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Sarah!

Uninstall Shinigami Eyes. It's being actively used by transphobes to get you to block trans masc and non-binary people for false reasons.

Baguettebrained Queervoid, "Painful and impressive"; Viscuntess of Snarkbich; Trans Furry Trash! she/her; 18+
Pinned
Keep in mind that this deceitful, bigoted separatist cult is TRYING to manufacture community divisions between those who call themselves transgender and those who call themselves transsexual.

They want you to distrust TS women as soon as you see their bio, to drive them into the cult. Don't buy it.
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I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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DYING
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Seconding this. ♥️
Hey, I know it’s not great on this app atm. It is lead by shit people who do shit things with no regrets. But please consider there are people like myself that are dependent on Bluesky to survive at the moment. Holiday sales alone are so important. I hope you will stick around as long as you can. 💜
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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This thing is really cool, but it's also unbearably funny to see it flop around.
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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So we’re pretending that Megyn Kelly defending the sexual abuse of children is just “a person in the news” and “a female journalist talking about a topic,” and that a post everyone knows is not a death threat must be treated as a serious death threat
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.

1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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What Megyn Kelly said has no content, but a post denouncing her for what she said must be treated as carrying the full charge of the most bad faith possible interpretation of it
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Bro why does everyone in tech love splitting hairs *this much* on the subject of sexually assaulting children? Pick a social platform from the last 20 years and every one of them has had an incident with one of you weirdos hemming and hawing about literally the easiest question ever asked.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Democrats agreed to more of us shitting ourselves to death from Salmonella, in exchange for their precious delay-free holiday flights home, and imho we should never let them live it down
Congress’s shutdown deal eliminated key food safety rules, blocking agencies from enforcing measures to prevent contamination and trace outbreaks. This rollback has coincided with a surge in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.
Shutdown Deal Kills Rules to Prevent Food Contamination and Foodborne Illnesses
The gutting of these rules coincides with a huge increase in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.
truthout.org
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Stephen King: “I wrote Pet Sematary as a cautionary tale of what happens when a grief and despair overpower the order of a natural world”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Yeah so this is just the spiritual medium scam repackaged. "Sure sure gimme your money and I'll summon the spirit of your dead loved one."
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Can't wait to see all the genAI images of Trump in a blue dress...
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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me, noticing we're doing "trump gives gay blowjobs" jokes leftishly on bluesky tonight:
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
Alt: grandpa simpson, whistling, enters a burlesque house, and in one smooth continuous walking sequence, hangs up his hat, notices bart simpson is the doorman, puts his hat back on, and exits
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Kat and Ash visit the market
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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List of Congresspeople signed onto Tlaib's resolution to recognize Gaza genocide

AOC
Omar
Carson
Casar
Balint
Dexter
Frost
Garcia (IL)
Green (TX)
Jaypal
Johnson (GA)
Khanna
McGovern
Lee (PA)
Pocan
Pressley
Ramirez
Simon
Velazquez
Watson Coleman
NEW — Rashida Tlaib and 20 other members of Congress have introduced a resolution to officially recognize Israel's genocide of the Palestinian people.

It notes that between 10/23 and 11/25, the US sent $21,700,000,000 in military aid to Israel and authorized $30,000,000,000+ in new weapons deals.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Every time I see that molester's pfp I think it's Nuke

which is giving him too much credit.
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Well, that sucks. Guess I'll never play any of their games, or recommend anyone else ever does. www.gamesradar.com/games/pubg-a...
PUBG and Subnautica 2 publisher Krafton, now an "AI first" company, asks devs to fire themselves in voluntary resignation program if they can't roll with "the era of AI transformation"
Krafton seemingly gunning for the most hated game publisher crown
www.gamesradar.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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@govpritzker.illinois.gov - what the fuck is going on here? This is unconstitutional oppression of innocent civilians exercising their first amendment rights to assemble peaceably and petition the government for redress of grievances.

This has to stop!
another law enforcement agency i haven’t seen here before.

the illinois law enforcement alarm system is a statewide “mutual aid” system for police to share resources (similar to nipas). these are likely police from other local departments.

crowd is slowly dwindling. maybe half what it was.
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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We found a D&D-themed pub so we went a little out of our way to indulge
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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the trans barista with a cute septum piercing at my coffee shop reminded me of this today
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938

zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM