@lilienviolett.bsky.social
I'm here, I'm queer, and by golly do I ever need a nap.
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You lot need Dick Van Dyke singing Let's Go Fly a Kite on his 100th birthday more than you know.
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You lot need Dick Van Dyke singing Let's Go Fly a Kite on his 100th birthday more than you know.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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a friend on a workout kick in high school tried making a lemon pound cake with protein powder instead of flour.
it felt and sounded exactly like a nerf football when we ripped it in half.
it felt and sounded exactly like a nerf football when we ripped it in half.
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
a friend on a workout kick in high school tried making a lemon pound cake with protein powder instead of flour.
it felt and sounded exactly like a nerf football when we ripped it in half.
it felt and sounded exactly like a nerf football when we ripped it in half.
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So I heard the advertisement world gave us another “oh no, he’s cute” wolf.
(I needed to add the subtitles myself because *holy appropriate song*, Batman!)
(I needed to add the subtitles myself because *holy appropriate song*, Batman!)
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So I heard the advertisement world gave us another “oh no, he’s cute” wolf.
(I needed to add the subtitles myself because *holy appropriate song*, Batman!)
(I needed to add the subtitles myself because *holy appropriate song*, Batman!)
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i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
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"I made this stuffing with sage, cranberries, nuts, bolts, half a bottle of Children's Tylenol, and a slur for Turkish people that hasn't been heard since the 1930s."
I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"I made this stuffing with sage, cranberries, nuts, bolts, half a bottle of Children's Tylenol, and a slur for Turkish people that hasn't been heard since the 1930s."
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I need to start investing in really cheap tea, the type of tea that says ‘you’re not even going to remember to drink me, you’re just going to carry me around like a little pet, to just have next to you for comfort’
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I need to start investing in really cheap tea, the type of tea that says ‘you’re not even going to remember to drink me, you’re just going to carry me around like a little pet, to just have next to you for comfort’
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The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
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Road to Wigan Pier is a rant of a book. But it goes so hard on why it’s evil to begrudge the poorest simple pleasures.
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Road to Wigan Pier is a rant of a book. But it goes so hard on why it’s evil to begrudge the poorest simple pleasures.
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m (first time being high): woah! guys, that bear is TINY
friend: that's a raccoon, you fucking dipshit
friend: that's a raccoon, you fucking dipshit
January 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
m (first time being high): woah! guys, that bear is TINY
friend: that's a raccoon, you fucking dipshit
friend: that's a raccoon, you fucking dipshit
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I love this silly vintage polish matchbox kitty
August 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I love this silly vintage polish matchbox kitty
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“It’s just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.”
Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?
Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?
August 2, 2025 at 8:47 AM
“It’s just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.”
Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?
Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?
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Girls in your area
Girls in proximity to your location
Girls approaching your coordinates
Girls have breached the perimeter
Girls inside the containment zone, repeat, girls inside the
Girls in proximity to your location
Girls approaching your coordinates
Girls have breached the perimeter
Girls inside the containment zone, repeat, girls inside the
July 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Girls in your area
Girls in proximity to your location
Girls approaching your coordinates
Girls have breached the perimeter
Girls inside the containment zone, repeat, girls inside the
Girls in proximity to your location
Girls approaching your coordinates
Girls have breached the perimeter
Girls inside the containment zone, repeat, girls inside the
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I think people are wrong when they don't like tarantulas.
I would like to argue why tarantulas are the *best* spiders.
✅️ big bois. i like to know where a scary friend is at.
✅️ slower and less scurry = less jumpscare
✅️ no sky webs for my face to tangle into every day
✅️ misunderstood underdog
I would like to argue why tarantulas are the *best* spiders.
✅️ big bois. i like to know where a scary friend is at.
✅️ slower and less scurry = less jumpscare
✅️ no sky webs for my face to tangle into every day
✅️ misunderstood underdog
July 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I think people are wrong when they don't like tarantulas.
I would like to argue why tarantulas are the *best* spiders.
✅️ big bois. i like to know where a scary friend is at.
✅️ slower and less scurry = less jumpscare
✅️ no sky webs for my face to tangle into every day
✅️ misunderstood underdog
I would like to argue why tarantulas are the *best* spiders.
✅️ big bois. i like to know where a scary friend is at.
✅️ slower and less scurry = less jumpscare
✅️ no sky webs for my face to tangle into every day
✅️ misunderstood underdog
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I have been informed that private businesses cannot have mask requirements because "that's fascist."
If masks are fascist, so are shoes and trousers. I should be free to enter without either. Just toes out, labia waving in the wind, let's go.
If masks are fascist, so are shoes and trousers. I should be free to enter without either. Just toes out, labia waving in the wind, let's go.
June 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I have been informed that private businesses cannot have mask requirements because "that's fascist."
If masks are fascist, so are shoes and trousers. I should be free to enter without either. Just toes out, labia waving in the wind, let's go.
If masks are fascist, so are shoes and trousers. I should be free to enter without either. Just toes out, labia waving in the wind, let's go.
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Because sometimes, what you really need to see in this life is Vincent Price with an armload of extremely floofy cats.
Well, I do. Love that man.
Well, I do. Love that man.
May 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Because sometimes, what you really need to see in this life is Vincent Price with an armload of extremely floofy cats.
Well, I do. Love that man.
Well, I do. Love that man.
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I've seen this posted multiple times and every time, the people quoting it have edited out that he said "and keep fighting to be who you are."
THAT is important here. This is explicitly aimed at queer people and I'm tired of people erasing that context.
THAT is important here. This is explicitly aimed at queer people and I'm tired of people erasing that context.
Love this from Pedro Pascal at Cannes:
"Fear is the way that they win, so keep telling the stories and expressing yourself and fighting. F*ck the people that try to make you scared and fight back. Don’t let them win"
"Fear is the way that they win, so keep telling the stories and expressing yourself and fighting. F*ck the people that try to make you scared and fight back. Don’t let them win"
May 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I've seen this posted multiple times and every time, the people quoting it have edited out that he said "and keep fighting to be who you are."
THAT is important here. This is explicitly aimed at queer people and I'm tired of people erasing that context.
THAT is important here. This is explicitly aimed at queer people and I'm tired of people erasing that context.
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Little man truckin' along. The sun was just right to capture a big ol' pillbug shadow
#invertebrates #inverts #isopod #photography
#invertebrates #inverts #isopod #photography
May 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Little man truckin' along. The sun was just right to capture a big ol' pillbug shadow
#invertebrates #inverts #isopod #photography
#invertebrates #inverts #isopod #photography
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Spiders are there watching you be conceived, and there when you die
Don't die without thanking them for watching over you
Don't die without thanking them for watching over you
May 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Spiders are there watching you be conceived, and there when you die
Don't die without thanking them for watching over you
Don't die without thanking them for watching over you
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It turns out I am also 6’ 3” and 224 lbs. Camera doesn’t do me justice.
April 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It turns out I am also 6’ 3” and 224 lbs. Camera doesn’t do me justice.