I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

Message to those of you who keep trying to harness the power of a mystical amulet to fulfil the ancient prophecy and destroy me once and for all: Knock it off

Every book in my library is actually a hidden lever that opens a secret door to another library filled with even more hidden lever books. None of my books are real and I've been trapped in here for weeks

Slept like a log last night (half-submerged in a pond, covered in moss)

My milk frother also heats as it froths, and I've discovered that if I add in powdered chocolate, I can make a delightfully frothed hot chocolate in under a minute. This is dangerous knowledge for a man of my considerable appetites and wild, hedonistic disposition

sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell

me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn

brain: how bout a coffee

me: idk sounds like a bad idea

brain: iced coffee

me: ok yeah that makes more sense

Writing little valentines puns for the "Oops! All bugs" valentines packs we're putting together, and struggling to think of something for Praying mantises that isn't too... violent. Make the valentines school safe SARAH.

I will therapize the reader via this fanfic

TFW you accidentally write almost 50k words for a fanfic that’s still unfinished 😅 #fanfiction #bg3

My writing process is usually:

a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread

In the meantime, I do want to talk about a couple of things I saw floating around regarding Emmrich:

Made a quick painting of my wife for #dragonageday !!
#dragonage

Minrathous' finest <3

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