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The online narrative around Iwata is still one of the craziest history rewritings that I’ve witnessed
One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The online narrative around Iwata is still one of the craziest history rewritings that I’ve witnessed
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Beetus did a lot of these but this has to be my favorite.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Beetus did a lot of these but this has to be my favorite.
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I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.
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People who are scared of big cities have it backward. The closer you are to your neighbors the better you are at seeing them as human. The people who are scared of “random shootings” in the cities are also sniping lost teens in their driveways in the exurbs.
Still thinking about this story. Imagine how cooked your brain has to be on Fox News -- how terrified you have to be, every day in your isolated suburban castle -- to start *shooting* when you see brown people at your door, before the door is even open. We're such a nation of terrified cowards.
Cleaning worker who mistakenly went to wrong home fatally shot: Police
The shooting victim died from a gunshot wound to the head, the coroner's office said.
abcnews.go.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
People who are scared of big cities have it backward. The closer you are to your neighbors the better you are at seeing them as human. The people who are scared of “random shootings” in the cities are also sniping lost teens in their driveways in the exurbs.
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
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If your first inclination after that postseason is to argue about a salary cap or the Dodgers being bad for the sport, we just do not share anything in common about baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If your first inclination after that postseason is to argue about a salary cap or the Dodgers being bad for the sport, we just do not share anything in common about baseball
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*when someone online is about to say a positive thing about Nintendo*
“Before I say this, I want everyone to know they are evil, I don’t condone their prices, Game Key Cards suck, the lawsuits are bad & the last Direct sucked..
I enjoyed Mario Galaxy tho…please forgive me 🥺”
“Before I say this, I want everyone to know they are evil, I don’t condone their prices, Game Key Cards suck, the lawsuits are bad & the last Direct sucked..
I enjoyed Mario Galaxy tho…please forgive me 🥺”
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
*when someone online is about to say a positive thing about Nintendo*
“Before I say this, I want everyone to know they are evil, I don’t condone their prices, Game Key Cards suck, the lawsuits are bad & the last Direct sucked..
I enjoyed Mario Galaxy tho…please forgive me 🥺”
“Before I say this, I want everyone to know they are evil, I don’t condone their prices, Game Key Cards suck, the lawsuits are bad & the last Direct sucked..
I enjoyed Mario Galaxy tho…please forgive me 🥺”
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥
Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
October 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
Bungling back on schedule
TRADE: The Bengals are acquiring Joe Flacco and a sixth-round pick from the Browns for a fifth-round pick, sources say.
October 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Bungling back on schedule
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40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
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horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
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🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
www.cnn.com
October 15, 2009 at 6:56 PM
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
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Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
August 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
N: Vancouver, BC, Canada
S: Geelong, Victoria, Australia
W: …. Also Vancouver lol
E: Byron Bay, NSW, Australia
S: Geelong, Victoria, Australia
W: …. Also Vancouver lol
E: Byron Bay, NSW, Australia
N: Vancouver, BC Canada
S: Kaho'olawe, Hawaii (well, sailed up to it, if we wanna count on land then it'd be Kihei, Hawaii)
W: Lanai City, Hawaii
E: New York City, New York
S: Kaho'olawe, Hawaii (well, sailed up to it, if we wanna count on land then it'd be Kihei, Hawaii)
W: Lanai City, Hawaii
E: New York City, New York
Furthest I've been:
N: Valdez, Alaska
E: Napoli, Italy
S: Roatan, Honduras
W: Kyoto, Japan
This was actually fun to figure out. Napoli is further east than Lüdenscheid, Germany, where I went on a business trip over 20 years ago, so I had to change my answer thanks to my honeymoon.
N: Valdez, Alaska
E: Napoli, Italy
S: Roatan, Honduras
W: Kyoto, Japan
This was actually fun to figure out. Napoli is further east than Lüdenscheid, Germany, where I went on a business trip over 20 years ago, so I had to change my answer thanks to my honeymoon.
August 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
N: Vancouver, BC, Canada
S: Geelong, Victoria, Australia
W: …. Also Vancouver lol
E: Byron Bay, NSW, Australia
S: Geelong, Victoria, Australia
W: …. Also Vancouver lol
E: Byron Bay, NSW, Australia
We're about halfway through the decade. What are your 4 favorite games from the 2020s?
July 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We're about halfway through the decade. What are your 4 favorite games from the 2020s?
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Grown men in their mid-thirties talk about how the pokémon franchise ruined their life because of bad graphics or some shit with complete sincerity
July 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Grown men in their mid-thirties talk about how the pokémon franchise ruined their life because of bad graphics or some shit with complete sincerity
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my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru
July 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru
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had a really fun time making this one, some of my dumbest transitions yet. huge, huge thanks to the legendary @jonbois.bsky.social who graciously contributed some amazing graphics work on this
The 14th Street Busway has been a smashing success: faster commutes, fewer crashes, calmer streets.
So why is Eric Adams blocking a similar plan for 34th Street?
So why is Eric Adams blocking a similar plan for 34th Street?
July 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
had a really fun time making this one, some of my dumbest transitions yet. huge, huge thanks to the legendary @jonbois.bsky.social who graciously contributed some amazing graphics work on this
My goat swoocer reached this corner of the internet lfg
Alright, I'm gonna put on my hazmat suit and get out the Hitler particle detector and report back.
July 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My goat swoocer reached this corner of the internet lfg
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@adamchase.bsky.social hey, i ordered the jetlag hide and seek card game metric edition May 27th with priority shipping, and I saw there was a delay in shipping for the cards. Me and some friends were hoping for it to arrive before July 4 because we were planning a hide and seek game (1/2)
June 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
@adamchase.bsky.social hey, i ordered the jetlag hide and seek card game metric edition May 27th with priority shipping, and I saw there was a delay in shipping for the cards. Me and some friends were hoping for it to arrive before July 4 because we were planning a hide and seek game (1/2)