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LaysDeeper
@laysdeeper.bsky.social
· Apr 3
If I was a thermometer, I would show incorrect temperatures 50% of the time so people don't think I'm biased towards accuracy
Tilly Norwood "has no regrettable posts" but won't turn down a role in Woody Allen's new romcom about the IDF
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Tilly Norwood "has no regrettable posts" but won't turn down a role in Woody Allen's new romcom about the IDF
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the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
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this shit would be a bit much for news anchors in Pyongyang
September 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
this shit would be a bit much for news anchors in Pyongyang
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This Week's Onion Magazine:
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This Week's Onion Magazine:
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Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
August 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
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mr. president i'm sorry but we have to amputate everything, starting with your dick and ass
August 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
mr. president i'm sorry but we have to amputate everything, starting with your dick and ass
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Undertale
August 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Undertale
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The Irish ambassador to Germany has conveyed her concern to German authorities after an Irish demonstrator was assaulted by police officers during a pro-Palestine protest in Berlin.
Dept contacts German authorities over protester assault
The Irish ambassador to Germany has conveyed her concern to German authorities after an Irish demonstrator was assaulted by police officers during a pro-Palestine protest in Berlin.
www.rte.ie
August 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
The Irish ambassador to Germany has conveyed her concern to German authorities after an Irish demonstrator was assaulted by police officers during a pro-Palestine protest in Berlin.
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I'm getting increasingly offended that they're trying to herd me into talking to Search like its a person. Search is not a person and I'm not going to write to it in complete sentences under any circumstances
does anyone know how to get this off my phone, I made the mistake of updating
August 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm getting increasingly offended that they're trying to herd me into talking to Search like its a person. Search is not a person and I'm not going to write to it in complete sentences under any circumstances
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we really do need to figure out how this guy managed to create an environment where he can say "i wasted an amount of taxpayer dollars so large I can't even tell you how much it was" & it doesn't cause immediate national outrage
Trump on the Oval Office: "You see the way this is looking. I can't tell you how much that gold costs. A lot of money. This beautiful office needed it."
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
we really do need to figure out how this guy managed to create an environment where he can say "i wasted an amount of taxpayer dollars so large I can't even tell you how much it was" & it doesn't cause immediate national outrage
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Large crowds gather in Dublin to remember 9-year-old Harvey Morrison Sherratt, as opposition calls for Simon Harris to resign
https://www.thejournal.ie/harvey-march-dublin-6797695-Aug2025/
https://www.thejournal.ie/harvey-march-dublin-6797695-Aug2025/
Large crowds gather in Dublin to remember Harvey, as opposition calls for Simon Harris to resign
Parents of children and children themselves who have been impacted by spinal surgery waiting times took part in the march of remembrance.
www.thejournal.ie
August 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Large crowds gather in Dublin to remember 9-year-old Harvey Morrison Sherratt, as opposition calls for Simon Harris to resign
https://www.thejournal.ie/harvey-march-dublin-6797695-Aug2025/
https://www.thejournal.ie/harvey-march-dublin-6797695-Aug2025/
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Trump is about to put me in jail for no reason. But I’m still proud that I wrote in Dwight Eisenhower instead of voting for Kamala Harris
August 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Trump is about to put me in jail for no reason. But I’m still proud that I wrote in Dwight Eisenhower instead of voting for Kamala Harris
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dang that sure is new vegas
August 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
dang that sure is new vegas
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24 hours and counting.
August 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
24 hours and counting.
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President Zelenskyy taking out Marjorie Taylor Greene’s reporter boyfriend with a single line.
August 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
President Zelenskyy taking out Marjorie Taylor Greene’s reporter boyfriend with a single line.
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I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
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First look at Fallout Season 2
August 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
First look at Fallout Season 2
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Fallout Season 2 poster
August 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Fallout Season 2 poster
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Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom
The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.
For @nbcnews.com:
www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...
The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.
For @nbcnews.com:
www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...
Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom
The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.
www.nbcnews.com
August 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom
The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.
For @nbcnews.com:
www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...
The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.
For @nbcnews.com:
www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...
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Former President of Ireland Mary Robinson has travelled to the Rafah Crossing between Egypt and Gaza, where she said Israel was deliberately blocking aid from entering the starving and war-ravaged Palestinian enclave
Mary Robinson travels to Rafah Crossing and says Israel deliberately blocking Gaza aid
Former President of Ireland Mary Robinson has travelled to the Rafah Crossing between Egypt and Gaza, where she said Israel was deliberately blocking aid from entering the starving and war-ravaged Pal...
www.independent.ie
August 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Former President of Ireland Mary Robinson has travelled to the Rafah Crossing between Egypt and Gaza, where she said Israel was deliberately blocking aid from entering the starving and war-ravaged Palestinian enclave
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Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit theonion.com/meryl-s...
August 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit theonion.com/meryl-s...
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Your mam trying to remember any character from Lord of the Rings
August 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Your mam trying to remember any character from Lord of the Rings
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Michael Mando in the makeup chair preparing to play Scorpion in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’
August 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Michael Mando in the makeup chair preparing to play Scorpion in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’
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Just a reminder that immigrants are good for society and the economy. https://youtu.be/LCl9-uaKzv8?feature=shared
The Truth About Immigrants and the Economy | Robert Reich
Robert Reich
youtu.be
August 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just a reminder that immigrants are good for society and the economy. https://youtu.be/LCl9-uaKzv8?feature=shared
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Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
theonion.com/austral...
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Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
SYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admitted Tuesday that all those animals like wallabies, numbats, quokkas, and bandicoots were completely made up. “We just assumed everyone would have caught on by now, because these creatures are clearly imaginary,” said Albanese, adding that […]
theonion.com
August 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
theonion.com/austral...
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