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blacksmoke1033.bsky.social
Miles 🧪
@blacksmoke1033.bsky.social
Full time UK based artist, working on ‘The Strange Case’ adapting Jekyll and Hyde! I also make loads of enamel pins 🌱 My shop, tip jar and other links are here :) (HE/HIM) https://blacksmoke1033.carrd.co/
I think a great signifier for me to spend less time on the internet is that, I can watch an entire show, overall be satisfied with the show, decide I really enjoyed the ending, then google it and see how much everyone hated the ending and suddenly I’m wallowing in general misery over nitpicks
January 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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I drew Loki the raven after I met him last summer 🖤
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
In ‘things are too expensive’ news, a chemical I bought in 2023 was $200 per kilogram. It is now currently listed at $5,430 per kilogram. Girlies this is pathetic
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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If you see this qrp your bird art!
#illustration
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Post your bird art 🐦

Are chickens birds or merely blobs of cells that cobble together for the sole purpose of eating corn
January 2, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm putting it down to winter depression but this is the worst it's ever been in forever. I don't know what's disrupted the chemicals in my brain but I've been in total bits. I've literally been sitting catatonic for hours and crying for no reason and I'm absolutely SICK of it
January 2, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Just so people understand this, my resolution for this year is to not interact with short form video content as much as possible. If you have fun facts to tell me, you can write it down so I don't have to sit through 90 seconds of engagement tailored garbage
For 2026, question how much joy and satisfaction you get from those 2 hour short form content rot sessions that you feel compelled to start but forced to finish. When is the last time the endless scroll caused a genuine happiness within you
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I fear my new year’s resolution is committing to whatever workout routine Oscar Isaac was doing before Frankenstein, and I fear this because I believe it involves not eating the chocolate cake in my cupboard, so. January 17th it is
January 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
As if we got the Jet2 woman over the British fireworks
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
For 2026, question how much joy and satisfaction you get from those 2 hour short form content rot sessions that you feel compelled to start but forced to finish. When is the last time the endless scroll caused a genuine happiness within you
December 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I hear a bok at my chamber door,
Quoth the Babs,
Where da corn
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I dunno where all the new followers have come from but you’ve arrived exactly on time for the Christmas dinner to digest and the noxious farts to come out, so be glad phones aren’t that advanced
December 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Merychippus to all who celebrate!
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Merry Christmas, I received the beloved sun in the form of my Babs
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Merry Christmas, I received the beloved sun in the form of my Babs
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Next batch of pins through from @blacksmoke1033.bsky.social and omd the yellow one is relatable.
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Me, just finding a forgotten chip in my air fryer, and Babs, dead staring at me through the kitchen window, like she knows
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
If you have 'where's my order' complaints and you live in the US I'll blanket respond to the nasty ones with:

- YOU ordered it on the 18th December and paid for £5 untracked shipping, not the £5,000 Star Trek teleportation option

- Royal mail just took 18 days to deliver a package WITHIN the UK
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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If my chickens can go to bed at 3:15pm because it’s so miserable in the UK then so can I. Goodnight
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My chickens hadn’t eaten pretty much anything today and I was concerned about this. Then I realised it is just, so dark in England, and chickens have such poor eyesight in low lighting, they straight up couldn’t see the food in the container the entire day.
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Good to know that during my supremely woke trans surgery earlier this year, I was carelessly administered a ‘weapon of mass destruction’ by the deranged leftie anaesthetist, in order for the s j w mind virus infected operating team to complete their dastardly work,,,THE SURGEONS CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!
December 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Lot of Anti AI posts on the feed today so just a reminder of how Babs runs the business
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I backed out of commissioning a fullbody drawing of a pomeranian because I didn’t know how to politely word in the email if drawing the entire body of a pomeranian should be priced as double the headshot price because it’s literally just a pom pom with a face
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"get in losers, we're eating corn."
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM