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30-something teenage dirtbag
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he’s so dignified.
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that is the most republican looking man i have ever seen
NEW: The RNC Chair is calling the 2026 midterms a “pending, looming disaster” for Republicans.
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Part of the Civil Rights Movement was a dignity claim that when you are in public you have a right to be spoken to in a neutral manner. Hamilton v. Alabama. This service worker may hate to serve me Cinnabons, but it is part of her job to serve every customer in the same manner.
ah yes, all workers should have the right to hurl racial slurs at black customers
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Shoutout to deathgenerator.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I want to believe this is just a tidal pool...But some other part of me believes we’re past that point. That this report is worthless, that no one will ever read it, that these will be the last words I ever write. That somewhere far remote someone or something else is seeing me. - SR book
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
i barely rewatch movies, and rereading a book? extremely difficult. hats off to people who can. idk why but my brain gets Very annoyed about it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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wahhhh this is actually a good analogy
ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
anyway when mitski said “give me one good honest kiss and i’ll be alright” i felt that
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
tried to type m-i-t-s-k-i and autocorrect said mitzi and then mitsubishi. bye
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Pastors arrested and shot with chemical weapons by secret police every single week.

Take a good, long look.

Let it sink in.

This is Trump’s America.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Watching the Trump/MTG feud like
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
it’s so irritating to me when i’m doing a haircut consultation with a client & they point across the salon to an empty chair, to say something like “well the girl who works there usually does it” ok and? it is YOUR head bro. YOU are the common factor here.
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
omg, i forgot #caturday was a thing! have some cats.
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Every time Covid and learning loss hits the news, people act like the only factor is folk staying home and learning online, rather than… Living through a global mass death event.
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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schadenfreude delivery from the bad place
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i think i need a sit down job

but i like my job :(

but my body hurts
so much
and i only make 30k which is just enough to qualify for nothing while also not being able to truly afford luxuries like *checks notes* groceries
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i’m unfortunately a threads user but the trolling on that platform is actually PMO lately so i’m gonna pretend it’s better over here (because I can curate what i see more)
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM