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Lennert 🎅 Ho-Ho-Holvoet 🎄
@lennertholvoet.bsky.social
Dad. Librarian. Web Application Developer.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Burgemeester van Antwerpen betaalt toch niet zo goed, ze kan zelfs geen kousen betalen.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Boete? - geen excuus meer. Installeer nu Flitsmeister
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Koken, en ondertussen naar mijn spelende kinderen aan het kijken en luisteren. Dan denk ik toch in mezelf, bestaat er iets mooier dan deze smeltende Gorgonzola.
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
5 minuten een lege tafel.
Mijn kinderen:
two men standing next to a bunk bed with the words so much room for activities above them
Alt: two men standing next to a bunk bed with the words so much room for activities above them
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Mijn kinderen lagen lang wakker, maar ze zongen Jefke van Della Bosiers, dus ergens doe ik waarschijnlijk iets goed.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"De zesjarige dochter van Lennert Holvoet uit Lauwe staat te dansen op The Neon Judgement" was waarschijnlijk mijn favoriete moment uit de New Wave Top 100 op Radio Willy
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Zo zijn mijn magneetjes toch iets properder weggewerkt
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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[at the church charity auction]

No no, this parrot was previously owned by a nice old Estonian couple who only taught it to say “twelve months” and if you don’t believe me you can check google translate
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Adelita Grijalva is FINALLY sworn in and is now officially a member of Congress
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Ik wou van dicht naar de kat d'r haar kijken, en toen heb ik er per ongeluk een stuk van geknipt."

Geen zin die ik had zien aankomen.
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Nog wat extra KPop Demon Hunters gerief voor de kindjes.
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
"your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries"

Dit blijft toch een geweldige film
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Mijn eerste 3d print 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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My body: Don't even look at the pit.

Me: Why? I can still handle it.

My body: LOL! Remember last time? You got your big stomped.

Me: Price you pay.

My body: Let me put it to you this way, you're at the age where your back goes out more than you do.

Me: Wow. Rude.
March 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Happy November 10th
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM