Dorothy
@leeseemareesee.bsky.social
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Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
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You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
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What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
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Ass Weed
United States, Census, 1900
United States, Census, 1900
October 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Ass Weed
United States, Census, 1900
United States, Census, 1900
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And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
September 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
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Tylenol has learned its lesson
by Susan Collins.
by Susan Collins.
September 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Tylenol has learned its lesson
by Susan Collins.
by Susan Collins.
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Aletta Jacobs was born in 1854, but her ideas and actions are far more progressive than so many people’s of today. This next guy joins us to get a picture of me. Or, I mean, learn about Aletta.
Full post: open.substack.com/pub/brookete...
Full post: open.substack.com/pub/brookete...
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Aletta Jacobs was born in 1854, but her ideas and actions are far more progressive than so many people’s of today. This next guy joins us to get a picture of me. Or, I mean, learn about Aletta.
Full post: open.substack.com/pub/brookete...
Full post: open.substack.com/pub/brookete...
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I think putting the golden girls on mount rushmore could heal this nation
August 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think putting the golden girls on mount rushmore could heal this nation
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🎵BROOOOOOken🎵
July 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
🎵BROOOOOOken🎵
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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super unfair to elon musk that he’s being attacked by donald trump when all he wanted was to buy an election and steal everyone’s private information!!! can’t a guy live
July 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
super unfair to elon musk that he’s being attacked by donald trump when all he wanted was to buy an election and steal everyone’s private information!!! can’t a guy live
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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...
June 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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i’m here you fuckaas bitch
May 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
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r/AmItheAsshole
I (22m) untied the green ribbon around my gf's (21f) neck and her head fell off
I (22m) untied the green ribbon around my gf's (21f) neck and her head fell off
February 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
r/AmItheAsshole
I (22m) untied the green ribbon around my gf's (21f) neck and her head fell off
I (22m) untied the green ribbon around my gf's (21f) neck and her head fell off
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A Brief History of Kids Today Need More Discipline
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May 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A Brief History of Kids Today Need More Discipline
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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
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oh yes the same people who acted like they were being murdered when they had to put a piece of cloth over their faces definitely understand the concept of shared sacrifice
Rep. David Joyce on Trump saying girls should have fewer dolls: "The idea that the Christmas trade is already starting to slow down and there might be less around, I get it. I think the American people will understand that because the American people understand shared sacrifice."
May 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
oh yes the same people who acted like they were being murdered when they had to put a piece of cloth over their faces definitely understand the concept of shared sacrifice
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America, which I do not support, has never been a democracy, which I do not support. It has always been a republic, which I also do not support.
by Glenn Greenwald
by Glenn Greenwald
April 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
America, which I do not support, has never been a democracy, which I do not support. It has always been a republic, which I also do not support.
by Glenn Greenwald
by Glenn Greenwald
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
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The penguins have learned their lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
April 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The penguins have learned their lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins