Timmy Chalmette
@little-eff.bsky.social
Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
I don’t know. Naming him as a peer of Kid Rock and Jason Aldean seems pretty appropriate.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I don’t know. Naming him as a peer of Kid Rock and Jason Aldean seems pretty appropriate.
We hold this truth to be self-evident.
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
We hold this truth to be self-evident.
I am astonished that this is the first time I am hearing this comparison. It checks out in every single way.
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I am astonished that this is the first time I am hearing this comparison. It checks out in every single way.
I heard it growing up in New Orleans.
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I heard it growing up in New Orleans.
Nah. I say let them cook.
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Nah. I say let them cook.
So many times I’ve heard a show is amazing but it takes a season or so to find its feet. Fuck that.
Many nerds (I say it with love) have this Stockholm syndrome with genre entertainment where they feel they have a responsibility to watch something if it is aimed at them and I say absolutely not.
Many nerds (I say it with love) have this Stockholm syndrome with genre entertainment where they feel they have a responsibility to watch something if it is aimed at them and I say absolutely not.
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
So many times I’ve heard a show is amazing but it takes a season or so to find its feet. Fuck that.
Many nerds (I say it with love) have this Stockholm syndrome with genre entertainment where they feel they have a responsibility to watch something if it is aimed at them and I say absolutely not.
Many nerds (I say it with love) have this Stockholm syndrome with genre entertainment where they feel they have a responsibility to watch something if it is aimed at them and I say absolutely not.
WHAT DO YOU DO?!
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
WHAT DO YOU DO?!
I like Dozin’ Don.
I also like the rhymish quality between accuse and abuse. Having trouble torturing that sentence enough for the rhythm to let that shine, though.
I also like the rhymish quality between accuse and abuse. Having trouble torturing that sentence enough for the rhythm to let that shine, though.
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I like Dozin’ Don.
I also like the rhymish quality between accuse and abuse. Having trouble torturing that sentence enough for the rhythm to let that shine, though.
I also like the rhymish quality between accuse and abuse. Having trouble torturing that sentence enough for the rhythm to let that shine, though.
I had no idea he was so huge. Seems like one of the first things you would learn about him.
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I had no idea he was so huge. Seems like one of the first things you would learn about him.
The December one is about when he was born in a barn. Thankfully he wasn’t raised there, so he learned about closing doors. His dad wasn’t a locksmith, so he didn’t learn how to pick locks. That’s why there are so many pictures of him knocking on doors- he forgot to take his keys with him.
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The December one is about when he was born in a barn. Thankfully he wasn’t raised there, so he learned about closing doors. His dad wasn’t a locksmith, so he didn’t learn how to pick locks. That’s why there are so many pictures of him knocking on doors- he forgot to take his keys with him.
It might hit different at Easter time.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It might hit different at Easter time.
Yes, the nation of Asia.
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Yes, the nation of Asia.
It was a convincing argument if you were reading it with Southern Lawyer voice.
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It was a convincing argument if you were reading it with Southern Lawyer voice.
I am saddened that I can only do what I have done. I hate that so many resources are held by so few, and that I will probably only live long enough to see it get worse on the long road to it getting better.
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I am saddened that I can only do what I have done. I hate that so many resources are held by so few, and that I will probably only live long enough to see it get worse on the long road to it getting better.
That look from Mario Kart. The man is a cold professional. He often plays the clown so as to not tip off the police in Mushroom Kingdom. But I suspect he came through the pipe from our world as much to run from something as to follow his brother.
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
That look from Mario Kart. The man is a cold professional. He often plays the clown so as to not tip off the police in Mushroom Kingdom. But I suspect he came through the pipe from our world as much to run from something as to follow his brother.
I love that for him.
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I love that for him.
They say the name so you know what song it is.
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
They say the name so you know what song it is.
There's a type I often block. Before I do, I peruse their follows and followers. Sometimes I go a couple levels deep. It takes a little time on the front end, but it pays off when I see someone has 50 followers or whatever and then I click through and only see 4. Makes my day to day much nicer.
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
There's a type I often block. Before I do, I peruse their follows and followers. Sometimes I go a couple levels deep. It takes a little time on the front end, but it pays off when I see someone has 50 followers or whatever and then I click through and only see 4. Makes my day to day much nicer.
The Germans have the right idea- names don’t get published until one is found guilty.
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The Germans have the right idea- names don’t get published until one is found guilty.
There’s all types over there. But there’s all types over there.
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
There’s all types over there. But there’s all types over there.