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big john 🦧
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nerds on here somehow found a way to defend health insurers and have me taking the side of anesthesia… anesthesia!!!
December 5, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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His commitment to the company was so great that he died quickly with no prolonged hospitalization to maximize shareholder profit
December 4, 2024 at 3:10 PM
October 6, 2023 at 2:16 PM
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it wasn't even the second. the second was Venom.
September 16, 2023 at 5:31 PM
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so the dinosaurs “ruled the earth” by just milling about aimlessly and eating shit but if i do that i am “obviously depressed” and “disappointing your father”?
September 13, 2023 at 6:42 PM
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Elon: May be time to cut the tall trees, le sigh
Linda Yaccarino: During “spooky season,” there’s nothing like a scary movie! 🎃
September 6, 2023 at 12:03 AM
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September 2, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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with its PSL marketing Starbucks has complete, unilateral control over the autumnal vibe shift, this is too much power for a single corporation to have
August 31, 2023 at 12:42 PM
Is this the sexiest a man has ever looked? Many are saying “ Yes!”
August 30, 2023 at 11:02 AM
Best part of being a renter is that *all* wipes are flushable.
August 27, 2023 at 5:32 PM
trauma surgeon who buys a super bike to get to the hospital quicker 
August 1, 2023 at 9:17 AM
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Furio tried to warn you
August 1, 2023 at 12:09 AM
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Look I agree that capitalism is a pox on us all but some of that shit is just you being irresponsible
July 31, 2023 at 5:42 AM
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July 28, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Finally deactivated my Twitter. Couldn’t stand to see what that fuckface is doing any longer.
July 25, 2023 at 3:21 PM
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It embarrasses me to no end that I have feelings about this at all, and such that I do, I would never share or bring attention to it on the platform owned by him, but I truly hate Elon Musk and what he's done to twitter.
July 25, 2023 at 2:14 PM
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that weird smell in the fridge when you finally pinpoint it:
July 9, 2023 at 6:27 PM
Inside you there are two wolves…
July 8, 2023 at 5:44 PM
is debdrens on here yet???
July 2, 2023 at 11:08 AM
any ice water will quench your thirst, but this baby will slake your whole soul
July 2, 2023 at 10:47 AM
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When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
July 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM
v/q mismatch? it’s giving shunt
July 2, 2023 at 12:38 AM