Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Liam Kavanagh
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Screenwriter, columnist and all-round word-monkey FOR HIRE.
BIG TREE CITY on Netflix, MYA GO on Amazon.
Opinions not my own. They've been scrounged from other peoples' dustbins.
BIG TREE CITY on Netflix, MYA GO on Amazon.
Opinions not my own. They've been scrounged from other peoples' dustbins.
On the Woke Transit System your ticket won't be valid until you recognise the environmental impact caused by cutting down trees to make the paper for it. #WokeTransitSystem
How long before someone sees this post, takes it seriously and decries the Woke Transit System
Queer-coded transit news: the M train is taking over some of the F train’s service and the F train is taking some of the M train’s service. So, put simply, F to M and M to F.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 AM
On the Woke Transit System your ticket won't be valid until you recognise the environmental impact caused by cutting down trees to make the paper for it. #WokeTransitSystem
I literally only learned about this guy yesterday.
Taiwanese ambassador to Finland performs with his metal band at Taiwan-Finland cultural event! 🤘✊️
That's what I call great ambassador
That's what I call great ambassador
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I literally only learned about this guy yesterday.
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You're eating Pizza? From Italy, the home of fascism??
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You're eating Pizza? From Italy, the home of fascism??
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Making things feels so good man. Even little things, trivial things. If you make something it makes you better. Always has been true and always will be.
October 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Making things feels so good man. Even little things, trivial things. If you make something it makes you better. Always has been true and always will be.
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Fun fact: The two leads of Homeland were named after the actors they were written for.
"Claire" for Claire Danes was changed to "Carrie" in the script once she was cast.
Adrian "Brody" turned down the male lead, and it was given to Damian Lewis, so the name didn't have to change.
"Claire" for Claire Danes was changed to "Carrie" in the script once she was cast.
Adrian "Brody" turned down the male lead, and it was given to Damian Lewis, so the name didn't have to change.
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November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Fun fact: The two leads of Homeland were named after the actors they were written for.
"Claire" for Claire Danes was changed to "Carrie" in the script once she was cast.
Adrian "Brody" turned down the male lead, and it was given to Damian Lewis, so the name didn't have to change.
"Claire" for Claire Danes was changed to "Carrie" in the script once she was cast.
Adrian "Brody" turned down the male lead, and it was given to Damian Lewis, so the name didn't have to change.
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Person 1: "Do you want to do A or B?"
Person 2: "Hows about A?"
Person 1: "I think we should do B"
JUST FUCKING SAY B THEN TO START WITH THEN.
Stop giving the illusion of choice, it just ends up feeling like some weird trap or a test.
Person 2: "Hows about A?"
Person 1: "I think we should do B"
JUST FUCKING SAY B THEN TO START WITH THEN.
Stop giving the illusion of choice, it just ends up feeling like some weird trap or a test.
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Person 1: "Do you want to do A or B?"
Person 2: "Hows about A?"
Person 1: "I think we should do B"
JUST FUCKING SAY B THEN TO START WITH THEN.
Stop giving the illusion of choice, it just ends up feeling like some weird trap or a test.
Person 2: "Hows about A?"
Person 1: "I think we should do B"
JUST FUCKING SAY B THEN TO START WITH THEN.
Stop giving the illusion of choice, it just ends up feeling like some weird trap or a test.
Latest addition to the Trainwreckords collection. One of my favourite videos in the series.
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Latest addition to the Trainwreckords collection. One of my favourite videos in the series.
Remember people, don't tell anyone who you voted for! Otherwise it won't come true!
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Remember people, don't tell anyone who you voted for! Otherwise it won't come true!
3 new scalps for the #Trainwreckords collection. Was expecting Ringo the 4th to be a lot harder to find.
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
3 new scalps for the #Trainwreckords collection. Was expecting Ringo the 4th to be a lot harder to find.
Could he get in trouble for transporting a firework over the border?
Justin Trudeau is dating Katy Perry and we’re all just gonna have to deal with that
October 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Could he get in trouble for transporting a firework over the border?
I didn’t know this was a thing you could do til I heard some fella on the Luas ordering a spice bag with 'no spice, no veg.'
That's chicken and chips.
That's chicken and chips.
Catherine Connolly always asks for no spice when ordering a spice bag. #SmearTheBejaysus #SmearTheBejaysis
October 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I didn’t know this was a thing you could do til I heard some fella on the Luas ordering a spice bag with 'no spice, no veg.'
That's chicken and chips.
That's chicken and chips.
Someone on the local free cycle advertised a free bag of cat food by putting it in a crate and it's hilarious.
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Someone on the local free cycle advertised a free bag of cat food by putting it in a crate and it's hilarious.
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I will become proficient at Microsoft Excel if you give me the job
October 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I will become proficient at Microsoft Excel if you give me the job
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Star Trek TNG would have been a hell of a lot better if Jordi had spoken with a Geordie accent.
October 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Star Trek TNG would have been a hell of a lot better if Jordi had spoken with a Geordie accent.
If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation
September 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation
This scared the bejaysus out of me on my way into Lidl yesterday. It will be used in a screenplay.
September 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
This scared the bejaysus out of me on my way into Lidl yesterday. It will be used in a screenplay.
This is the level of creativity you're getting with me. ##cobrakai ##colloidalsilver #thomasiangriffith
September 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is the level of creativity you're getting with me. ##cobrakai ##colloidalsilver #thomasiangriffith
We call bricklayers 'brickies' and carpenters 'chippies' but why don't we call plumbers 'plummies' or painters 'painties?'
I reckon we should do it for all trades - call architects 'archies' doctors 'doccies' and solicitors 'solickies.'
It'll catch on. You watch.
I reckon we should do it for all trades - call architects 'archies' doctors 'doccies' and solicitors 'solickies.'
It'll catch on. You watch.
September 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
We call bricklayers 'brickies' and carpenters 'chippies' but why don't we call plumbers 'plummies' or painters 'painties?'
I reckon we should do it for all trades - call architects 'archies' doctors 'doccies' and solicitors 'solickies.'
It'll catch on. You watch.
I reckon we should do it for all trades - call architects 'archies' doctors 'doccies' and solicitors 'solickies.'
It'll catch on. You watch.
Free cycle requests don't get much more ominous than this.
September 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Free cycle requests don't get much more ominous than this.
Has anyone out there done a podcast going in-depth about the works of Michael Mann?
If they haven't, they should.
And it should be called MANNHUNTER.
If they haven't, they should.
And it should be called MANNHUNTER.
September 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Has anyone out there done a podcast going in-depth about the works of Michael Mann?
If they haven't, they should.
And it should be called MANNHUNTER.
If they haven't, they should.
And it should be called MANNHUNTER.
The second I saw the car and the look of pain on McGregor's face I thought of this.
September 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The second I saw the car and the look of pain on McGregor's face I thought of this.
Added 3 more big scalps to my Trainwreckords collection. I like to call them "Nightmare Blunt Rotation."
September 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Added 3 more big scalps to my Trainwreckords collection. I like to call them "Nightmare Blunt Rotation."
AI scammers on YouTube falling ass backwards into satire. I'll allow it.
September 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
AI scammers on YouTube falling ass backwards into satire. I'll allow it.