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mootzilla.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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aliciahaddick.com
Merry Christmas from Japan!

日本からメリークリスマス！！
A screenshot from Ace Attorney with the gun accompanied by the words ‘Merry Christmas’
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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win98tech.bsky.social
Its her day
https://kestreldraws.tumblr.com/post/179981719063/the-only-thing-ive-had-the-motivation-to-draw
December 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
3 panel comic. Panel 1: three chickens stand in front of a fence, one says “the farmer put up electric chicken wire.” Panel 2: another chicken says, “man, he just wants you to THINK it’s electric. Watch:” and he sticks out his wing. Panel 3: they are all attending the second chickens funeral and he’s a rotisserie in an open casket
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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silverfox5213.bsky.social
It's...2026 already?
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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foxpopvli.bsky.social
Have a Wolfie! 🐺✨
#foxpopvli #art #fanart #fortnite #wolfie
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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cerberusxt.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com
Boondoggle
/boon·​dog·​gle/ • Noun
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a wasteful or impractical project or activity often involving graft

“𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑔𝑔𝑙𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑑𝑜𝑝ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒’𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠.”
newsguy.bsky.social Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 2d
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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dril.bsky.social
beer mom
December 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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joshuawcotter.bsky.social
A drawing of an anthropomorphic goat and sheep, the goat is saying “THEY UNDERSTAND THAT THE FORCE OPPOSING HOPE IS DESPAIR. THE DESPAIR WE FEEL IS MANUFACTURED. AND WHAT HAS BEEN MANUFACTURED CAN BE TAKEN APART.”
November 6, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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jessieboo.bsky.social
repost if trans people should have dr pepper
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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junlper.beer
i’m just going to assume the 90% of pages that they blacked out is ONLY donald trump
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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buttpraxis.bsky.social
Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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kohler.bsky.social
oh my god
Jeopardy answer: "A literate spider on a farm sends messages to her non-Japanese friend who is obsessed with Japanese culture" Jeopardy contestant gets the right question, which is "What is 'Charlotte's Weeb?'"
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
lazermaster5.bsky.social
3. All I have space for lol
December 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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markroebuck.bsky.social
Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
A standard looking N64 racing game. Several billboards read "California Speed." One billboard features ominous black writing on a plain white background, talking about God taking puppies and mommies away. "SoMETIMES... God TAKES MOMMIES ANd PuPPIES AWAY... ANd SoMETIMES... JuST SoMETIMES... I do"
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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chefmaeda.bsky.social
dude. yes
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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katelynburns.com
If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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happyroadkill.bsky.social
gorp?!
December 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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rukira91.bsky.social
This isn’t even all of the AIDS quilt. It was so long they didn’t have room to display it all. Reagan flat out fucking murdered queer people
otherverseg.bsky.social Chris A Field, Otherverse Games @otherverseg.bsky.social · 8d
These are the "good and decent people" who didn't survive the Reagan presidency.
Ariel photograph of the AIDS Memorial Quilt stretched out on park in front of the US Capitol. Late 1980s.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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hearthfox.bsky.social
Some facts about Depression
Depression Leaves You exhausted no matter how much you sleep. Makes you lose interest in things you love and makes everything feel impossible. Makes you feel sadness, shame, helplessness, pain and then makes you believe it is your fault. Convinces you that people you love have forgotten you. Can make you think uncontrollably about ending it all. Isn't your fault and does not make you unworthy of the love you deserve.
July 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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elyon113.bsky.social
For years conservatives have screeched at me

“capitalism gave you iPhone and graphics card“

and now thanks to capitalism, supplies are being cut for new phones and new graphics cards in 2026 to fuel the AI data centers
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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joffeorama.bsky.social
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
joffeorama.bsky.social Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 9d
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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socialistboat.dad
Bandit Heeler sitting next to Bluey. He looks sympathetic and she looks sad. The caption on the image says "I understand you don't want to get in the robot, Bluey, but if you don't your sister will have to do it again"
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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woob.zone
HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.
That one fuckass Hogwarts Legacy ctrl+alt+del comic except it's all fucked up and edited like: A boy makes a cautious approach, and a man lopes and gallops to grasp the pedestal'd game they so covet, "Hogwarts Legacy" Boy: "harry game" Man: "HARRY GAME. OOOOOOO !" BUT THEN they stop as the man realizes "fuck... That's Trap ." The boy pathetically sputters "it's harry game about wizard harry...." But no, the man says.... We pull back the camera: above the pedestal, attached to the game by an illogical rope doohickey, is a massive truncated pyramid, with the face of J K Rowling visibly plastered of each of its steep and menacing surfaces. Surely it bears enough weight to destroy them both. The man identifies the threat, "Rowling Cube"
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM