about your family
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I was looking up something I heard on Pluribus and found some information about your family
I am thankful for many things- friends, family, okay-ish health, and other stuff I won’t get into for fear of sounding like a braggart.
But most of all I am thankful that this was reposted today because it’s all I could think about today and I couldn’t remember it well enough to say it out loud.
But most of all I am thankful that this was reposted today because it’s all I could think about today and I couldn’t remember it well enough to say it out loud.
pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I am thankful for many things- friends, family, okay-ish health, and other stuff I won’t get into for fear of sounding like a braggart.
But most of all I am thankful that this was reposted today because it’s all I could think about today and I couldn’t remember it well enough to say it out loud.
But most of all I am thankful that this was reposted today because it’s all I could think about today and I couldn’t remember it well enough to say it out loud.
Where my Twin Peaks heads at?
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Where my Twin Peaks heads at?
Reposted by Timmy Chalmette
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
This has been rattling around in my head since I read it this morning and got damn I can't take it anymore.
In a comedy writers room you have to know SO MUCH about what white men ages 36-65 think is PEAK COMEDY that I’m not surprised by this list at all. You must understand the Spaceballs references, you must pretend you are not afraid when you’re shown Sam Kinison’s angry shark eyes.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
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variety.com/lists/best-c...
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This has been rattling around in my head since I read it this morning and got damn I can't take it anymore.
Seeing people complain about what they saw, crying
I scroll, looking for the event
MTG jokes? What’d she do now?
RFKjr jokes
RFKjr jokes intensify
Is this it?
Oh, a couple screenshots. Let’s just read the first one
Horror. Absolute horror and anguish.
I MUST read this to my wife now
I scroll, looking for the event
MTG jokes? What’d she do now?
RFKjr jokes
RFKjr jokes intensify
Is this it?
Oh, a couple screenshots. Let’s just read the first one
Horror. Absolute horror and anguish.
I MUST read this to my wife now
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Seeing people complain about what they saw, crying
I scroll, looking for the event
MTG jokes? What’d she do now?
RFKjr jokes
RFKjr jokes intensify
Is this it?
Oh, a couple screenshots. Let’s just read the first one
Horror. Absolute horror and anguish.
I MUST read this to my wife now
I scroll, looking for the event
MTG jokes? What’d she do now?
RFKjr jokes
RFKjr jokes intensify
Is this it?
Oh, a couple screenshots. Let’s just read the first one
Horror. Absolute horror and anguish.
I MUST read this to my wife now
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we’ve passed into an environment where hypocrisy is nothing to be ashamed of or concerned with.
That’s not true. I know exactly who needs to hear it.
That’s not true. I know exactly who needs to hear it.
I don't know who needs to hear this but if your worldview is stereotyping men based on statistics you have just created a permission structure to do the same thing to black men.
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we’ve passed into an environment where hypocrisy is nothing to be ashamed of or concerned with.
That’s not true. I know exactly who needs to hear it.
That’s not true. I know exactly who needs to hear it.
There is a very generous “despite” in Clay Higgins’s Wikipedia entry.
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
There is a very generous “despite” in Clay Higgins’s Wikipedia entry.
So much respect to this man who had the bravery and presence of mind to engage with these jackals with the intention of keeping them occupied so that others would have time to spread the word and take appropriate measures. KING.
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"The second time was crazy" - Man on Saturday encounter with Border Patrol in Charlotte
YouTube video by WCNC
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November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
So much respect to this man who had the bravery and presence of mind to engage with these jackals with the intention of keeping them occupied so that others would have time to spread the word and take appropriate measures. KING.
youtu.be/qF0fYjhQN48?...
youtu.be/qF0fYjhQN48?...
$4.99 is an incredible bargain for the debut novella from one of America's most promising young voices. This book is a pleasure to read for yourself, and also makes a perfect gift for any readers on your list this holiday season.
Plus you will learn a shocking truth re: what they call a mango in OH
Plus you will learn a shocking truth re: what they call a mango in OH
my novel VEINS is now available at drewtoothpaste.com and i'm including some excerpts here. it downloads as a PDF and it's $4.99
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
$4.99 is an incredible bargain for the debut novella from one of America's most promising young voices. This book is a pleasure to read for yourself, and also makes a perfect gift for any readers on your list this holiday season.
Plus you will learn a shocking truth re: what they call a mango in OH
Plus you will learn a shocking truth re: what they call a mango in OH
I keep seeing people say it’s not as funny if it’s this guy, but I think it’s funnier because he reminds me of this guy
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I keep seeing people say it’s not as funny if it’s this guy, but I think it’s funnier because he reminds me of this guy
Crazy what gets released on a Friday afternoon.
A spokesperson for Bill Clinton has confirmed that President Trump did indeed give him head. Remarkable story.
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Crazy what gets released on a Friday afternoon.