Derek 👻
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Is @cee_marshall on this app? I’m looking for him.
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STRAIGHT MEN CANT HAVE SHIT
February 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
STRAIGHT MEN CANT HAVE SHIT
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In accordance with new administration guidelines, the Oscars lifetime achievement award to Denzel Washington has been cancelled and will be awarded to Carson Daly’s cameo in 2001’s Joe Dirt
February 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
In accordance with new administration guidelines, the Oscars lifetime achievement award to Denzel Washington has been cancelled and will be awarded to Carson Daly’s cameo in 2001’s Joe Dirt
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not the first time i’ve seen this asked on xiaohongshu
January 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
not the first time i’ve seen this asked on xiaohongshu
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"You may shoot me dead in the street, but in the Arena of Principled Debate I'll remain undefeated. Ha. Enjoy your delusion."—His Last Words
December 4, 2024 at 5:49 PM
"You may shoot me dead in the street, but in the Arena of Principled Debate I'll remain undefeated. Ha. Enjoy your delusion."—His Last Words
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How many Manosphere podcasters and YouTubers spend a lot of time in feminist or queer spaces?
Conservative white Evangelicals with Jews, Muslims, atheists, etc.?
And so on.
These “echo chamber” and “bubble” accusations mostly go one way, and often amount to “you must spend your time listening to me”
Conservative white Evangelicals with Jews, Muslims, atheists, etc.?
And so on.
These “echo chamber” and “bubble” accusations mostly go one way, and often amount to “you must spend your time listening to me”
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
How many Manosphere podcasters and YouTubers spend a lot of time in feminist or queer spaces?
Conservative white Evangelicals with Jews, Muslims, atheists, etc.?
And so on.
These “echo chamber” and “bubble” accusations mostly go one way, and often amount to “you must spend your time listening to me”
Conservative white Evangelicals with Jews, Muslims, atheists, etc.?
And so on.
These “echo chamber” and “bubble” accusations mostly go one way, and often amount to “you must spend your time listening to me”
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cashier: can take your order?
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
November 11, 2024 at 12:13 AM
cashier: can take your order?
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
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This...is pretty damning. A major driver of this was Manchin & Sinema fucking over the Child Tax Credit
November 7, 2024 at 4:30 AM
This...is pretty damning. A major driver of this was Manchin & Sinema fucking over the Child Tax Credit
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operator: 911, state the nature of your emergency
me: it would seem that high-rise honcho donald trump has his eye on a new piece of real estate. the address? oh... just a little fixer-upper on 1600 pennsylvania avenue
operator: sir could you please repeat that
me: it would seem that high-rise honch
me: it would seem that high-rise honcho donald trump has his eye on a new piece of real estate. the address? oh... just a little fixer-upper on 1600 pennsylvania avenue
operator: sir could you please repeat that
me: it would seem that high-rise honch
November 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
operator: 911, state the nature of your emergency
me: it would seem that high-rise honcho donald trump has his eye on a new piece of real estate. the address? oh... just a little fixer-upper on 1600 pennsylvania avenue
operator: sir could you please repeat that
me: it would seem that high-rise honch
me: it would seem that high-rise honcho donald trump has his eye on a new piece of real estate. the address? oh... just a little fixer-upper on 1600 pennsylvania avenue
operator: sir could you please repeat that
me: it would seem that high-rise honch
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"When you behave like that, I feel like you are stupid."
November 1, 2024 at 8:04 PM
"When you behave like that, I feel like you are stupid."
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Trump claims that nobody leaves his rallies early as a guy behind him leaves
October 30, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Trump claims that nobody leaves his rallies early as a guy behind him leaves
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jsyk this is gonna be a good week
October 28, 2024 at 1:26 AM
jsyk this is gonna be a good week
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America’s Loneliness Epidemic By The Numbers
theonion.com/americas-lon...
theonion.com/americas-lon...
October 25, 2024 at 6:18 PM
America’s Loneliness Epidemic By The Numbers
theonion.com/americas-lon...
theonion.com/americas-lon...
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hey dude, I noticed you thriving unburdened by the weight of history, have you considered inevitably repeating the painful mistakes of the past?
October 24, 2024 at 4:42 PM
hey dude, I noticed you thriving unburdened by the weight of history, have you considered inevitably repeating the painful mistakes of the past?
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If you miss Twitter just pretend this post is an ad for a race science blog that sells supplements
October 21, 2024 at 5:08 PM
If you miss Twitter just pretend this post is an ad for a race science blog that sells supplements
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the entire republican party has become a scheme to funnel money to the trumps
political action committee paying trumps legal fees is three million dollars in debt
how does any of that make any fuckin sense
how does any of that make any fuckin sense
PAC paying Trump's legal fees has run out of cash -- with $3M in debt: report (Sarah K. Burris/Raw Story)
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October 21, 2024 at 11:34 PM
the entire republican party has become a scheme to funnel money to the trumps
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Dogs: BARF EMERGENCY
Me *just woken up*: bleh?
Dogs: BARF EMERGENCY
Me: Are you lying so I’ll let you out to fight the owls again?
Dogs: CROSS MY HEART HOPE TO DIE STICK AN OWL IN MY EYE
Me: That’s literally what I’m worried about but okay.
Me *just woken up*: bleh?
Dogs: BARF EMERGENCY
Me: Are you lying so I’ll let you out to fight the owls again?
Dogs: CROSS MY HEART HOPE TO DIE STICK AN OWL IN MY EYE
Me: That’s literally what I’m worried about but okay.
October 22, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Dogs: BARF EMERGENCY
Me *just woken up*: bleh?
Dogs: BARF EMERGENCY
Me: Are you lying so I’ll let you out to fight the owls again?
Dogs: CROSS MY HEART HOPE TO DIE STICK AN OWL IN MY EYE
Me: That’s literally what I’m worried about but okay.
Me *just woken up*: bleh?
Dogs: BARF EMERGENCY
Me: Are you lying so I’ll let you out to fight the owls again?
Dogs: CROSS MY HEART HOPE TO DIE STICK AN OWL IN MY EYE
Me: That’s literally what I’m worried about but okay.
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It’s callous and stupid to dismiss our ongoing complicity in the genocide of Palestinians because of climate change/abortion/LGBTQ rights but it’s also callous to dismiss people concerned over climate change/abortion/LGBTQ rights because of our ongoing complicity in the genocide of Palestinians
October 22, 2024 at 1:08 PM
It’s callous and stupid to dismiss our ongoing complicity in the genocide of Palestinians because of climate change/abortion/LGBTQ rights but it’s also callous to dismiss people concerned over climate change/abortion/LGBTQ rights because of our ongoing complicity in the genocide of Palestinians
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honestly anytime a homie sends me something like "i thought u would like this" "this reminded me of you" im like OUUUUUUU U WERE THINKING OF LITTLE OL ME???? JUST UNPROMPTED? im going to kiss you 100 times 🩷🥹
October 21, 2024 at 10:08 PM
honestly anytime a homie sends me something like "i thought u would like this" "this reminded me of you" im like OUUUUUUU U WERE THINKING OF LITTLE OL ME???? JUST UNPROMPTED? im going to kiss you 100 times 🩷🥹
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maybe I’d have more fun at clubs if I danced like this
October 22, 2024 at 12:52 AM
maybe I’d have more fun at clubs if I danced like this
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Steph Curry: "Go Panthers"
Scott Van Pelt: "Good luck with that"
Scott Van Pelt: "Good luck with that"
October 22, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Steph Curry: "Go Panthers"
Scott Van Pelt: "Good luck with that"
Scott Van Pelt: "Good luck with that"
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he's like when a battlebot's weapon falls off and it spends the rest of the match just kinda having a nice little drive around the arena
October 19, 2024 at 12:55 AM
he's like when a battlebot's weapon falls off and it spends the rest of the match just kinda having a nice little drive around the arena
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my boyfriend just casually dropped the fact that for most of his adult life, he has been able to force himself to wake up from a nightmare by just envisioning the StarCraft menu screen mid-dream and picturing himself hitting the “quit” button on it.
October 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
my boyfriend just casually dropped the fact that for most of his adult life, he has been able to force himself to wake up from a nightmare by just envisioning the StarCraft menu screen mid-dream and picturing himself hitting the “quit” button on it.
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