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They/Them. I would choose to be a problem but I'm far too tired.
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ceej.online
A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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mjsdc.bsky.social
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
pbump.com Philip Bump @pbump.com · 8d
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
ladyrantsalot.bsky.social
Just an Orange Boy searching for his turn with the braincell.
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
😳🇺🇸
December 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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theonion.com
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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ceejoyner.bsky.social
Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in front of a whiteboard, where Green has crudely illustrated a hole, a table at the bottom of the hole, and two foxes sitting on the opposite ends of the table. Holding a pointing stick, Green taps at the board, as Blue listens attentively. Green: We dig a hole, and then set up our game table there. Blue: Right. Having drawn a cover over the hole, Green taps at the addition. Green: Then we cover the top and wait for an unsuspecting victim. Blue: Huh. Green taps at the whiteboard again, pointing at the most recent addition to the drawing: A startled third fox falling through the cover at the top. Green: Eventually someone will fall through. Blue: I see. Last, Green's illustration looks the same as it did in the first panel, save that there are now three foxes sitting at the table. Blue turns to look at Green with suspicion. Green: And they'll have no choice but to play with us. Blue: Are you sure this would work?
September 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
ladyrantsalot.bsky.social
Started my birthday by finishing up a d&d session wherein I nearly killed the cleric, possessed the barbarian, got the druid to surrender, and sent the warlock, wizard, cleric, and monk running into nearby mines to avoid capture. Happy birthday to me! 🎂 #dnd5e #justdmthings
July 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
ladyrantsalot.bsky.social
Going off of a presumption that time and money are not part of the equation, you have to be the one to cook a meal for a guest of your choosing (dead, alive, famous, unknown, infamous, etc).... What are you making and who are you dining with?
May 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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merriam-webster.com
*crab-walked
A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say
May 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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johnvibes.bsky.social
I hope everyone realizes that scrubbing historical references from web sites is no different than burning books
April 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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jakevig.bsky.social
Nature Fun Fact:

Stevie Nicks can transform into a pile of silk scarves or a flock of ravens to escape from any predators.
March 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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yasharali.bsky.social
James Harrison, a blood donor famed for having saved the lives of more than 2 MILLION babies, has died.

Harrison’s plasma contained a rare antibody known as Anti-D which was used to manufacture a medication given to expectant mothers.

Harrison donated plasma every two weeks from age 18-81
James Harrison, blood donor whose rare plasma saved millions of babies, dead at 88 | CNN
James Harrison, a prolific Australian blood donor famed for having saved the lives of more than two million babies, has died at age 88.
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March 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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mcuban.bsky.social
Yes
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ladyrantsalot.bsky.social
New month, new bowtie for the old man. He wants to know if people like it. LOL
March 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
pls stop referring to things from my youth as vintage it hurts my feelings
February 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
ladyrantsalot.bsky.social
It's been a wild 10 years with you. I hope the other side of the Rainbow Bridge treats you well. I already miss you terribly. #lilshitdisturber
January 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
ladyrantsalot.bsky.social
I honestly want to try to get into leatherworking in the new year bc I need a hobby and I miss Making Things. If anyone has any suggestions on where to start, I would really appreciate suggestions because it feels like there's A Lot out there and I'm not sure where to start...
January 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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sachacoward.bsky.social
Me: *Adjusting my headphones because they're falling out*

My headphones: I turn off ☺️

Me: No I-

My headphones: I skip forwards ☺️

Me: Please I just want to stop you falli-

My headphones: I turn volume down ☺️

Me: PLEASE!!!

My headphones: I turn off ☺️
January 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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mattbe.bsky.social
Looks like another cracking week on planet earth, guys.
January 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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parsnip.bsky.social
we must remember anita bryant as she lived
four grainy, desaturated old video stills, first a conservatively styled woman with red hair smiling at the camera, second a hand reaching into the frame to slam a pie in her face, third a man holding his hands up looking grim, fourth the woman again with her head in her hands, full of pie
January 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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cerberus’ favorite band is Three Dog Night
January 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ladyrantsalot.bsky.social
Used to be fed solely luncheon meat by his previous owner. Now has a solid, consistent diet of dry and wet foods and healthy amounts of treats. And yesterday stole prosciutto off of my plate at lunch and regrets nothing. Little brat has moved up in the world, even if he is a criminal. LOL
Orange cat lounging unapologetically in a gray cat bed
December 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
ladyrantsalot.bsky.social
I made it through a Christmas Adam trip to Walmart and STILL haven't lost Whamageddon. 💪
December 24, 2024 at 2:23 AM