Miles 🧪
@blacksmoke1033.bsky.social
Full time UK based artist, working on ‘The Strange Case’ adapting Jekyll and Hyde! I also make loads of enamel pins 🌱 My shop, tip jar and other links are here :) (HE/HIM) https://blacksmoke1033.carrd.co/
My sexy glasses cloths arrived raaaa
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 PM
My sexy glasses cloths arrived raaaa
People would send me DMs about cooking my chickens at 200c daily. Content farm pages like LadBible hound you with predatory contracts like trying to buy basically your entire content library for 100$. Then people pretend to be you, to your face, because they assume you’re faking it too
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 PM
People would send me DMs about cooking my chickens at 200c daily. Content farm pages like LadBible hound you with predatory contracts like trying to buy basically your entire content library for 100$. Then people pretend to be you, to your face, because they assume you’re faking it too
I heard about what happened, and a chicken has no understanding of the phrase ‘cease and desist’
January 20, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I heard about what happened, and a chicken has no understanding of the phrase ‘cease and desist’
Sheriff Amber, like most members of law enforcement, can be bribed to overlook your criminal deeds with a delicious sandwich
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Sheriff Amber, like most members of law enforcement, can be bribed to overlook your criminal deeds with a delicious sandwich
I’ve got BPPV (severe vertigo) and if I tilt my head into a specific spot and hold it there, I’ll vomit aggressively. Not a nice thing to have on vacation in Edinburgh. Anyway I’m 23 minutes away from JK Rowling’s house
January 15, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I’ve got BPPV (severe vertigo) and if I tilt my head into a specific spot and hold it there, I’ll vomit aggressively. Not a nice thing to have on vacation in Edinburgh. Anyway I’m 23 minutes away from JK Rowling’s house
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Oh you cannot take me anywhere
January 12, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Oh you cannot take me anywhere
OH anyway look dinosaurs
January 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
OH anyway look dinosaurs
there’s a genetics question on this pub quiz this is the best place I’ve ever been in my life
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
there’s a genetics question on this pub quiz this is the best place I’ve ever been in my life
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Isn’t it kinda cute when fish do that?
Also I saw this plush recently…
Also I saw this plush recently…
January 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Isn’t it kinda cute when fish do that?
Also I saw this plush recently…
Also I saw this plush recently…
Why do you constantly enter buildings and address the person with you like they’re a cameraman and you’re using your big loud vlog narration voice???? Every time y’all enter a store it’s OHH WOWWW THIS SCARF STORE REALLY HAS SCARVES AND LOOK THEY GO ALL THE WAY TO THE BAAAACK
You’ll know if I go back to that scary bar for another scary cocktail because I’ll make 7 nasty posts about American tourists in quick succession and then pass out for 12 hours
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Why do you constantly enter buildings and address the person with you like they’re a cameraman and you’re using your big loud vlog narration voice???? Every time y’all enter a store it’s OHH WOWWW THIS SCARF STORE REALLY HAS SCARVES AND LOOK THEY GO ALL THE WAY TO THE BAAAACK
You’ll know if I go back to that scary bar for another scary cocktail because I’ll make 7 nasty posts about American tourists in quick succession and then pass out for 12 hours
January 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
You’ll know if I go back to that scary bar for another scary cocktail because I’ll make 7 nasty posts about American tourists in quick succession and then pass out for 12 hours
I picked up this really neat fish and it started moving and I went AAAA and yeeted him back to the ocean
January 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I picked up this really neat fish and it started moving and I went AAAA and yeeted him back to the ocean
On the beach in these shoes? Obviously
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 PM
On the beach in these shoes? Obviously
Oh you cannot take me anywhere
January 12, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Oh you cannot take me anywhere
Avatar 3 a very nothing film about how Racism Bad. Anyway I side with both the characters called Miles because we are the same.
January 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Avatar 3 a very nothing film about how Racism Bad. Anyway I side with both the characters called Miles because we are the same.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS 8.99 FOR CINEMA POPCORN THE TICKET WAS 7.99 ??????????
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS 8.99 FOR CINEMA POPCORN THE TICKET WAS 7.99 ??????????
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After the invasion, from Tom Kidd’s splendid 1999 illustrations for H. G. Wells’ “The War Of The Worlds”.
January 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
After the invasion, from Tom Kidd’s splendid 1999 illustrations for H. G. Wells’ “The War Of The Worlds”.
Travelled 300 miles for the canonically accurate Jekyll & Hyde cocktail, again (that also has two brain jellies in it)
January 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Travelled 300 miles for the canonically accurate Jekyll & Hyde cocktail, again (that also has two brain jellies in it)
Yes good, join us
I may have now just bought a cloak off eBay.
I'm blaming you.
I'm blaming you.
January 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Yes good, join us
Joanne would really dislike how many people passing by call me Harry Potter, wouldn’t she
January 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Joanne would really dislike how many people passing by call me Harry Potter, wouldn’t she
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Was is a cafe today to get the pencil work done for the Guinea Pigsty cover painting!
#GuineaPig #Art
#GuineaPig #Art
January 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Was is a cafe today to get the pencil work done for the Guinea Pigsty cover painting!
#GuineaPig #Art
#GuineaPig #Art
Kissing my stupid chickens on their stupid heads a billion times before I go on vacation and abandon them
January 10, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Kissing my stupid chickens on their stupid heads a billion times before I go on vacation and abandon them
Store closes in an hour then I’m fuckin dropping those packages off and going to look at dead things in museums for a week
My shop closes TOMORROW for several days while I go on holiday! If you want dispatch either today or tomorrow morning, and don’t mind giving me money for museum gift shops then now’s your time blacksmoke1033.etsy.com 🫀🐦🌱
January 10, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Store closes in an hour then I’m fuckin dropping those packages off and going to look at dead things in museums for a week
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You can now purchase my last two brain cells. One is very serious. The other is not. blacksmoke1033.etsy.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:36 AM
You can now purchase my last two brain cells. One is very serious. The other is not. blacksmoke1033.etsy.com
I am on holiday tomorrow for a week, I am very very very excited to not be in my house, and if you happen to know where I’m going, in the -politest way possible- I do not want to hang out. I want to be with the dead bodies. By myself. Sitting alone with my hideously overpriced tourist scone.
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I am on holiday tomorrow for a week, I am very very very excited to not be in my house, and if you happen to know where I’m going, in the -politest way possible- I do not want to hang out. I want to be with the dead bodies. By myself. Sitting alone with my hideously overpriced tourist scone.