lennessy
@lennessy.bsky.social
in search of a two degrees, a husband, and a burberry coat
find me on letterboxd: https://boxd.it/2gCbn
find me on letterboxd: https://boxd.it/2gCbn
some lore: when i was prepping for my colonoscopy i realized that i had a first date scheduled on the same day as the procedure. if you've ever been on the dating apps you know how much of a hassel it is to schedule a date so after some internal deliberation i decided to not reschedule and just go
colonoscopy prep has completely ruined gummy bears for me. any time i see anyone eating a clear gummy bear my first thought is always "are they prepping for a colonoscopy?"
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
some lore: when i was prepping for my colonoscopy i realized that i had a first date scheduled on the same day as the procedure. if you've ever been on the dating apps you know how much of a hassel it is to schedule a date so after some internal deliberation i decided to not reschedule and just go
colonoscopy prep has completely ruined gummy bears for me. any time i see anyone eating a clear gummy bear my first thought is always "are they prepping for a colonoscopy?"
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
colonoscopy prep has completely ruined gummy bears for me. any time i see anyone eating a clear gummy bear my first thought is always "are they prepping for a colonoscopy?"
Inside thoughts
inaugural issue of my inside thoughts.
lenny.leaflet.pub
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
really happy for rybakina for her #wtafinals win! i feel like she worked so hard this year without a single masters title. well deserved. also, selfishly happy that anyone other than sabalenka won this
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
really happy for rybakina for her #wtafinals win! i feel like she worked so hard this year without a single masters title. well deserved. also, selfishly happy that anyone other than sabalenka won this
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The @aclum.bsky.social has raised a new challenge to immigration bond procedures by converting an existing case (Jose Arnulfo GUERRERO ORELLANA) to a class action.
Their press release below, Courtlistener docket (restricted) is www.courtlistener.com/docket/71384....
Their press release below, Courtlistener docket (restricted) is www.courtlistener.com/docket/71384....
September 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The @aclum.bsky.social has raised a new challenge to immigration bond procedures by converting an existing case (Jose Arnulfo GUERRERO ORELLANA) to a class action.
Their press release below, Courtlistener docket (restricted) is www.courtlistener.com/docket/71384....
Their press release below, Courtlistener docket (restricted) is www.courtlistener.com/docket/71384....
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(David Attenborough voice) now that the little koala has found enough eucalyptus to stave off withdrawal, he is free to focus on his other favorite pastime: having chlamydia
November 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
(David Attenborough voice) now that the little koala has found enough eucalyptus to stave off withdrawal, he is free to focus on his other favorite pastime: having chlamydia
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When you’re a Chelsey Lately panelist trying to get to your pre-written joke
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
November 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
When you’re a Chelsey Lately panelist trying to get to your pre-written joke
he just fully fell asleep on me literally what do i do💀
having an “was gonna read about the new millie bobby brown drama but a hot guy just sat next to me on the plane so now i have to read about the political collapse of france” moment
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
he just fully fell asleep on me literally what do i do💀
having an “was gonna read about the new millie bobby brown drama but a hot guy just sat next to me on the plane so now i have to read about the political collapse of france” moment
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
having an “was gonna read about the new millie bobby brown drama but a hot guy just sat next to me on the plane so now i have to read about the political collapse of france” moment
talked to a hospital pharmacist on night shift yesterday and i think having to work an extra hour during a night shift may be my worse nightmare
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
talked to a hospital pharmacist on night shift yesterday and i think having to work an extra hour during a night shift may be my worse nightmare
why does a completely templated text need to be powered by genAI
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
why does a completely templated text need to be powered by genAI
every time i take a walk on the streets of chicago or nyc i feel like hela after returning to asgard
a woman in a black and green costume with horns on her head is looking down .
ALT: a woman in a black and green costume with horns on her head is looking down .
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
every time i take a walk on the streets of chicago or nyc i feel like hela after returning to asgard
keeping up with consistent restaurant reviews is hard
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
keeping up with consistent restaurant reviews is hard
don’t look it’s small
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
don’t look it’s small
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the Ming-dynasty craftsman Wang Shuyuan 王叔遠, who could turn a one-inch block of wood into a palace and famously carved a boat with four windows and five boatmen out of a peach pit, could not have fit Judith Butler onto a rifle round
Ammunition engraved with transgender and antifascist ideology was found inside the rifle authorities believe was used in Kirk’s shooting, sources say.
Ammunition in Kirk Shooting Engraved with Transgender, Antifascist Ideology: Sources
Investigators found ammunition engraved with expressions of transgender and antifascist ideology inside the rifle that authorities believe was used in the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk, according to an internal law enforcement bulletin and a person familiar with the investigation.
The older-model
on.wsj.com
September 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
the Ming-dynasty craftsman Wang Shuyuan 王叔遠, who could turn a one-inch block of wood into a palace and famously carved a boat with four windows and five boatmen out of a peach pit, could not have fit Judith Butler onto a rifle round
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I'm honestly terrified of what the right will use this as justification for. They're itching to engage in violence against their enemies and this will give them the excuse to do so. This is why political violence is never acceptable. It just descends into uncontrollable chaos and more violence.
September 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'm honestly terrified of what the right will use this as justification for. They're itching to engage in violence against their enemies and this will give them the excuse to do so. This is why political violence is never acceptable. It just descends into uncontrollable chaos and more violence.
i am binging invinsible
yes this was exactly what i had meant when i googled this specifically between debbie and carmela who'd be dragging the other one's hair
September 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i am binging invinsible
yes this was exactly what i had meant when i googled this specifically between debbie and carmela who'd be dragging the other one's hair
September 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
yes this was exactly what i had meant when i googled this specifically between debbie and carmela who'd be dragging the other one's hair
#TheAssessment is an ambitious and thought-provoking film with many layers, and it executes on all of them pretty well! We live in a society where the first instinct we have to solve any problem is to throw technology at it.
March 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
#TheAssessment is an ambitious and thought-provoking film with many layers, and it executes on all of them pretty well! We live in a society where the first instinct we have to solve any problem is to throw technology at it.