Lemmie Caution
@lemmiecaution.net
Half real, half fiction, all kinds of messed up. I refuse to become what you call normal.
Deadpan snarker. Cinnamon roll. Kind.
Blog: lemmiecaution.net
Random Playlists: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCmG0W8gCN092J81qDm8Mhg
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Deadpan snarker. Cinnamon roll. Kind.
Blog: lemmiecaution.net
Random Playlists: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCmG0W8gCN092J81qDm8Mhg
Withnail = Goals
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Lemmie Caution
@lemmiecaution.net
· Nov 12
Running away with 14 pigeons stuffed in my coat. You're not the boss of me!
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worth saying again these these unilateral cuts are illegal. neither trump nor musk has the authority to unilaterally slash appropriated funds.
Hearing that the DOGE chaos hurricane is hitting HUD soon, and the plan is to devastate federal housing funding. Let's be clear: this would cause a cascade of catastrophic impacts nationwide, shutting down housing and dumping families into the street.
February 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
worth saying again these these unilateral cuts are illegal. neither trump nor musk has the authority to unilaterally slash appropriated funds.
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If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.
February 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.
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ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF.
Now.
Print hard copies.
And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
Now.
Print hard copies.
And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
Informal Grievance Template for Adverse Personnel Actions
There is a limited amount of time to oppose personnel actions. Time is short.
www.muellershewrote.com
February 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF.
Now.
Print hard copies.
And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
Now.
Print hard copies.
And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
Happy Valentine's Day, you goddamn jerk. Fuck you. I still love you. - Marwood
February 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, you goddamn jerk. Fuck you. I still love you. - Marwood
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A beautiful fluffy baby
February 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A beautiful fluffy baby
Hey what ever happened to the "really scary" drone sightings
February 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Hey what ever happened to the "really scary" drone sightings
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The tiny pocket in jeans is for guitar picks. Why is this controversial
January 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The tiny pocket in jeans is for guitar picks. Why is this controversial
Have been clenching my jaw so hard and for so long I've got a headache and a sore neck. Someone take me to the dark web so I can get Ketamine.
January 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Have been clenching my jaw so hard and for so long I've got a headache and a sore neck. Someone take me to the dark web so I can get Ketamine.
Frequently wishing my parents had stayed in Canada a little longer so I could've been born there.
January 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Frequently wishing my parents had stayed in Canada a little longer so I could've been born there.
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So this isn’t INACCURATE but I feel like this dvd case is……..misleading
January 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
So this isn’t INACCURATE but I feel like this dvd case is……..misleading
Really fun that I get to "find out" because other people thought it would be good to fuck around
January 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Really fun that I get to "find out" because other people thought it would be good to fuck around
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I forgot to have sex for about 15 years. I can't remember if I miss it or not
January 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I forgot to have sex for about 15 years. I can't remember if I miss it or not
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Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
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ME: Oh no David Lynch died.
COWORKER: who’s that?
ME: a great director.
CW: of product management?
COWORKER: who’s that?
ME: a great director.
CW: of product management?
January 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
ME: Oh no David Lynch died.
COWORKER: who’s that?
ME: a great director.
CW: of product management?
COWORKER: who’s that?
ME: a great director.
CW: of product management?
Feeling a little broken because while I've seen most of David Lynch's work, it never affected me in any way.
I can't really think if there's any movie or director that ever made me feel some kind of way.
I can't really think if there's any movie or director that ever made me feel some kind of way.
January 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Feeling a little broken because while I've seen most of David Lynch's work, it never affected me in any way.
I can't really think if there's any movie or director that ever made me feel some kind of way.
I can't really think if there's any movie or director that ever made me feel some kind of way.
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A nice thing people don't talk about enough is the coincidence of hearing a word at the same time you happen to be reading it
January 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
A nice thing people don't talk about enough is the coincidence of hearing a word at the same time you happen to be reading it
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I would elaborate if I hadn't already forgotten what I just said.
January 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I would elaborate if I hadn't already forgotten what I just said.
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*Shakespeare leaving a leather bar*
[Exit, pursued by a bear]
[Exit, pursued by a bear]
January 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
*Shakespeare leaving a leather bar*
[Exit, pursued by a bear]
[Exit, pursued by a bear]
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okay now that there’s a bunch of new people coming over from Facebook:
Go to Settings > Accessibility > turn on “always require alt text”
It’s a little bit of extra effort that enables people with visual or certain cognitive disabilities to feel welcome and partake in whatever you’re posting :)
Go to Settings > Accessibility > turn on “always require alt text”
It’s a little bit of extra effort that enables people with visual or certain cognitive disabilities to feel welcome and partake in whatever you’re posting :)
January 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
okay now that there’s a bunch of new people coming over from Facebook:
Go to Settings > Accessibility > turn on “always require alt text”
It’s a little bit of extra effort that enables people with visual or certain cognitive disabilities to feel welcome and partake in whatever you’re posting :)
Go to Settings > Accessibility > turn on “always require alt text”
It’s a little bit of extra effort that enables people with visual or certain cognitive disabilities to feel welcome and partake in whatever you’re posting :)
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It's funny that people have trouble understanding asexual relationships when cats are right there.
You got two cats, they hang out. Nap atop each other, share meals together, sometimes watch each other poop, etc.
Generally enjoying coexisting with each other unless they must now battle.
You got two cats, they hang out. Nap atop each other, share meals together, sometimes watch each other poop, etc.
Generally enjoying coexisting with each other unless they must now battle.
January 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's funny that people have trouble understanding asexual relationships when cats are right there.
You got two cats, they hang out. Nap atop each other, share meals together, sometimes watch each other poop, etc.
Generally enjoying coexisting with each other unless they must now battle.
You got two cats, they hang out. Nap atop each other, share meals together, sometimes watch each other poop, etc.
Generally enjoying coexisting with each other unless they must now battle.
My heart has been replaced by a potato
January 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
My heart has been replaced by a potato
I am having the worst burnout but I don't know what to do. How do you take a break from basically doing nothing?
January 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I am having the worst burnout but I don't know what to do. How do you take a break from basically doing nothing?
FIRST PIZZA OF 2025
January 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
FIRST PIZZA OF 2025