Kyle and 8,732 others
Kyle and 8,732 others
@kylethemighty.bsky.social
Three-time Super Bowl MVP, Pulitzer Prize Winner, Nobel Prize Winner, EGOT winner, member of Justice League, Avengers, and X-Men, winner 2018 AVN best butthole
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I drank from the streetlights, I stayed out until the hose came on, I used the phone with no helmet, I didn't have a smartbike, I rode in the mall, I hung out in the truck bed
July 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Pope got Fingered
April 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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it's crazy that joe biden died like 3 days ago and it barely made the headlines due to trump's latest colossal fuckup
April 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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If we go after candidates and never the money behind the candidates, nothing changes. The same horrible people just pull their money from Adams and redirect it to Cuomo. And they do this at every level--from mayor to president.
March 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Has someone looked at the donor list for the Democrats who voted YES to see what organizations they have in common? Primary everybody, of course. But this could be taken further if there are additional companies to boycott (like Tesla). Maybe go after donors too?
March 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Soup of the day: Chocolate pie
March 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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A thing I admire about billy corgan is he heard his voice and was like I'm going to be the lead singer of a band and people are going to enjoy listening to this and he was right
February 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I guarantee Trump means he is planning to literally send Elon into space. And I’m here for it, especially considering how well his rockets work
musk: i just wish i could go myself to get the astronauts but of course i know i'm too important to you here

trump: no you're going

musk: i'm absolutely livid that i don't get to go myself and - huh?
January 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without explanation.
January 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Love to "drain the swamp" by making...

- A tobacco and mining lobbyist Chief of Staff
- An Iraq War hawk Secretary of State
- A Qatar and Amazon lobbyist Attorney General
- A billionaire Wall St CEO Commerce Secretary
- A billionaire hedge fund manager Treasury Secretary
November 25, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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Freddy Mercury died of AIDS 33 years ago today. With modern medical technology, he likely would have lived. Never forget how much progress against major infectious disease has been made in a short time. We are at risk now of rolling back much of that progress.
November 23, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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stealing the atm from the gas station is just leave a penny take a penny at scale
November 23, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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Imagine Joe Biden Orgasming Loudly
August 19, 2023 at 3:06 AM
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Folks who are migrating over, this is your chance to start fresh.

Post what you wanna post, not what you think you have to post, or what you think will "do numbers."

The point is to have genuine interactions with other people, not farm engagement.

I beg you, don't make this into another void.
November 21, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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Making a new block list explicitly for TERFs

Very explicit transphobia (and liking explicit transphobia) is the only reason I will add someone to this list.

bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 16, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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There's something I need people to understand.

The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.

The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
Coca-Cola’s newest Christmas commercial was made using AI.
November 20, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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if you gained thousands of followers because of a starter pack and aren't used to the clout, here are some tips to cope:

-go mad with power
-get canceled
-delete your account
November 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Fellow cis people - when you hear people be transphobic say something, ESPECIALLY offline. Even a simple “don’t be like that” or “she’s not hurting anyone” lets people know it’s not cool.

There’s more of us than there are of them, but they are much louder
it’s about to get very, very hard to be transgender in the united states. likely harder than it’s been in american history. do not let them scare you into backing down. do not give into transphobes framing. stand up to them however you can. it shouldn’t be this way but we have to fight
November 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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do any transgenders want to go to capitol hill and piss in the bathrooms there
November 20, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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*deep breaths y'all*
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky.
November 14, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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Trump spent a *third* of his campaign budget on virulent transphobia.

Telling trans people to not worry, after having a $200 million target painted on them for *months* with barely any pushback from the Dems, is wildly unhelpful.
November 6, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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just got out of a doctor's appointment where my doctor, an extremely gentle and caring and knowledgeable provider, broke down sobbing because a right wing group had doxxed her in anticipation of purges under trump and i am upgrading my opinion on this article from "annoying" to "blind rage"
October 18, 2024 at 2:35 PM