Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Liam Kavanagh
@liamkav.bsky.social
Screenwriter, columnist and all-round word-monkey FOR HIRE.
BIG TREE CITY on Netflix, MYA GO on Amazon.
Opinions not my own. They've been scrounged from other peoples' dustbins.
BIG TREE CITY on Netflix, MYA GO on Amazon.
Opinions not my own. They've been scrounged from other peoples' dustbins.
Latest addition to the Trainwreckords collection. One of my favourite videos in the series.
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Latest addition to the Trainwreckords collection. One of my favourite videos in the series.
3 new scalps for the #Trainwreckords collection. Was expecting Ringo the 4th to be a lot harder to find.
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
3 new scalps for the #Trainwreckords collection. Was expecting Ringo the 4th to be a lot harder to find.
Someone on the local free cycle advertised a free bag of cat food by putting it in a crate and it's hilarious.
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Someone on the local free cycle advertised a free bag of cat food by putting it in a crate and it's hilarious.
If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation
September 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation
This scared the bejaysus out of me on my way into Lidl yesterday. It will be used in a screenplay.
September 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
This scared the bejaysus out of me on my way into Lidl yesterday. It will be used in a screenplay.
This is the level of creativity you're getting with me. ##cobrakai ##colloidalsilver #thomasiangriffith
September 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is the level of creativity you're getting with me. ##cobrakai ##colloidalsilver #thomasiangriffith
Free cycle requests don't get much more ominous than this.
September 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Free cycle requests don't get much more ominous than this.
The second I saw the car and the look of pain on McGregor's face I thought of this.
September 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The second I saw the car and the look of pain on McGregor's face I thought of this.
Added 3 more big scalps to my Trainwreckords collection. I like to call them "Nightmare Blunt Rotation."
September 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Added 3 more big scalps to my Trainwreckords collection. I like to call them "Nightmare Blunt Rotation."
AI scammers on YouTube falling ass backwards into satire. I'll allow it.
September 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
AI scammers on YouTube falling ass backwards into satire. I'll allow it.
Saw this sculpture today. It's near a bank in Berlin. Title and artist at the end.
August 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Saw this sculpture today. It's near a bank in Berlin. Title and artist at the end.
Was trying to imitate BAD Koochi Kopi from Bob's Burgers but it turned into (an admittedly spot on) James Somerton.
'Tonight's video; How the Nazis and Disney Invented the Pixar Mom Butt, featuring work from several authors I shall claim as my own.'
'Tonight's video; How the Nazis and Disney Invented the Pixar Mom Butt, featuring work from several authors I shall claim as my own.'
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Was trying to imitate BAD Koochi Kopi from Bob's Burgers but it turned into (an admittedly spot on) James Somerton.
'Tonight's video; How the Nazis and Disney Invented the Pixar Mom Butt, featuring work from several authors I shall claim as my own.'
'Tonight's video; How the Nazis and Disney Invented the Pixar Mom Butt, featuring work from several authors I shall claim as my own.'
AH GOH A NOO HRAINREHHCORRD FOH MAH HOLLEEEEKSHUUUUNNN, HOOHIE ANNA BLOWFISHES FAIRWEHHAH JOHNSOOOOOONNN!!!
(Non Darius Rucker translation: I got a new trainwreckord for my collection - Hootie & The Blowfish's Fairweather Johnson)
(Non Darius Rucker translation: I got a new trainwreckord for my collection - Hootie & The Blowfish's Fairweather Johnson)
July 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
AH GOH A NOO HRAINREHHCORRD FOH MAH HOLLEEEEKSHUUUUNNN, HOOHIE ANNA BLOWFISHES FAIRWEHHAH JOHNSOOOOOONNN!!!
(Non Darius Rucker translation: I got a new trainwreckord for my collection - Hootie & The Blowfish's Fairweather Johnson)
(Non Darius Rucker translation: I got a new trainwreckord for my collection - Hootie & The Blowfish's Fairweather Johnson)
What's that flying towards us?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Oh God it's!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Oh God it's!
July 8, 2025 at 9:28 AM
What's that flying towards us?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Oh God it's!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Oh God it's!
"Needs a power wash?"
Needs a fucking exorcist more like.
Needs a fucking exorcist more like.
May 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"Needs a power wash?"
Needs a fucking exorcist more like.
Needs a fucking exorcist more like.
I've seen Pink Pony Club and Time after Time, but I Scatman John vibes
Beeebop-
Beeebop-
May 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I've seen Pink Pony Club and Time after Time, but I Scatman John vibes
Beeebop-
Beeebop-
WHAT PROJECT DO YOU NEED A BREAST PUMP FOR????
May 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
WHAT PROJECT DO YOU NEED A BREAST PUMP FOR????
Recently decided to try and collect every Trainwreckord covered by @shadowtodd.bsky.social. I'm aiming to hunt them in the wild which is tough. But today I claimed a significant scalp:
April 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Recently decided to try and collect every Trainwreckord covered by @shadowtodd.bsky.social. I'm aiming to hunt them in the wild which is tough. But today I claimed a significant scalp:
Wanna know what the Irish call Viagra?
March 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Wanna know what the Irish call Viagra?
Sadly MAJOR GAINS didn't win at the Waterford Film Festival. But top 20 is still a pretty good showing!
If you fancy a read, hit me up!
If you fancy a read, hit me up!
November 24, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Sadly MAJOR GAINS didn't win at the Waterford Film Festival. But top 20 is still a pretty good showing!
If you fancy a read, hit me up!
If you fancy a read, hit me up!
What do you make of this one?
November 15, 2024 at 8:55 AM
What do you make of this one?
Right I need to know: everybody else sees/hears the phrase "self propelled commode shower chair" and thinks it means a chair that drives when you shit in it, right?
That's not just me?
That's not just me?
November 15, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Right I need to know: everybody else sees/hears the phrase "self propelled commode shower chair" and thinks it means a chair that drives when you shit in it, right?
That's not just me?
That's not just me?