Old Dry Keith
@lesspopmorefizz.com
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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
Sometimes I check my spam folder and today I’m glad I did.
April 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Sometimes I check my spam folder and today I’m glad I did.
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So, there’s obviously a lot of other stuff going on, but today was also the official release of CATAN 6th Edition. It’s an amazing accomplishment from an equally amazing team.
April 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
So, there’s obviously a lot of other stuff going on, but today was also the official release of CATAN 6th Edition. It’s an amazing accomplishment from an equally amazing team.
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You assholes are going to feel pretty bad if Something Awful has happened to Elon.
April 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
You assholes are going to feel pretty bad if Something Awful has happened to Elon.
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I swore I would never write this game but I forgot February only has 28 days, and I needed an easy win for the Patreon before the month ended, so here is "Trapped in an Elevator with Ayn Rand" the One Page RPG
February 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I swore I would never write this game but I forgot February only has 28 days, and I needed an easy win for the Patreon before the month ended, so here is "Trapped in an Elevator with Ayn Rand" the One Page RPG
Apple intelligence summarizing my messages continues to be better than expected.
November 29, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Apple intelligence summarizing my messages continues to be better than expected.
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You used to call me on my self-own
Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
November 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM
You used to call me on my self-own
Can you turn left from right lane in a multi-lanes intersection?
www.reddit.com
November 26, 2024 at 2:57 AM
You can’t use that word, the economist!!!!!!!
November 25, 2024 at 9:29 PM
You can’t use that word, the economist!!!!!!!
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Going on Twitter now feels unmistakably like watching Uncut Gems.
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Going on Twitter now feels unmistakably like watching Uncut Gems.
I suppose, with Mr Brown’s passing, there must be a new Old Dry Keith to take on the mantle.
Might as well be me. I sure do have a fondness for a nice, simple, minimally sauced up sandwich.
Might as well be me. I sure do have a fondness for a nice, simple, minimally sauced up sandwich.
November 18, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I suppose, with Mr Brown’s passing, there must be a new Old Dry Keith to take on the mantle.
Might as well be me. I sure do have a fondness for a nice, simple, minimally sauced up sandwich.
Might as well be me. I sure do have a fondness for a nice, simple, minimally sauced up sandwich.
This is not not a cry for help I guess.
May 8, 2024 at 1:39 AM
This is not not a cry for help I guess.
The most important thing to understand about being a fan of the Mets is that it’s like being a fan of a tv soap opera. Everything is amplified.
Other teams win more. Other teams also lose more.
But nobody in any sport does either as _spectacularly_ and _entertainingly_ as the New York Mets.
Other teams win more. Other teams also lose more.
But nobody in any sport does either as _spectacularly_ and _entertainingly_ as the New York Mets.
can I get a primer or something. not on baseball, I know the game. just the mets' deal
April 18, 2024 at 11:40 PM
The most important thing to understand about being a fan of the Mets is that it’s like being a fan of a tv soap opera. Everything is amplified.
Other teams win more. Other teams also lose more.
But nobody in any sport does either as _spectacularly_ and _entertainingly_ as the New York Mets.
Other teams win more. Other teams also lose more.
But nobody in any sport does either as _spectacularly_ and _entertainingly_ as the New York Mets.
I have been banned from the Bing AI art tool because they are afraid of me and what I have trained the robot to do.
Since it blocks all requests for Goatse, I simply recreated it from first principles.
Since it blocks all requests for Goatse, I simply recreated it from first principles.
October 4, 2023 at 10:13 PM
I have been banned from the Bing AI art tool because they are afraid of me and what I have trained the robot to do.
Since it blocks all requests for Goatse, I simply recreated it from first principles.
Since it blocks all requests for Goatse, I simply recreated it from first principles.
Lol Bing’s new Dall-E implementation really has no rules, huh. “Goku tries to prevent the incident at Kent State University, May 4, 1970, press photo”
October 2, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Lol Bing’s new Dall-E implementation really has no rules, huh. “Goku tries to prevent the incident at Kent State University, May 4, 1970, press photo”
I have lived a few blocks from this dive bar for a few months now and finally decided to go inside and see what the vibe is, and…
This sure is a menu.
This sure is a menu.
September 17, 2023 at 10:01 PM
I have lived a few blocks from this dive bar for a few months now and finally decided to go inside and see what the vibe is, and…
This sure is a menu.
This sure is a menu.
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Yes, that’s cousin Jellybean!
September 5, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Yes, that’s cousin Jellybean!
This website not supporting short video uploads yet is a crime.
September 1, 2023 at 11:19 AM
This website not supporting short video uploads yet is a crime.
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Not sure if I had posted this here before so:
August 25, 2023 at 11:15 PM
Not sure if I had posted this here before so:
I need to make something exceptionally clear up front here:
I am not posting a link to a fetish website.
This is a link to a conspiracy website.
I have standards.
www.weirdalmpreg.com
I am not posting a link to a fetish website.
This is a link to a conspiracy website.
I have standards.
www.weirdalmpreg.com
August 23, 2023 at 3:45 PM
I need to make something exceptionally clear up front here:
I am not posting a link to a fetish website.
This is a link to a conspiracy website.
I have standards.
www.weirdalmpreg.com
I am not posting a link to a fetish website.
This is a link to a conspiracy website.
I have standards.
www.weirdalmpreg.com
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For decades, philosophers have posited the existence of "Hotep Teen Roast."
August 16, 2023 at 3:07 AM
For decades, philosophers have posited the existence of "Hotep Teen Roast."
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SPOTTED A CRYPTID IN THE WILD AND DAMN NEAR CRASHED FOR THIS PICTURE
August 5, 2023 at 1:42 PM
SPOTTED A CRYPTID IN THE WILD AND DAMN NEAR CRASHED FOR THIS PICTURE
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thee knoweth i hadst to doth t to 'em
July 24, 2023 at 8:44 PM
thee knoweth i hadst to doth t to 'em