Andrew
@literacola.bsky.social
this is where i get my news from now
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At about 1m20 the most non-elite US mall ninja shows up with a bafflingly seemingly self inflicted bleeding nose, tucks a shotgun under his taint before tossing a munition canister god knows where, then starts shooting at journalists. If you saw this in a war videogame you’d think it was broken.
Federal officers just came in and cleared the protest with tear gas. One officer asked press why we didn’t call 911 when the protesters were destroying the hotel and told us that we are bad Americans. Full video to come on @statuscoupnews.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 6:11 AM
At about 1m20 the most non-elite US mall ninja shows up with a bafflingly seemingly self inflicted bleeding nose, tucks a shotgun under his taint before tossing a munition canister god knows where, then starts shooting at journalists. If you saw this in a war videogame you’d think it was broken.
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i see 3 trash bins
Minneapolis, MN -
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
January 26, 2026 at 4:34 AM
i see 3 trash bins
didn't they demolish the movie room that was in the east wing?
An insane, perfect encapsulation of it all:
The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files
The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files
January 25, 2026 at 6:14 AM
didn't they demolish the movie room that was in the east wing?
He wasn’t protesting, he was observing
January 24, 2026 at 11:46 PM
He wasn’t protesting, he was observing
way ahead of you, my dudeland
It’s Whiskey Friday in Greenland.
January 23, 2026 at 3:14 AM
way ahead of you, my dudeland
concerns from who? nobody i know is concerned. it's fine. the plane is fine.
The “electrical issue” aboard Air Force One Tuesday night that forced President Donald Trump’s Europe-bound plane to turn back is raising troubling questions about the age of the decades-old aircraft flying the president.
Electrical issue that grounded Trump’s flight raises questions about aging Air Force One aircraft | CNN Politics
The “electrical issue” aboard Air Force One Tuesday night that forced President Donald Trump’s Europe-bound plane to turn back is raising troubling questions about the age of the decades-old aircraft ...
www.cnn.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
concerns from who? nobody i know is concerned. it's fine. the plane is fine.
the lock them up candidate gets my vote
January 21, 2026 at 11:32 PM
the lock them up candidate gets my vote
what is this "why controlling greenland is so important" shit, cnn?
January 21, 2026 at 11:30 PM
what is this "why controlling greenland is so important" shit, cnn?
so that fat stack of papers of trump accomplishments he had today, i think it is this thing on whiitehouse.gov about 365 things in 365 days.
when i go to print it out it says 30 pages.
how many fucking times did they print it out for him, lol.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
when i go to print it out it says 30 pages.
how many fucking times did they print it out for him, lol.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
whiitehouse.gov
January 21, 2026 at 12:31 AM
so that fat stack of papers of trump accomplishments he had today, i think it is this thing on whiitehouse.gov about 365 things in 365 days.
when i go to print it out it says 30 pages.
how many fucking times did they print it out for him, lol.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
when i go to print it out it says 30 pages.
how many fucking times did they print it out for him, lol.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
"trump is weaponizing government, it's terrible."
- donald trump, 2026
- donald trump, 2026
January 20, 2026 at 8:04 PM
"trump is weaponizing government, it's terrible."
- donald trump, 2026
- donald trump, 2026
this mother fucker has lost his god damned mind
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
this mother fucker has lost his god damned mind
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I really hope this IU win closes the portal to the dark place the Cubs opened in 2016
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I really hope this IU win closes the portal to the dark place the Cubs opened in 2016
my take on the bears loss is that *just enough* people learned their lesson from the last time they wished upon a star and would give anything for the cubs to win a world series
January 19, 2026 at 7:28 AM
my take on the bears loss is that *just enough* people learned their lesson from the last time they wished upon a star and would give anything for the cubs to win a world series
oh well, back to the existential dread
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
oh well, back to the existential dread
Don't worry, Cowboys fans know that in a few years the NFL will rule that this was, in fact, a catch and it will make it so much worse.
It’s after midnight and I’ve seen this play 30 times. I’m still livid at how this went down and feel horrible for the Bills.
1) It’s a catch, tie goes to offense
2) If not, at WORST it’s an incomplete pass
3) It was ruled an interception on the field, TAKE TIME AND REVIEW THE MFer!
1) It’s a catch, tie goes to offense
2) If not, at WORST it’s an incomplete pass
3) It was ruled an interception on the field, TAKE TIME AND REVIEW THE MFer!
January 18, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Don't worry, Cowboys fans know that in a few years the NFL will rule that this was, in fact, a catch and it will make it so much worse.
bored of peace is how we got to this moment
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
bored of peace is how we got to this moment
no thanks, this shit sucks
Small changes in diet, exercise and sleep may extend life by a year when put into practice together, while making larger changes could provide more than nine additional years of life, according to a new study. https://cnn.it/3LLgRHI
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 AM
no thanks, this shit sucks
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Bro is about to become the first GoFundMe billionaire.
The Michigan auto worker who was flipped off by Trump after heckling him has reportedly been suspended
A Ford worker called out Trump. The president flipped him off. Now, he's been suspended. • Michigan Advance
A union-backed auto worker at Ford Motor Co. was caught on video heckling President Donald Trump when he visited a Dearborn factory on Tuesday ahead of his address to the Detroit Economic Club. The vi...
michiganadvance.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Bro is about to become the first GoFundMe billionaire.
gonna need a link to this dude's gofundme
The worker who called Trump a “pedophile protector” has been suspended.
He says he has “definitely no regrets whatsoever,” adding: “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.” wapo.st/4sG38CD
He says he has “definitely no regrets whatsoever,” adding: “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.” wapo.st/4sG38CD
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
gonna need a link to this dude's gofundme
Are the Customs people like, WTF Immigration?
January 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Are the Customs people like, WTF Immigration?
omg bears no (talking about the last play, not the one right before it)
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
omg bears no (talking about the last play, not the one right before it)
two tools of fascists
Two fascist tools.
WATTERS: You guys are showing so much restraint
BOVINO: That professionalism is on display every day
BOVINO: That professionalism is on display every day
January 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
two tools of fascists
i ask this sincerely, who gives a fuck?
A “grand stair” and new spaces for utilities, food service and deliveries are among the newly disclosed details for President Donald Trump’s sprawling East Wing expansion presented to a commission with oversight of the building plans on Thursday. https://cnn.it/3Na7wtr
January 9, 2026 at 7:05 AM
i ask this sincerely, who gives a fuck?
Is this the little girl I carried?
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Is this the little girl I carried?