Lesley Hoenig
@lesleyhoenig.bsky.social
Bankruptcy attorney in Mid Michigan.
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
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BREAKING: The Michigan Court of Appeals has sided with Senate Majority Leader Winnie Brinks. Speaker Matt Hall’s attempt to block nine bipartisan bills from the governor has failed. This ruling is clear: no one, especially no politician, is above the Constitution.
🔗🔗 senatedems.com/brinks/2025/...
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Senate Majority Leader Brinks Celebrates Decisive Victory in “Hall Holdup” Lawsuit
Senate Majority Leader Brinks Celebrates Decisive Victory in “Hall Holdup” Lawsuit
senatedems.com
October 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
BREAKING: The Michigan Court of Appeals has sided with Senate Majority Leader Winnie Brinks. Speaker Matt Hall’s attempt to block nine bipartisan bills from the governor has failed. This ruling is clear: no one, especially no politician, is above the Constitution.
🔗🔗 senatedems.com/brinks/2025/...
🔗🔗 senatedems.com/brinks/2025/...
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Undocumented immigrants paid $100 billion in taxes in 2022. It would cost $300 billion to deport them all. They're here, they're working, they're contributing. Give them a pathway to citizenship.
October 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Undocumented immigrants paid $100 billion in taxes in 2022. It would cost $300 billion to deport them all. They're here, they're working, they're contributing. Give them a pathway to citizenship.
The chair company reminded me of real life experiences over had getting to get a hold of legal/bankruptcy departments of online loan companies...
October 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The chair company reminded me of real life experiences over had getting to get a hold of legal/bankruptcy departments of online loan companies...
All these Christian nationalist morons acting like Muslims peacefully living in our country for decades is a cause for alarm while their orange messiah agrees to have qatar build an air force base in Idaho. When has the US ever had a foreign country build an air force base within its borders? Wtf?
October 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
All these Christian nationalist morons acting like Muslims peacefully living in our country for decades is a cause for alarm while their orange messiah agrees to have qatar build an air force base in Idaho. When has the US ever had a foreign country build an air force base within its borders? Wtf?
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No one signs up for the National Guard thinking, “One day, I’ll invade Oregon.”
October 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
No one signs up for the National Guard thinking, “One day, I’ll invade Oregon.”
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If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
September 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
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460k requests to enter into an IDR Plan or switch to a different plan will be denied by the US
July 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
460k requests to enter into an IDR Plan or switch to a different plan will be denied by the US
I mean, I think he was planning season two before he even finished season 1 considering how long ago he started working on the pilots license, so he's probably working on something even now.
What if there’s never another season of the rehearsal or anything else form Nathan Fielder and he just spends the rest of his life flying airliners
May 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I mean, I think he was planning season two before he even finished season 1 considering how long ago he started working on the pilots license, so he's probably working on something even now.
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This is like having an overflowing toilet serve as President.
May 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This is like having an overflowing toilet serve as President.
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You fought for habeas corpus, put it in your constitution, and now you’re just gonna let a game show host take it away? You’re not losing your rights. You’re handing them over.
May 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You fought for habeas corpus, put it in your constitution, and now you’re just gonna let a game show host take it away? You’re not losing your rights. You’re handing them over.
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The convicted felon who has benefitted from due process his whole life wants to remove due process for everyone else.
April 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The convicted felon who has benefitted from due process his whole life wants to remove due process for everyone else.
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So you can take over Greenland and Canada but can’t send a plane to pick up someone you are paying another country to hold for a year? Weird take on sovereignty.
April 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So you can take over Greenland and Canada but can’t send a plane to pick up someone you are paying another country to hold for a year? Weird take on sovereignty.
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HAPPENING NOW: Judge Boasberg holds a "show cause" hearing on whether the government defied his orders when it deported Venezuelans accused of being members of Tren de Aragua to a nightmarish Salvadoran prison
April 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
HAPPENING NOW: Judge Boasberg holds a "show cause" hearing on whether the government defied his orders when it deported Venezuelans accused of being members of Tren de Aragua to a nightmarish Salvadoran prison
Agreed. I kinda feel like connecting the oven to the internet could be a fire risk that isn't worth taking.
My oven is a pretty standard thing but it has this feature called "rapid preheat" where it will run both the broil and the bake elements together until it's within 50° of your target.
This feature is approximately 700X more useful and interesting than having it connected to the internet.
This feature is approximately 700X more useful and interesting than having it connected to the internet.
April 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Agreed. I kinda feel like connecting the oven to the internet could be a fire risk that isn't worth taking.
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“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
theonion.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Not a fan of Debussy, and not sure a disco beat would help
March 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Not a fan of Debussy, and not sure a disco beat would help
What if, Congress passed a law terminate the delegation of authority to the executive branch agencies to implement their legislation and closed all of said agencies and reopened new agencies, with the same functions in the legislative branch?
February 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What if, Congress passed a law terminate the delegation of authority to the executive branch agencies to implement their legislation and closed all of said agencies and reopened new agencies, with the same functions in the legislative branch?
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If a Democrat fired 100 FAA employees and put a freeze on hiring air traffic controllers 8 days before an airport plane crash, there would be a right-wing and media frenzy for weeks.
January 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If a Democrat fired 100 FAA employees and put a freeze on hiring air traffic controllers 8 days before an airport plane crash, there would be a right-wing and media frenzy for weeks.
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Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics
January 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics
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If you're in Illinois, you're on Section 8, and your landlord tries to evict you because of the government funding freeze, email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. My cases are pay-whatever-you-can.
January 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If you're in Illinois, you're on Section 8, and your landlord tries to evict you because of the government funding freeze, email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. My cases are pay-whatever-you-can.
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The jackbooted thugs were just itching for a dyed in the wool dictator to get back in office if they're off to this sort of start
UPDATE: Secret Service agents — not ICE — were denied entry at a Chicago school despite initial CPS reports, a CPS source said.
Secret Service agents were looking for an 11-year-old who posted an anti-Trump video, the source said. https://buff.ly/3EatFDz
Secret Service agents were looking for an 11-year-old who posted an anti-Trump video, the source said. https://buff.ly/3EatFDz
January 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The jackbooted thugs were just itching for a dyed in the wool dictator to get back in office if they're off to this sort of start
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Guidance from the city of Chicago on dealing with ICE.
Guidance from the city of Chicago on dealing with ICE.
January 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
With Alt text.
Guidance from the city of Chicago on dealing with ICE.
Guidance from the city of Chicago on dealing with ICE.
Why couldn't seen that coming?
They are taking back campaign promises faster than they made them.
January 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Why couldn't seen that coming?